Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tranj> Damnit! You people are going to jinx it, we are still a couple hours away, now all of you quite down, Relic people go back to drinking, and leave us to do our scans and checks! If you people jinxed this gold candidate I will go absolutely and completely Marweas on all your asses!

// from forum post when CoH went gold

<Corsix> get the kickstick
* Huxiii was kicked by Someguy (GTFO!!!!!)
* Huxiii has joined #companyofheroes
<Ogrynsmash> OMG
<Ogrynsmash> Autojoin
* Someguy sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-A7AC8D4.dsl.siol.net
<Corsix> get the banstick!
* Huxiii was kicked by Someguy (CORNER 5 MINUTES!)
<Ogrynsmash> Wtf corsix
<Ogrynsmash> you're like
<Ogrynsmash> coordinated with SG
<Someguy> <Huxiii> wtf you fucking moron
<...>
* Huxiii has joined #companyofheroes
* ceejayoz SUMMONS Huxiii
<ceejayoz> don't be a jackass Huxiii
* Huxiii has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by ceejayoz (don't be a jackass))

<Hyperian> soul are you a good drinker?
<soul> i have only slept on a bathroom floor once
<soul> so i would say i do ok
<soul> i threw up all night
<soul> for 12 hrs
<soul> i had 4 carbombs and 3 beers in 30 minutes
<soul> didnt eat anything before all day
<soul> and i was stupid cause we put way to much whiskey in the shot glass
...
<GeneralNukeEm> at least soul owns his toilet
<soul> nukem.. dont help.. i was at a friends bday party for that:(
<soul> i asked for a blanket
<soul> i got a towel
<soul> which i was so messed up
<soul> i thought it was a blanket
<soul> so i wake up and asked for a blanket
<soul> they gave me another towel
<soul> i thought that was a blanket too:\
<Hyperian> this friends birthday party better not be like some 12 year old kid
<soul> she was 16
<soul> fuck you

* Trizzdog goes into the future, makes multiple female clones of himself with FUTURE TECH, then has a clonecest orgy. Then he does NORMAL things, like find out what stocks to buy, when the end of the world will be, ect.
<Tiresias> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW
* Tiresias goes back in time and hands Trizzdog's dad a condom

<Hiigara> my friend at work went to another all-guys school and when I told him about today he was like "FUCK YOU! I HAD TO STICK WITH THE DAMN SAUSAGEFEST FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS! I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER"
<Hiigara> this was at work, btw :)
<NovaBurn> hiig likes sausage
<Chrome> hahaha
<Hiigara> sausage good

<treb> I spent the day at the beach
<Kushan> i spent the day living next to a beach
<Kushan> does that count?
<CrimsonAngel> I spent the they thinking about girls on the beac
<CrimsonAngel> beach
<treb> when you live next to a beach, its not as fun
<Linuturk> i spent the day dreaming of soul on the beach . . . in a speedo
<Kushan> omg midget in a speedo
<Kushan> i think i just made wood
<Linuturk> he didn't get the bikini wax though . . .
<Kushan> that image is now seared into my brain
<Kushan> asshole

* soul has changed the topic to: <SquidDNA> I wonder what I would have soul do in the lab <NovaBurn> "WHERE IS MY YEAST"
<soul> it seemed a lot funnier in the other channel:\
* soul has changed the topic to: i am retarded

<hellion> fu all, i got a full time job which tomorrow i have to wake up at 5am for
<IcecreamLtDan> you
<IcecreamLtDan> got
<IcecreamLtDan> a
<IcecreamLtDan> job
<IcecreamLtDan> It's a dark day
<hellion> actually monday last week was the dark day
<hellion> i'm not allowed to play freecell :F
<IcecreamLtDan> so, how long did it take you to learn "Can I take your order"?
<Mnementh> haha
<Mnementh> "do you want fries with that?"

<Da_Fish> tbh, who wouldn't go gay for johnny depp?

* ceejayoz pats the midget
<soul> think the game will follow a select group of guys from able and fox
<soul> little person jackass
<soul> little person
<soul> it even says that at my work place
<soul> 'little person not midget'
<soul> right outside my cubicle
<soul> except for one guy
<ceejayoz> sure, but what do people say when you're not around? :p
<soul> no idea
<soul> considering what they call me to my face
<soul> i really dont want to know
<soul> drunken oompa loompa
<soul> that one stung a bit:\

<Skwerl|Demo> oh wtf
<Skwerl|Demo> no wonder CoH runs a bit slower
<Skwerl|Demo> I had FEAR on at the same time

<celtti> hey tire, get me a new pc
<Tiresias> I haven't enough money to buy myself one yet -_-
<Tiresias02> celtti before I'd even consider getting you a PC you'd have to sleep with me ;p
<celtti> talk about putting a man between a rock and an uncomfortable place mate
<Tiresias> worth a try :/
<celtti> is it?
<celtti> is it?!
<Tiresias> wait
<Tiresias> freudian slip

<SquidDNA> I seem to recall that once when I was very young I corrected someone in conversation
<SquidDNA> And they asked me what it was like to be right all the time
<SquidDNA> I replied without guile, saying that it was diffuclt because you had to correct people a lot
<SquidDNA> I wondered why kids wouldn't play with me

<Kushan> this guy from india wanted to cyber with me once
<Kushan> i figured i'd really gross him out
<Tyr`> haha nice
<Kushan> but he was actually a really big pervert
<Kushan> and freaked me out rofl
<Kushan> i'm not easy to freak out :<
<Kushan> i've always had a fear of people from india since

<Moe> also, webalizer is stupid
<Moe> I tried installing it
<Moe> it bitches about not having a GD library
<Moe> and I'm all "use php's built-in one, foo"
<Moe> and webalizer is like "no homes dat shit be trippin"
<Moe> and then I realized that my programs are too gangsta for me

<Moe> Trizzdog
<Moe> QUICK
<Trizzdog> they're on the same breaker
<Moe> REROUTE ALL AUXILIARY POWER THROUGH THE MAIN DISWASHER ARRAY

<Question> soul is a atheist?
<Atreides> yep
<Atreides> but really he is a closet catholic
<mac_bug> he is a satanist
<jetfx> so am I
<IgnusHL2> ok
<soul> lol
<soul> closet catholic
<IgnusHL2> off to future shop
* IgnusHL2 has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Atreides> keeps his rosary under the carpet
<jetfx> my parents call me that
<soul> bang one nun and all of a sudden you are a believer in god again
<soul> :\

<Lokain> 14/f/edinurgh :P
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<IgnusHL2> TENTACLE RAPE
<Someguy> LOL
<Skwerl> ignus always says the most random stuff
<Someguy> Lokain thought homeworld was a happy place
<Someguy> and now we're saying to her that it's not
<IgnusHL2> oh, a lady is present
<IgnusHL2> and here i screamed out tentacle rape
<molo> <3
<IgnusHL2> hopefully, she already knows what it is
<IgnusHL2> otherwise i might have shattered her fragile innocent mind
<molo> ignus, she's japanese
<molo> of COURSE she knows
<IgnusHL2> huh
<IgnusHL2> if she's past fifteen, she's probably already experienced it, too
<reki> im not sure irc is a place for 14 year old girls fullstop

<IgnusHL2> i suspect that this 14 year old girl is really a 40 year old man in a clever irc disguise
<Lokain> I might be an FBI loooking for pedos.. dun dun dun
<molo> is it okay if we offer up ignus as a sacrifice
<IgnusHL2> well, isn't technically ephebophilia if you're 14?
<IgnusHL2> or do you have to be fifteen?
<molo> someone's read up on the legality of this a little bit
<IgnusHL2> well, when i heard that 14 is legal in canada
<IgnusHL2> i was shocked and intrigued
<IgnusHL2> and i looked into it

<reki> ah crap I guess I should delete my search input box history
<reki> looking for "14 year old girl pictures" probably isnt a good thing to have in there

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<bitz> HI
<-- reki has kicked bitz from #homeworld (hi)
<mac_bug> omfg its bitz
<Kushan> was bitz

<biffy> ok dudes, its time for me to exit, or the german translation - "assfart" - (I take no responsibility for pheonetical spelling)
<Moe> ahahah
<Moe> Ausfahrt
<Moe> awesome
<Moe> I never realized
<biffy> at first I though it was a small german town or something
<biffy> I was like haha - small town called assfart
<biffy> anyways
<biffy> <-- afk

<Buggo> I'm half German
<Buggo> I know how to do it Nazi style

<Zepherian> kit, me ejacula
<Chrysophylax> xD~
<Tiresias> I think Zeph just asked Chrys to beat him off
<Chrysophylax> you fail at portuguese
<Tiresias> you fail at englis
<Tiresias> *h
<Tiresias> -_-
<Zepherian> lol
<Chrysophylax> lol
<deadguy> the irony
<Tiresias> :/
<Tiresias> goddamn typos

<Akranadas> Personally, if it was me, and my brakes failed and I would see how many I could take out with me