Relic Community Quotes Database

<mad> MY COCK TO YOUR COCK, MY THOUGHTS TO YOUR THOUGHTS

<Akranadas> woo, University Acknowlgded my application. Now all I have to do is wait...
<molo> where's University Acknowlgded?
<molo> ;\
<Akranadas> :|
<Akranadas> i would so ban you if you were so sexy
<Akranadas> *weren't
<molo> i know

<Tiresias> did you know that the CIA is actually the Canadian Intelligence Agency and they've been feeding american info up north for years!
<Tiresias> ;d
<vertigo> it's called "counter-intelligence", Tire

* Dyntheos changes topic to 'Welcome to #Cooking. : Todays Recipe. Vagina Curry'

<[Vertigo]> I think my love of the mammary goes back to my childhood when my mother used to tease me whilst breast feeding me

<shimpuss> Video Games: Name the final boss from each Final Fantasy game (1-8, in that order).
<Mirehn> .
<Mirehn> .
<Mirehn> .
<Aracat> you're shitting me
<shimpuss> C--o-, -m----r ---- ----, D-rk ----d, Z-ro---, ---t--y-n--, ---k-, Se-------, -n- ---i---ia
<Beast> LOL
<Beast> LOLOLLOLOLLOLO
<shimpuss> Time's up! The answer was: 1 Chaos, Emperor from Hell, Dark Cloud, Zeromus, Deathgyunos, Kefka, Sephiroth, and Ultimecia

<Kushan> i'm not a jackass :[

<IgnusDei> the relic community needs its own boom de yada
<Innonexess> It'll never work you crazy fool!
* NeCoHo waits patiently for it to get..
<NeCoHo> OH SHI-
<NeCoHo> late
<IgnusDei> I love Desert Worlds
<IgnusDei> I love the Scaffolding
<IgnusDei> I love all the people
<IgnusDei> inside the cryopods!
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<Caesarinconflict> ...
<NeCoHo> I love the dream I had
<NeCoHo> I loved it so much
<NeCoHo> I loved my sister
<NeCoHo> We had to touch
<IgnusDei> ...

<Santiago4ever> never mind
<Santiago4ever> disregard what I said, I suck cocks.

<Hyperian> http://master01.spikedhumor.com/116144/116144_epic_boobs_1.jpg
<Mirehn> we're on #homeworld, we're all on Santa's dolt list
<Chandler> OLD
<Chandler> but still awesome
<Hyperian> I KNOW YOU ARE

<Hyperian> guess what squid doesnt have?
<SquidDNA> semen

* Lee-C has joined #dow_community
<Lee-C> Anyone to play?
<Weavern> on gamespy?
<Lee-C> Dawn of War on gímespy?
<Lee-C> it works?
<Weavern> yes it does
<Weavern> what do you think everyone else uses?
<Lee-C> Direct connect
<Lee-C> Hmm
<Weavern> why cant you connect to gamespy?
<Lee-C> No the problem is, I can not make the DoW on games list on gamespy
<Lee-C> how can i?
<Weavern> what are you talking about
<Lee-C> can you help me?
<Lee-C> GameSpy
<Weavern> you click host game and it shows up on the games list
<Lee-C> Not supported game
<Lee-C> Dawn of War
<Weavern> umm it supported
<Lee-C> Hm
<Lee-C> OK
<Lee-C> i gonna to install it
<Slow|sewing> o.O
<Slow|sewing> install what?
* Slow|sewing is now known as Slow_Runner
<Slow_Runner> you don't have to install anything other than DoW to play it on GameSpy
<Weavern> you load up dawn of war
<Weavern> you click multiplayer
<Weavern> and you click the online
<Lee-C> Gamespy you
<Lee-C> Yes?
<Lee-C> Hm
<Slow_Runner> o.O
<Slow_Runner> O.o
<Lee-C> So i gonna to game, wanna play on line and the game lead me to gamespy list?
<Weavern> where did you get your copy anyway
<Lee-C> so i have to load up DoW into Gamespy's game list
<Weavern> no
<Weavern> you start dawn of war, you click multiplayer and you click online
<Lee-C> Just simple start Dow and gone to Multy
<Lee-C> thx
<Lee-C> it is lot of help
<Lee-C> thx
<Slow_Runner> np

// I can has gamespy pls?

<LoCo> Aren't you guys glad I gave you enough wit to come up with lines like that?
<Hand> No, I developed my own wit, which you siphoned off me like some kind of wit-parasite.
<LoCo> I know I am.

<a1> row row row the ova, slowly down the vagina
<a1> angrily, angrily, tearfully, angrily
<a1> life is but a dream
<Hablacraja> lol whut
<Code> no more alcohol for A1.
<Code> Ever.

<ImmortalChaos> bother someone in a position of power
<fneep> They are all in Canada with hangovers
<ImmortalChaos> i'm in canada
<ImmortalChaos> and i dont have a hangover ;/
<fneep> But the staff do
<fneep> Not all Canadians have hangovers
<fneep> Though that is debatable...
<ImmortalChaos> there is a minority of people who dont have hangovers

<Zepherian> sweet jesus thats an agressive rear

<Zepherian> that is a bit over the top
<Zepherian> but hey, it does indeed inform whats being discussed :D
<Elukka|X3> "Discuss: Merge "Anal-oral contact" with "Ass to mouth""

(04:49:13) (&reki) hmm what did bmb get banned for?
(04:49:20) (&reki) and inst
(04:49:28) (Hyperian) not willing to spread his cheek for soul
(04:49:39) (&reki) squid banned them
(04:49:52) (Hyperian) not willing to spread his cheeks for squid

<Insy> "sex can wait - masturbate!"

<Mirehn> GAH! They took my frikking kidney
<BlackStar> Sorry.
<BlackStar> That was me.

<Vertigo> so I got kicked off a my little pony forum: http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/
<ExplodingPope> wait
<ExplodingPope> they have forums for My Little Pony?!
<Vertigo> yes
<Vertigo> where have you been?
<Vertigo> just like rule 34 there is one like it for forums
<ExplodingPope> god DAMN
<ExplodingPope> that'd be an allegory then I guess
<ExplodingPope> Rule 34.1

<celtti> ALRIGHT
<celtti> LET'S DO THIS THANG
<=-=> celtti is now known as celtti|rausraus
<Hirmetrium> LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

[21:57:07] * Lefty slaps Seano around a bit with a large trout
[21:58:48] * Seano (notarealem@hwc-AEB50226.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
[21:59:02] <laevus> good slap
[21:59:24] <Lefty> :p

<discostu> http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg
<discostu> SHES FUCKING HOT

<dreddnott> http://relicnews.com/yearbook/2006/350/
<pH14> he is hot
<pH14> i would do him
<pH14> i mean, if i was a homosexual