Relic Community Quotes Database

<kally> i like hairy women
<kally> hairy women are like
<kally> mmmmm

<Inq> I dont fuck pastries

<Weasel_Boy> when do i get promoted for being good!
<Lor3-16> on the 13th of never dude!
<Weasel_Boy> damn communists!
<Lor3-16> some are more equal than others.....
<Akranadas> on the 30th of February next year
<Methuselath> \:D
<Weasel_Boy> ..... im gonna hold you to that lol
<Akranadas> okay
<Lor3-16> erm....
<Akranadas> shhh
<Lor3-16> k

<Jink|Sleep> lol your a fucking tard for using vista black
<Jink|Sleep> ...aannnddd he isn't here
<Kap> <crickets>
<Trinity> sure...vista black don't work!
<Trinity> insert racial joke in poor taste
<Trinity> more crickets
<Kap> <more crickets>
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<Trinity> too many <crickets> I guess

<roflmao> crysis review! :D
<ExplodingPope> you'll keep your whore mouth shut unless you want to experience a thorough review of my DICK.
<roflmao> 9.5!
<ExplodingPope> erm...thanks?

<eTombotron> i no longer have to suffer mountains of anxiety
<Zepherian> you got castrated?
<eTombotron> i got into northwestern law school
<Zepherian> my condolences
<eTombotron> it is not the beginning of a life of suffering
<eTombotron> i suffer no matter what i do in life
<eTombotron> probably won't suffer more as a lawyer
<Zepherian> you're so green to life
<Zepherian> so so green

<Elukka> hey you get experience for having sex
<celtti> duh?
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<SquidDNA> ..
<Afoxi> ..........
<Afoxi> no comment

<OjKa> like ctrl + d for abilities that i need to use now!!
<Weavern> i go to cnc3
<Weavern> where the hell is my waypoints
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<OjKa> its like
<OjKa> alt + click ;(
<Tiresias> I just find C&C3 dull
<Weavern> oh right i have to use that moronic waypoint tool
<OjKa> who on earth likes alt
<Weavern> its not even alt
<Ragnarok2504> lol
<Ragnarok2504> poor Alt
<Weavern> you have to setup a chain and put units onto the chain
<Alt> ...
<Ragnarok2504> he is in this room you know?
<OjKa> omg
<Alt> Yes i am...
<OjKa> not you alt ;(
<Tiresias> lol
<Ragnarok2504> hehehe
<OjKa> i have put my foot in it now ;(
<Alt> ok....

<downslope> i like them small and furry

<Martian|> we ARE lame dolt

<Horizon> and I wipped out my cock, and said "EVERYBODUY GET DOWN!!!"

<Jinkguns> Zeph, we are attracted to each other to a degree
<Zepherian> its ok, feel your homosexual relationship
<Zepherian> nothing says love like a small penis

<Solareon> art check your pms

<mrmin123|megame> System Penistime: (_(_)D~ (1hr 4mins)

<Event-Horizon> my neck looks like a vigina
* Shin|work humporz EH in the NECK

<Dvalin> No. I will never share my stash of Monica Bellucci/Laetitia Casta pictures.
<Dvalin> ...he may get my TA cds on loan, but he'll never get my wanking material. ;/

<DrFurious> i like porn movies where the guy has a tiny dick
<DrFurious> it makes me feel superior

<Hyperian> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KYERRRK&key=LJV [EH's gf]
<hamoom> she's not even cute
<hamoom> she looks like a librarian

<SquidDNA:> My potatoes are awesome

<hellion> yea... so a little off topic here... but who takes it in the ass? show of hands?

* Neko-Question SUMMONS fun
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<Question> apparently when you fail to summon fun you get d/ced
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<Stryer> this does bode ill for a lot of my models
<Lleman> well, you just realized that nag?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> yes
<Lleman> :(
<Stryer> wait a mo...
<Stryer> nag?
<Stryer> did you call me a female
<Stryer> horse
<Lleman> nah, bad wording
<Stryer> - and an OLD female horse at that?
<Lleman> ??? old mare, are you?
<Stryer> only when I 'tuck it back'
<Stryer> yep
<Lleman> uargh!!
<Lleman> you realize there are many other persons reading?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> hey - i didnt mention you tucking it back, did I?
<Lleman> (uargh!!!)²

<&soul> just have to text her
<&soul> that would be better cause my voice is um..
<&soul> i dont want to come across as a predator
<&soul> :\

<ung> saq i am in lov with u but my parents wont let me pursue it becuz u r a mormon, and im a hasidic jew :-(

<Linuturk_NB> I'm not going to sleep with my father