Relic Community Quotes Database

<discostu> I LIKE LARGE BREASTS, PROGRAMMING, AND STAR TREK
<discostu> LOVE ME

<Dimension> you don't need a hairdresser to interact with other people's pants

<[relic]remnant|working> i dunno if i really wanna open a box full of testicles

<DrFurious> i have little wiener arms
<DrFurious> because they're so long
<DrFurious> being physically fit is overrated

<Khet> insy, you need a hobby
<insy> I have one
<insy> it's called having anal sex with every one of your siblings and extended family members

(Hiigara) it's all...soft

(%Dimension) oh, you touch my tralala
(Chrysophylax) MMM MY DING DING DONG
(MadMerchant) my ding ding dong
(Silentium) my ding ding dong

<Da_Fish> tbh, who wouldn't go gay for johnny depp?

<Riess> Welcome to #singles ! Topic is: It's Hit On Cortana Day! :|
<LeftWing> XD
<nyyti> heh
<Cortana> lol
<Pijama|NewPJs> xD
<Pijama|NewPJs> Haha

<LeftWing> What is ze time in Urugay?
<Laura|tired> 17 25
<LeftWing> LOL
<LeftWing> It's 20:25 over here.
<LeftWing> I R FROM TEH PHUTURE
<LeftWing> PH34R MEE! :D
* Laura|tired slaps LeftWing
<Laura|tired> a slap from the past

<Cable> i have a g string embedded in my finger

<GroundZero> I didnt say that it was
<GroundZero> you are merging two sentences that are about 5 lines apart -_-
<ceejayoz> they're five lines
<ceejayoz> apart
<ceejayoz> because you type
<ceejayoz> like
<ceejayoz> this
<ceejayoz> ;p

* vijil breaks out the airbrush...
<Ammonra> :O
<Ammonra> yes!
<nyyti> I've yet to paint my laptop
<Ammonra> more stuff from vijil!
<vijil> heh
<Ammonra> your DA account is rather...empty
<vijil> paintball killed my art remember
<Ammonra> organic 'deshi cerimonial guy ftw though
<Ammonra> yes
<Ammonra> blame the sports xD
<nyyti> brb, cleaning desk
<vijil> lol nighty cleans his desk.
<Ammonra> http://vijil.deviantart.com/art/Organically-armoured-4211503
<Ammonra> that ^^
<Ammonra> i like a lot
<vijil> yeah, I'd turn gay for him.
<Ammonra> :O
<vijil> ...
<Ammonra> !!!!

<Starblade|Work> apparently the only thing moe fears is helicopter noises

<http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-07-01-chimp-escapes_N.htm?csp=34>

<Event-Horizon> omg... I just ordered 120 bucks worth of underwear from VS for kat :[[[

<danga`zZZz> I dont mind. I dont sleep well at night.
<eTombotron> you sleep well when we cuddle

<Chechen> u know shin when i first talked to you
<Chechen> i thought you were gay
<Chechen> u were talking about this zen stuff
<Chechen> and i was going wtf is he on

* rupract spanks Jumper because he is the spankmaster

<frst> star trek is cool

<soul|FL> shaven is the only way to go madz

<danga`IC> im normal

<pH14> what are the portal colours
<pH14> red and green?
<Mnementh> orange and blue
<pH14> orange is in, blue is out?
<Mnementh> they are full duplex
<pH14> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
<Mnementh> they can transport cake both ways

<Afoxi> anyone have any advice for someone who needs to get work done but hasn't been doing that over the past few days?
<hiro> don't be lazy
<hiro> that gives you herpes
<Gorb> Laziness gives you herpes?
<Gorb> Shit, I'm boned.
<Afoxi> ...well i suppose that analogy works, i mean if you're too lazy to run over to 7-11 to grab some rubber before deciding to jam it in, you could wind up with herpes...