Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hablacraja> conservapedia
<Hablacraja> wtf is this shit
<Hablacraja> seems more like a wiki for republicans with aspergers

<Hablacraja> no horse porn on youtube, i already looked

* TheGeneral doesn't rape sheep!
* TheGeneral rapes cows :P

<Hiigzzz> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
<dreddnott> poor you
<dreddnott> are you setting up a website?

<Hand> nova, fix your internet
<Hand> you're getting cut off more than John Wayne Bobbitt

// Nova having problems with frequent ping timeouts.

<NovaBurn> anyway books go
<Hablacraja> Pokey Little Puppy
<BlackStar> Anal Mermaids
<BlackStar> Wait, that's a movie.
<NovaBurn> good movie.
<BlackStar> Indeed.
<Hablacraja> novaburn do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ
<Hablacraja> perhaps you should read the Bible
<BlackStar> Plot Keywords:
<BlackStar> Anal Sex / Double Penetration / Fellatio / Hardcore / Oral Sex

<Kapyrna> So...If you were a porcupine, what color would you be?
<a1> ass

<Weavern> its in my bones to stamp out fun

<Inst> RPGs are like novels, except for retards

*** Kap|Tannenbaum is now known as Kap
<Mirehn> christmas tree?
<Kap> yep
<Kap> all spruced up now
<Kap> HAHA punny!

<Hiro> this one at teh momnent is in the middle between a stiff one and being completely limp
<Chrome> i'm working on the pic
<Hiro> wait...that sounded wrong

<deadguy> WOOO I'M JESUS

<@Ap0k> it would ruin the illusion that you don't live in a pint glass fishy :(
<~ionfish> that's not true

<Inq> i was in 'nam. I know my shit.
<Cable> did you kill some charlies inq?
<Inq> yeah, and i swiped his cane
<Inq> I truly am a comedy goldmine.
<Inq> Im like a hetero Wilde

<MadCatChiken> i'm gonna start modding HW2 again
<MadCatChiken> first to find a place where i can get Maya 3
<MadCatChiken>hmm
<molo> amazon.com
<MadCatChiken> well i was thinking free but i don't really want to discuss that
<molo> you already did

<Lor> i am not a respectable man

<Hiroshi_tea> he made Hiro mad
<Jianaran> Hiro makes Jianaran mad.
<Jianaran> Why the third-person?
<Hiroshi_tea> but hiro loves jianaran
<Hiroshi_tea> no reason
<Shin> Shin thinks this conversation is daft
<Jianaran> Jianaran wonders where all the "/me"s are
<Emberstrife> Emberstrife thinks hiroshi and jianaran should have some buttsechs and make up.
<Gblazen> Gblazen should've seen this coming loll
<Jianaran> Jianaran thinks that Ember is just desperate for buttsecks
<@Dimension> wtf

<nyyti> RIESS
<nyyti> http://forums.relicnews.com/showpost.php?p=2431519&postcount=219
<nyyti> stuff
<Hiroshi_Tea> gunz
<Hiroshi_Tea> hehee
* Quits: Riess|work (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Quit: argh)
<nyyti> tee hee
<nyyti> DUDE
<nyyti> WILL YOU FUCKING STOP QUITTING WHEN I POST PICS
<nyyti> !!!!
<Hiroshi_Tea> lolololololololol
<nyyti> dead to me
<nyyti> jerk

<Kapyrna> as a Nintendo kid, I take offense
<Gblaze> Trinity's being a wise guy. Ignore him. :)
<Trinity> ...and what makes you think i would even give a pinch of rat's shit about whether i offend you or not?
<Gblaze> Anyways, Ninja Gaiden DS will make your tear your hair out for its' difficulty like the Xbox version did.
<rat|sleep> um
<rat|sleep> what?
<Trinity> lol

<eTombotron> hey guys
<eTombotron> OH GOD I HURT MY TOES
<eTombotron> there is blood involved
<SquidDNA> BLOOD FOR THE TOENAIL GOD
<Someguy> o noez
<eTombotron> they are going to fall off
<SquidDNA> Maybe in the future you will trust the republicans
<Code> BOW TO YOUR REPUBLICAN OVERLORDS!
<SquidDNA> I'm sure it was a gang of liberal illegal minorities that ruined your toes with irresponsible social spending
<SquidDNA> Admit it
<eTombotron> ;d
<eTombotron> yes
<eTombotron> yes squid
<eTombotron> and they also caused me, in great pain, to drop the roll of toilet paper in the toilet
<eTombotron> when i was getting toilet paper to stanch my wounds
<eTombotron> and it's still there
<eTombotron> in the toilet
<eTombotron> who thinks that if i wait long enough, the cardboard will be flushable
<SquidDNA> Long enough = years
<Code> pah, if your toilet cant flush a whole roll, your toilet is a PUSSY.
<eTombotron> my toilet is definitely a pussy
<Caesar> sounds familiar....BAD THING HAPPENS...don't do the smart thing and fix it.....LOG ON AND TELL IRC
<SquidDNA> I would topic that if it weren't so disgusting

<Kushan> i'm not a jackass :[

<Elukka-> i have a lizard
<Elukka-> how is that an obsession
<ZellFish-> you own one.
<ZellFish-> obv.
<Elukka»> does having a cat make you cat obsessive then?
<ZellFish-> yes
<ZellFish-> infact, I have four.
<ZellFish-> :|
<Salamander»> Zell
<Salamander> - I have a lizard and a python
<Salamander-> What does that make me?
<ZellFish-> A furry.
<ZellFish-> You sick fuck.

<Khet> supcom is forcing me to reinstall my windows partition
<Khet> 8 gig
<Khet> be serious
<Inst> LULZ
<Inst> it has to install on your windows partition?
<Inst> when I upgrade, I need a bigger penis
<Inst> oh god
<Inst> what am i saying
<Inst> ...

<Grim_Heaper> [11:06] <hiro> i have massive strong <insert imagination here>

<Hyperian> http://master01.spikedhumor.com/116144/116144_epic_boobs_1.jpg
<Mirehn> we're on #homeworld, we're all on Santa's dolt list
<Chandler> OLD
<Chandler> but still awesome
<Hyperian> I KNOW YOU ARE