Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> In unrelated news
<SquidDNA> I am the biggest dork ever
<SquidDNA> "So, uh, had fun Friday!"
<SquidDNA> "Yeah, that was a good movie. I liked it."
<SquidDNA> "I.. think it would be great if we did something else."
<SquidDNA> "..yeah.. I do too, what did you have in mind?"
<SquidDNA> "..."
<soul> oh squid
<SquidDNA> (SHIT DID NOT THINK THIS FAR AHEAD)
<soul> always have a plan
<SquidDNA> God
<SquidDNA> So, so awkward
<soul> you make great bread, do the picnic basket lunch thing
<SquidDNA> SOUL
<SquidDNA> YOU ARE BRILLIANT
<SquidDNA> !
<soul> followed by a nice walk in the park
<SquidDNA> Picnic
<SquidDNA> Seriously
<soul> then after taking her home
<soul> you hit the strip club
<soul> bam!

<Da_Fish> There better not be a WWII "fluff" forum when CoH is out

<Question> http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6112/11364799564226ni.jpg
<Question> omg
<Da_Fish> omg?
<Question> CLICK
<Da_Fish> and?
<Da_Fish> what is this?
<Question> pics of guys in maid uniforms
<Da_Fish> your fetish yes
<Question> it is not a fetish
<Da_Fish> then what is it?
<Question> errr
<Question> normal
<Question> yes
<Question> totally normal

<Merturk_NB|work> heh, we had network drives at one of my schools
<Merturk_NB|work> i kept a txt file in mine with a list of proxies and porn sites
<Merturk_NB|work> one day, i opened it up
<Hablacraja> haha
<Merturk_NB|work> and it said: Busted
<Hablacraja> oh shi--
<Merturk_NB|work> i was like, oh shit
<Merturk_NB|work> exactly
<Merturk_NB|work> i deleted it, hoping it would go away
<Locutus> You should have kept it on a floppy. :p
<Merturk_NB|work> got called to the office 10 minutes later

<Kushan> sony/ms/wii don't want to support it
<Kushan> and they are the major contributors for it
<skwerl> I want ma wii =(
--> Zimnick (zimnick@hwc-DA4D9DE5.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) has joined #cohbeta
<Kushan> you can play with my wii
<Zimnick> ...
<Zimnick> wth did I walk into
<Kushan> skwerl wants my wii

<naradaman> whats friendster
<Tiresias> it's like napster
<Tiresias> but you illegally download friends

<Alliance> wait a moment, what happens if christ and antichrist touch? do we get a big boom?
<outtis> yes
<Alliance> cool
<outtis> liek a nukular bomb
<Alliance> we should use them to run a warp engine
<oneredpanther> jesus power
<RiessArt> "Capt'n! Antichrist containment is weakening!" D:

<i> do wonder what a piece of 'jesus original' furniture would fetch on eBay, him being a carpenter and all.

<Dorkdav> Have you ever seen "Afraid of Girls"
<IgnusDei> i'm not afraid of girls
<IgnusDei> they're afraid of me
<IgnusDei> hence i'm always afraid that THEY might be afraid of me
<IgnusDei> because that's so embarassing
<IgnusDei> ITS NOT THE SAME THING DAMNIT
* IgnusDei sobs in a corner

<Tiresias> we can but ream squid
<Tiresias> *dream

* Zepherian has kicked pH14 from #homeworld (!)
* pH14 has joined #homeworld
* reki gives channel operator status to pH14
* reki removes channel operator status from Zepherian
* pH14 sets ban on *!*zepherian@*.5CDA1E80.6E46A3D3.IP
* pH14 has kicked Zepherian from #homeworld
* reki high fives ph
* pH14 high fives
<reki> that was double team action
<Chrome> lol

<Panzeh> crash!
<Corsix> relic online is like "OMG WTF BBQ 500 players? I die now"
<Trizzdog> 500 player IMBA
<Trizzdog> NERF LOBBY SIZE

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POPUP EDIT WINDOW
<SquidDNA> WIN
<SquidDNA> OMG
<SquidDNA> WHO DID THAT?
<Druidika> ?
<SquidDNA> On the forums
<Druidika> do you mean the quickedit thingie?
<SquidDNA> Yes!
<SquidDNA> It's the most awesome thing since awesome!
<Druidika> that's been there since I joined the forums two years ago
<SquidDNA> You lie
<soul> um squid
<soul> (thats been around for a bit)
<Finaldeath> maybe its not on all skins or something
<SquidDNA> IT HAS NOT FUCKING BEEN THERE FOR A BIT
<SquidDNA> IT WAS NEVER THERE
<SquidDNA> IT JUST SHOWED UP
<SquidDNA> I swear to Dyn, my account is cursed
<SquidDNA> "Oh what Squid, you JUST NOW NOTICED the Pie-over-IP button?"
<SquidDNA> "We've been getting free pie for the past YEAR"
<SquidDNA> Wait what the hell
<SquidDNA> It's only on the very most recent post in the thread?
<SquidDNA> No wonder
<SquidDNA> Who the hell edits those
<Druidika> it's on all your posts
<SquidDNA> gl with the headphone hunt
<SquidDNA> No, Druidika, it isn't
<SquidDNA> WAIT WHAT THE HELL YES IT IS
<SquidDNA> IT WASN'T A SECOND AGO
<SquidDNA> I SWEAR
<SquidDNA> I CHECKED
<SquidDNA> Druidika
<SquidDNA> Stop fucking with me man
<SquidDNA> "Squid, you're naked."
<SquidDNA> "No I'm not.. WHAT THE HELL. I was fully clothed a second ago!"
<SquidDNA> Okay
<SquidDNA> This has gone on too much
* Quits: SquidDNA (Quit: Druidika is fucking with reality, WATCH HIM)

<RiessOut> lol u gay faggot - what kind of an insult is that? be creative!
<Moe> indeed!
<Moe> I insult people by telling them that even Riess could do better
<Moe> er
<Moe> oh dear.

<Loc|Essay> Voyager got a bit of help from the future.
<ceejayoz> that's why ST is boring, Loc
<ceejayoz> insurmountable problem? TIME TRAVEL
<ceejayoz> it's the plot device to end all plot devices
<ceejayoz> i mean, you half expect Picard to poop in an unsatisfactory manner and do some time travel to have a do-over

<Gblaze> I've noticed that Japanese heroes have little to no Macgyver skills
<Gblaze> Most of them are "LOL Power of LOVE and COURAGE!"
<Code> kinda like space marines? :P
<Code> "FAITH AND HONOR!" *charge into the bullets* *Die*

<celtti> I should turn to gay just to fuck with inq
<celtti> wait
<celtti> I didn't mean it like that

<Druidika> brb, game with biffy
<Druidika> :)
<Skwerl|Replays> zomg
<Skwerl|Replays> send replay if you win k?
<Finaldeath> "if"?
<Skwerl|Replays> yes, IF
<Emberstrife> send replay if biffy uses hax
<Corsix> is it Druidika with biffy or Druidika vs biffy?
<Emberstrife> which he will use if he will be losing
<Ogrynsmash> vs probably
<Ogrynsmash> Druid
<Ogrynsmash> watch for the jeepspam
<Buggo> biffy cheats
<Buggo> I saw it with my own eyes
<Buggo> Looking over his shoulder

<celtti> best relationship I've ever had? My cat

<pH14> there was this cute service agent flirting with me today
<Hablacraja> did you pretend to get drunk and feel her up
<pH14> i am a gentleman
<Hablacraja> so you got drunk for real
<Atreides> habla has no girl skills
<Tiresias> so you did it but won't tell anyone
* pH14 is mum

<Fedman> HW and rap music, ummm no, no, hell no
<NovaBurn2> orchestral orchestral-rock in general,
<NovaBurn2> rap can fuck off
<Starblade> "I LIKE BIG...SHIPS AND I CANNOT LIE"
<NovaBurn2> ALL YOU OTHER RACE CANNOT DENY
<Jal-18> WHEN A FRIG JUMPS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY BEAM YOU GET PWNED

<Buggo|away> PIKE
<Buggo|away> COME OUT TONIGHT YOU LOSER
<Buggo|away> Or
<Buggo|away> Shun me again
<Buggo|away> Like you always do
<SquidDNA> Allie, it must be hard
<Buggo|away> It's so hard
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> You cannot try to cage Pike
<SquidDNA> Because he's already in a cage, on the roof
<Buggo|away> hahaha
<SquidDNA> But it's his cage, not yours

<Khet> right... so this is a purely fictitious coversation
<oneredpanther> its a real conversation about a fictional subject
<oneredpanther> like church sermons

<Moe> rated M for Moe!
<Moe> wheee!

<oneredpanther> my logs betray me
<oneredpanther> good job our girlfriend's don't keep logs. we'd be in deep shit by now.
<oneredpanther> although sometimes i swear they might.
<oneredpanther> but only for our transgressions
<oneredpanther> they can't remember how to give a good handjob but certainly know how many times we forgot to take out the trash in July 1986