Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tiresias> ionfish do you play any games? :/
<ionfish> yes
<ionfish> Freecell

<Noir> I'm not Pedo enough :(
<Noir> DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST

<SquidDNA> hahaha I caught a unicorn
<SquidDNA> I love this game
<BlackStar> Which game is that Squid? LSD adventure?

<Atreides> everyone does not hate bush

<smaaaaaalllmonket> but I want hotbar!!!!1
* smaaaaaalllmonket has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by Moe (hotbar makes baby jesus cry.))
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<smaaaaaalllmonket> wtf it just disconnected
<Moe> that's because you were going to download hotbar.
<smaaaaaalllmonket> hotbar's installing now.
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<Moe> seriously, I wonder how long he'll take to realize that...
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<bitz> IS HOTBAR INSTALLED YET?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> lol i'll probabaly have to upgrade to AOL gold to get better connection
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<bitz> YEAH YOU'VE GOT IT!
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<smaaaaaalllmonket> yeh ill get AOL gold
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I keep disconnecting
<bitz> id recommend aol platinum plus
<bitz> it's so much better
<smaaaaaalllmonket> ok
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I'll get platinum plus
<molo> i recommend aol diamond
<molo> it costs as much as a small house
<molo> but you never disconnect
<bitz> aol diamond is for pompus assholes
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I cant see diamont
<molo> it's there
<smaaaaaalllmonket> Only platinum pluss and gold
<molo> just look harder
<smaaaaaalllmonket> i cnat see it...
<molo> it's on the second page
<molo> they don't want the rabble to get it
<bitz> holy shit
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<bitz> there's a platinum plus?
<bitz> i just pulled that out of my ass
<molo> how i mine for fish
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<Mnementh> HOW I MINE FOR FISH
<Woggy> monket you liek hotbar so far?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> yeh it relly good.
<smaaaaaalllmonket> u get to search really fast and it has lots of buttons and it comes up in Internets Exlporer
<Riess> commence the madz test!
<Riess> only one way to find out... HI ASL?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> Whats asl?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> like ADSL?
<Riess> failed the madz test.
<bitz> it's not possible for someone to be this stupid
<bitz> FAKER
* smaaaaaalllmonket was kicked by molo (lots of buttons ftw)

<molo> he's banned by nick
<molo> no tip
<molo> NO TIP

<hellion> yea... so a little off topic here... but who takes it in the ass? show of hands?

<IgnusDei> is polygamy legal in canada?
<Question> whenever ignus says soemthing like that i envision alarms going off in a huge underground complex representing #homeworld

<Merturk_NB> 4 hours of work for me
<=-=> Merturk_NB is now known as Merturk_NB|eats

<Zepherian> so, in short:
<Zepherian> penis.
<Unk> very short in your case zeph
<Zepherian> sexual minimalism is an art form

<Kushan> it's like choosing what dildo will go up my ass: the ribbed, or the oversized.

<Zepherian> every time I get quoted I feel a little piece of me die

<Caesar> I get enjoyment from realistic games =[
<Emberstrife> play moar Red Orchestra
<SquidDNA> As someone said, if you want realism, go sit on your lawn and eat some grass

<Buggo|sooobusy> Yeah but I got told I have to dress more appropriately at work
<moe> Allie: How about body paint

<Tiresias> I have danced very badly
<Tiresias> but they were playing Queen :|
<molo> PERFECT

<SquidDNA> I cannot figure out how to join their crapass forums
<SquidDNA> What the fuck
<SquidDNA> I am begging the internet to be shot in the face and it won't appease me

// he's trying to join the Blizzard forums

<Dimension> every star has a past pijama :D
<BlackStar> Dim, I don't want to know if that theory applies to child stars.
* Dimension searches "brazil"
<molo> don't mention it to ignus
<BlackStar> I never talk directly to him.
<BlackStar> It seems dangerous to my health.
<Dimension> molo, i think that rule is actually in the server msg now ;)

<IgnusDei> if you interpret the book of genesis right
<IgnusDei> INCEST IS JUST FINE WITH GOD
<molo> we totally weren't even on that topic ignus

<ir0nside> Heh, DaFish, don't come into our channel, insult us, and expect nothing in return, noobtard.
<molo> ironside
<molo> have you looked at your half of the forums
<Da_Fish> wtf? take a joke? :P
<bitz> YEAH NOOBTARD
<ir0nside> Noobtard!
* Unk slashes ir0nside's wheels
<bitz> YOU'RE A NOOBTARD
<Tails> NOOBTARD
<ir0nside> NOOBTARD!
<bitz> NOOBTARDED
<Da_Fish> NOOBTARD
<ir0nside> My work here is done.
<ir0nside> Haha.
<molo> zeph
<Unk> NINE THOUSAND!
<molo> act now
<Beast> !
<Tails> NINE THOUSAAAAAAND NOOBTARDS
<treb|grilledcheese> noobzilla
<Da_Fish> wow imagine that
<ir0nside> Bye!
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<Unk> THROW THE NOOB DOWN THE WELL!

<Emberstrife> oh shit
<Emberstrife> tommorow's halloween

// 10-27-2006 1700 gmt

<uzi4u2> you have not seen bad things untill you are asked to suck out the fat from a dead body and prepare it for anatomy students
<Moe> change the topic plz kthx
<Moe> NOW

<molo> since i have a briefing at EIGHT IN THE MORNING
<molo> then a spin flight
<SquidDNA> spin flight?
<molo> yes
<molo> i go up and put an aerobatic aircraft into spins
<molo> while explaining it as if to a student
<SquidDNA> Jesus
<molo> it's fun
<SquidDNA> What the hell kind of flight ninja are you?
<molo> we wear parachutes
<molo> all i know is count to five and pull
<SquidDNA> hahahahaha

<Akranadas> Whos IgnusDC?
<Akranadas> Answer me! >_<
* Question slaps Akranadas around a bit with a smaaaaaalllmonket
<Akranadas> What Question
<Question> ignusdei
<Question> you know?
<Akranadas> no
<IgnusDC> the artist?
<Question> yiou may know him as the incest guy on quote DB

<Methuselath> what art?
<IgnusDC> http://ignusdei.deviantart.com/gallery/
<IgnusDC> that art
<Akranadas> is it work safe?
<IgnusDC> yes
<Question> do you draw NSFW stuff ignus?
<Question> like incest, lolicons, etc
<Methuselath> :O
<IgnusDC> NO!
<IgnusDC> FUCK NO
<Question> thats a reaction i didnt anticipate

* Question wonders what stockings are for
* Tiresias wonders what Question is for