Relic Community Quotes Database

<celtti> I love the crotch section

<nyyti> I can't find uninstall windows in add/remove programs

<reki> im going to do my uber over the past month impersonation
<reki> ready?
* Parts: reki (Leaving)
* Joins: reki
* ChanOP sets mode: +oa reki reki
<reki> game?
<reki> GAME??
<reki> anyone??
<reki> thankyou
<reki> i think uber has a big crush on CoH
<Someguy|Skycapt> heh
<Someguy|Skycapt> we all do
<Jumper|CoH> reki?
<Jumper|CoH> GAME?
<reki> its like being a channel full of junkies

<celtti> there's something disturbing when 15 year old girl comes to ask you on a date

DrRawkBot (Relic): Aaaahhh! He skipped the second NIS with the crazy over-the-top airplane explosion.

Everytime an NIS is skipped, the game pages me directly. I round up a group of animators and we show up at your door with a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer is used to smash your ESC key to smithereens.

<SquidDNA> I dislike the notion of mechs with non-integrated weapons
<SquidDNA> Giant robot holding guns with triggers
<SquidDNA> The really ludicrous part here is a robot with a rocket propelled grenade for his rifle
<SquidDNA> Why would a giant battle platform have HANDS, and have to HOLD its GUN and MOVE its FINGER to PULL a TRIGGER?
<molo> SO IT CAN MANIPULATE THINGS WITH ITS 12" RADIUS FINGERS
<SquidDNA> haha
<molo> HOLD ON LET ME PICK UP THIS
<molo> DAMN
<molo> HOLD ON I GOT I-
<molo> DAMN
<molo> FUCK
<molo> ONE MORE TRY
<molo> HERE WE... GOD DAMN IT
<SquidDNA> red smears all over the fingers
<SquidDNA> Why not just shoot the infantry?
<SquidDNA> What did you run out of ammo?
<molo> or step on them
<molo> it has feet doesn't it
<molo> why bend over?
<RiessART> one word:
<RiessART> SWORDS
<SquidDNA> Maybe you could have saved time and money and SPACE by not putting in all the superflous hand articulation and put more ammo boxes
<IgnusDei> you guys are no fun
<Alliance> robots with swords?
<molo> mechs shouldn't have arms at all
<RiessART> BUT HOW WOULD YOU HOLD THE SWORD WITH NO ARMS

<pH14> is she offering her services?
<pH14> wait, let me ask this first, how old is she
<a190210> old enough to have that shirt
<a190210> and boobs
<a190210> what more is needed
<pH14> boobs arent the definition of legal
<pH14> unless your name is igneusdei

<Someguy> i'm starting another game
<SquidDNA> ??
<NovaBurn> game of?
<SquidDNA> PICKLEPANTS

<celtti> 545 emails in my spamfolder
<Inq> well celtti, do you need penis lengthening and or viagra?
<celtti> well, I haven't received any complaints
<Inq> celtti, your hand cant complain.

(Dimension) don't ahve a single pic of my last ex
(Chrysophylax) I have tons
(Chrysophylax) heh
(Dimension) rofl
(Dimension) OMG WHY?
(Dimension) DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER AS WELL?

<Someguy> i'm sorry, i don't have like 500-600 dollars to spend on a multi GPU card
<Dimension> dude
<Dimension> 500 or 600 would buy you a pretty fine hooker
<Dimension> we're talking upper class here
<Someguy> i know
<Someguy> i want some baller shit
<Dimension> you want what?
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<Chrome> oi
<Dimension> chrome
<Someguy> heh
<Dimension> would you have sex with someguy for 600$?
<NovaBurn> AHAH
<Dimension> that'd buy you a multi-gpu gfx card ;d
<Chrome> Heh
<Chrome> hehehehe
<Chrome> nah I'd put the money towards a new digital tablet. :3
<Chrome> Wacom of course.

<Chrysophylax> I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let's consider the facts:
<Silentium> did you tell the kids the story of The Thing?
<Chrysophylax> I should've put quotes
<ColonelAFK> Chrysophylax is a woman?
<Silentium> wait, you're a chick?
<ColonelAFK> LIAR
<Chrysophylax> ._.
<Silentium> WHAT IS GOING ON!
<RetroLaddie> Silentium - no.
<ColonelAFK> YOURE A BALDING 50 YEAR OLD WITH A BIG BELLY
<Beast> LMAO

<eTombotron> 16 year olds can be hot

<celtti> I like PKM
<celtti> have I ever mentioned that?
<celtti> it goes bang bang a few times and I'm like "oooh a tent in my pants"

<Buggo> LOL blowjobs are good

<Buggo> Wow there's a lot of cute forum staff

<Tiresias> WATCH OUT FOR THE CONVICTS
<Alliance> felony is no longer a requirement to travel to australia you know
<ionfish> no, but it helps

<Unk> wtf's a girl?
* Tiresias points at Chrome
<trebeer> guys with boobs
<Dimension> MAYBE THATS WHY THIS CHICK I WAS SMSING TO ISN'T RESPONDING NO MORE
<Beast> the oposite sex of the homosapiem species unk
<Arch> There are no girls, only fbi agents.
<Buggo> lol
<Dimension> unk, they're like mothers, only less old and more kinky
<Tiresias> THE INTERNET TURNED ME GAY
<Tiresias> ;p
<Dimension> i thought you were bi
<Unk> well, my mam is pretty damn kiny...

<Nannoth> you don't like cocks dorkdav?
<Dorkdav> Nope I hate cocks
<Dorkdav> They attack you when you turn your back to them

<Fedman> silentium, bring sajuuk to bear!
<Fedman> where's soul anyway?
<Silentium> dammit fed
<Silentium> squirted tea out of my nose
<Silentium> you fag
<Chrysophylax> lmao
<Zepherian> I think soul had to attend an ewok convention

<Moe> EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SEC
<Moe> SQUID HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
<Moe> POSSIBLY LIFE THREATENING
<Moe> OR SAVING
<Moe> WHO KNOWS
<Moe> squid?
<Squid|DNA> HIES
<Squid|DNA> Uh, I'm going out to dinner with the aforementioned pretty girl in my lab
<Worf> ooooooOOOOOH!!!
<Worf> good news
<RiessPixels> WOOOH!
<Squid|DNA> She probably thinks it's nothing, but I'm happy
<Squid|DNA> :)
<deadguy> here's how you get her to think it's something: bring a giant box of condoms
<deadguy> just carry it around with you
<Worf> roflmao
<Worf> "How to send the wrong signals" - a lesson by deadguy
<Squid|DNA> "do you think this will be enough"

* soul never learns from his mistakes and just takes it up the ass

<Akranadas> What has 4 'A's and doesn't give a crap?
<Emberstrife> i lub you too.
<Akranadas> Yeah, Me. Took you a while
<Old_Painless> lol
<Old_Painless> funny thing is, i needed the explanation

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<Emberstrife> looks like Druid lost his superpowers
<Akranadas> nah, he's just taken on his Civilian Persona

<Moe|packing> while I'm gone, feel free to blame cj
<Moe|packing> thanks mate
<Moe|packing> <3
<Tiresias> bye
<Tiresias> sniff sniff
<bitz> have fun
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<reki> so anyway the good thing about this phone is that it has removable memory cards - up to 2gb each
<Tiresias> NOW LET'S PARTY
<bitz> man i fucking hate moe
<reki> yea me too
<reki> what a splitter