Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tails> I dont have coh
<IgnusCOH> FUCK YOU
<IgnusCOH> YOU ARE NOT A MAN

<escapedturkey> if only I could find a girlfriend like a heretic
<escapedturkey> anything you say master
<TLG> no, what I think you mean was - bald, very skinny, sadistic, with needles sticking out.

* Buggo makes out with her 360
<Buggo> It's a SEXbox

<Hirmetrium> i wish i was a 360
<Buggo> Hirmie
<Buggo> First step
<Buggo> Make yourself white and curvey and hard
<Buggo> And then start vibrating

<SquidDNA> By the way, Deadguy
<SquidDNA> Did it occur to you later that it's a bad idea to mix alcohol, Ambien, and IRC?
<deadguy> no
<deadguy> I don't think I even had access to alcohol that night

<Squid|scienc> In college a friend of mine had a roomate whtom he inadvertently observed masturbating to Duck Tales
<Water> that is disturbing, squid.
<mikk> oh my god
<Hiigara> ...

<IgnusDei> I FEEL THE URGE TO BE FRIENDLY
<RetroPunisher> KEEP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
<IgnusDei> dude, she's a girl
<IgnusDei> i want a MAAAAN
* IgnusDei jumps on retro
* RetroPunisher is thanking his foresight that he wore a porcupine suit tonight

<SquidDNA:> My potatoes are awesome

<Sev> is 400 W enough for a geforce 7900GS?
<IgnusDei> i got a 7600gs for 250 dollars
<IgnusDei> canadian
<IgnusDei> so i guess 400 usd should be more than enough
<Sev> W as in watt
<Sev> power requirements
<Hablacraja> rofl

<Methuselath> cause she have beaten me a couple of time with a her hand :(
<Methuselath> like i said witty comment = karate chop
<Methuselath> i would parry her downward punch, side step and slash it right up the stomach
<Methuselath> yummy
<celtti> ...
<celtti> you freak
<nyyti> :O
<Akranadas> thats some serious foreplay

<Moe> argh
<Moe> operserv won't let me kick users remotely
<Moe> I want chanop back
<Moe> that guy was badass
<Woggy> What you gonna do NOW, EH!?
<Moe> well
<Woggy> spam spam spam spam spam....
-> mode: OperServ sets mode (+o Moe)
<Woggy> Oshit!
-> mode: Moe sets mode (+b *!*enryrigde@*.range86-142.btcentralplus.com)
-> This (*!*enryrigde@*.range86-142.btcentralplus.com) ban affects: <Woggy>
-> kick: <Woggy> was kicked by <Moe>: (this.)

<IgnusDei> meat pie
<IgnusDei> the way pie should be

<RipperT> is that a ruger 10/22?
<molo> i have no idea
<molo> ask vaarok ;d
<RipperT> i would rather not ask varok
<RipperT> he would just start arguing

<Riess> bah, I have no clothes for moderately cold weather, it seems. All I have is "summer wear" and "blizzard gear"
<Tails> wear a leather coat and shorts
<Hyperian> genius

<lord_pooky> hairless
<lord_pooky> as in?
<Inq> no hair.

<Hablacraja> where's my goddamn gold star
<IcecreamLtDan> If it was up your ass playing ping pong with a golf club, you'd know where your star was
<Hablacraja> probably

(18:14:06) (%Cable) I'm tired of nyyti being on top all the time :D

<SquidDNA> SCIENCE
<Alliance> RELIGION!
* Alliance was kicked from the chat room by SquidDNA. (HAX)

<dreddnott> http://relicnews.com/yearbook/2006/350/
<pH14> he is hot
<pH14> i would do him
<pH14> i mean, if i was a homosexual

[20:22] <Hablacraja> I THINK HE IS GAY FOR YOU
[20:22] <&SquidDNA> This was someone stalking me
[20:22] <dreddnott> you going to start cybering
[20:22] <&SquidDNA> Yes

<molo> IT'S UP
<Retroboy> OMG MOLO HAS AN ERECTION
<molo> quick get the camera
<Retroboy> We were having a quiet moment.
<molo> sexy time?
<Retroboy> Apparently, Yes.

*** MadCatChiken joined the chat room.
<a176> there she is
<a176> cutie pie
*** MadCatChiken left the chat room. (Client exited)

<Kushan> wiki is for communists
<Cable> I'm fucking Stalin then

<soul> yea lets talk about you.. i dont want to end up on the fuckin qdb again

* c0h has joined #homeworld
<SquidDNA> Look everyone
<SquidDNA> Relic's latest game has become self aware