Relic Community Quotes Database

* OhJohnno covers eyes and hopes they swill stop giving away spoilers
<deathwings> if you ask nicely moe will kill your connection to the server
<deathwings> no more connection no more spoilers
*** deathwings was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)
*** deathwings has joined #homeworld
<SquidDNA> OOPS
<deathwings> WOT
<SquidDNA> I'm sorry
<deathwings> HOW DARE YOU SIR
*** OhJohnno was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)

<Seano> I just wanna cry
<Seano> For no apparent reason
<Seano> I should shoot myself in the foot
<Seano> And cook an apple pie
<Seano> Then whilst eating the pie, shoot myself in the other foot
<Seano> And laugh.
<Seano> With pie in my mouth
<Seano> So that its scalding contents splatters all over my chest
<Seano> I was cooking in the nude, FYI
<Seano> And burns my chest
<Seano> And then I fall out of the window
<Seano> Onto the ground
<Seano> And run into the ocean
<Seano> And swim to Hong-King
<Seano> Kong*
<Seano> Where I shall live happily with my family of 98
<Seano> And I shall train my children as ninjas
<Seano> And then they will betray me
<Seano> And I will die
<Seano> The end.
<nyyti> free pie?
<Seano> Oh yes

23:41 <Heretic> Time to model the ULTIMATE WEAPON
23:41 <Kresjah> Speed
23:41 <Kresjah> If you're going less than 60
23:42 <Lleman> lol
23:42 <Kresjah> The bus will blow

[21:57:07] * Lefty slaps Seano around a bit with a large trout
[21:58:48] * Seano (notarealem@hwc-AEB50226.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
[21:59:02] <laevus> good slap
[21:59:24] <Lefty> :p

[21:23] <ZellIdle> I banged my english teacher
[21:23] <Da_Fish> There are a ton of hot female teachers at my school
[21:23] <Jianaran> pffywterty
[21:23] <Da_Fish> the two hottest are economics teachers
[21:23] <Jianaran> WHAT?
[21:23] <ZellIdle> she was 23

<Vertigo> calicos?
<Vertigo> they are like the rainbow sherbet of cats

<drUnk> 2 girlz 1 cup?
* drUnk watched it
<drUnk> i call bullshit, fake
<drUnk> anyone who watches real scat pron can see the flaws

<Kalessin> i'm just plain gay

<Hiigara> Hiigara goes for girls, not 40 year old men online.

<Kushan> only stupid people ask stupid questions imo

<Zepherian> I give up treb
<ExplodingPope> Or how about the Spanish American War? Pwned.
<Hablacraja> please give up
<treb|happy> iran-contra affair? the CIA selling drugs to fund rebels
<Zepherian> sometimes I think the wrong side won WW2

<pH14> anyone about to tf2?
<@IcecreamLtDan> I was about to tinkle
<pH14> then tf2?
<pH14> post tinklage?
<@IcecreamLtDan> no, sorry
<Hiigara> lame.
<pH14> tease

<Bowkers> nickop loves me
<Ira|tea> [07:17] -NickOP- Bowkers you are awesome and I totally have a robot crush on you. If you can read this, type /msg NickOP SEX NOW. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
<SquidDNA> hahah
<Ira|tea> oh what do you know, he does love you
<Bowkers> <3 NickOP

<disco_stu> they satisfy my need for young boy anime porn

<TLG> I couldn't keep it up.

<Anti|HW> "my mouse is all greasy"

<Zepherian> hey, im a girl too

* jixn gives self a blowjob

<GuaRRand> I have wet pants

<Murph> I already have aids

<ds> i love the cock.

<Kushan> there are black people driving all over the place
<Kushan> and they pull over the white guy!
<Kushan> what is the world ocming to :(

<disco_stu> I LIKE TO FUCK PEOPLE IN THE EAR

<mecha> mmmm monkey balls

<gblackjack> why is it hurting when I pee
<Alpha_Duck88X> with that tampon crammed into your penis hole
<Alpha_Duck88X> no wonder it hurts