Relic Community Quotes Database

<Linuturk> I got a question for everyone; would you use a wireless ball mouse or a wired laser mouse?
<Zepherian> the only balls I would use next to a computer envolve a porn site and johnsons baby oil

<ceejayoz> i just asked jen if we could go to bed
<ceejayoz> "at two"
<SquidDNA> There would be initiative
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<ceejayoz> TWO DOESN'T COME UNTIL THREE
<Hyperian> and?
<SquidDNA> BUT THEN YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE
<ceejayoz> heh
<Hyperian> you guys seems to miss the point that ceejay has to ask to be allowed to sleep

// Daylight Savings day, hence two/three comments

<soul> i think you guys are missing one main point
<soul> you are arguing with hyper [about sex]
<bonnet> here comes soul witht he QDB one liner
<soul> its like fighting with a deaf guy on what music sounds like
<soul> he doesnt fucking know

<soul> friday = rough
<soul> puked in friends' neighbors driveway
<soul> then in a strip club parking lot
<bonnet> ...
<bonnet> now thats awkward
<soul> then.. soul decides to just shut the fuck up for once
<soul> :\
<ceejayoz> too late!

<soul> spent about 60 at [a strip] club though
<soul> not bad
<ceejayoz> soul you know how many ethiopian orphans you could feed for $60? ;p
<soul> well i doubt many ethiopians are built like jasmine

* ceejayoz will sleep with soul and seduce him
<soul> fuck the seduce
<soul> just show up

<Kovac-work> so.... Paladin is kinda violent then?
<ceejayoz> yes Kovac
<ceejayoz> well
<ceejayoz> not in real life
<molo> he wants us to think he's cool and badass and violent
<ceejayoz> he does like to talk about how he'd flip out over a minor insult
<ceejayoz> but apparently he's never actually met someone who has pissed him off enough

<soul> just ban redturq cj
<soul> he doesnt need any other offenses to him
<ceejayoz> soul i want more fun out of him :/
<soul> just ban him
<soul> dont play with your food

<SquidDNA> Polymerases spring from my loins

<Tiresias> ok If I post this link I will get banned
<Stradetch-Fanboi> you poor thing tire
<Tiresias> so I won't
<Tiresias> :|
<SquidDNA> I feel like that should be added to the Forum Guidelines
<SquidDNA> "LOL, EVEN TIR GRASPS THE BASIC CONCEPT OF NOT GETTING YOURSELF BANNED!"
<Tiresias> :|

<IgnusDei> and since when is the RP gamepaly system cookie cutter?
<molo> since Z
* narada googles 'Z'
<molo> good luck with that one

<Delphy|Housework> I have absoluely no clue what I am doing

<Void> hiig is lost somewhere
<Gaz> still Hiigara Rem
<Void> haven't seen him in ages
<Gaz> fuck knows where he is though
<rem^onair> I havent been on the relicboards in about a year
<a1> this is a huge track
<Mnementh> he changed some of the letters in his name
<Severijn> "one of the cryotrays......."
<Mnementh> he's now Viiagra
<rem^onair> lol
<Gaz> LOL
<Void> haha
<Gaz> he couldn't get it up for Karan S'jet
<rem^onair> hehe
<Mnementh> flying banana?
<Unk> lmao

[16:01] <Zepherian> *msg nickop identify cjsemasculation
[16:01] <Zepherian> oooops
[16:01] <littlegreencube> looool
[16:01] <Gaz> ROFL
[16:01] * ChanOP sets mode: +o Zepherian
[16:02] <Zepherian> DO NOT TRY THAT
[16:02] <Zepherian> (cause it wont work :p)

<deadguy> so windows can't install on a raid without a driver disk
<deadguy> which it asks if you have within the first 5 seconds of the install
<deadguy> you stick it in, and windows says "oh hey, we have this RAID DEVICE BY BLAH INC. installed"
<deadguy> then 20 minutes later, after its formatted a 20 gb partition, it says
<deadguy> INSERT DONKEY COCK HERE
<deadguy> and that's where I'm confused. I don't have a donkey.

<BlackStar> For a libertarian Paladin is pretty hypocritical.
<Zepherian> (and slightly queer)
<SquidDNA> Slightly?
<Zepherian> ok, a full blown pansy
<Riess> GOOD
<Riess> NIGHT
<Zepherian> nn buttercup

<Inq> Anyone wanna play CoH?
<Inq> Man I love the CoH chat
<Inq> why is it there? nobody knows!
<Inq> Maybe for the free exchange of information
<Inq> Like finding out your mouth is 'A holster for cock'
<Code> youre just jealous that people arent stuffing cocks in YOUR mouth.

<SquidDNA> Blade Runner was gritty but there was less focus on emotion and more focus on lack thereof
<SquidDNA> Acting was so horrible
<molo> the book is a lot better
<SquidDNA> So so bad
<SquidDNA> Harrison Ford's worst performance ever
<SquidDNA> But it's a great movie
<molo> hahaha
<molo> yes
<molo> it's like he did it at gunpoint
<molo> the nazis from indiana jones were off-camera
<SquidDNA> Grinning
<molo> NOW DOKTOR JONES
<molo> WE WILL SHOOT ZE SCENE OR YOUUUU
<molo> CHOOSE NOW

<Wrkncacnter> hmmm, not to point this out too much, but hive node is not suitable for modhood
<dreddnott> Thank you, Captain Obvious.
* Wrkncacnter is now known as Captain_Obvious
<Captain_Obvious> now to find and point out more things everyone already knows!
<Captain_Obvious> are you with me boy wonder?
<dreddnott> no
<dreddnott> I'm trying to think of a good sidekick for Captain Obvious
<Cable> Sergeant Self-Explanatory?
* dreddnott is now known as Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> IT FITS
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Who wants to be Major_Moot_Point?
* Cable is now known as Major_Moot_Point
<Major_Moot_Point> I shall take up the mantle!
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> DUH
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> OF COURSE you would be
<Major_Moot_Point> I have an idea
<Major_Moot_Point> In #homeworld
<Major_Moot_Point> We post the link to thread
<Captain_Obvious> you people have cahnged your nicknames!!
<Captain_Obvious> changed*
<Major_Moot_Point> and then each say a word from the sentence "Hive_Node is not suitable for modhood"
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes we have changed our nicknames
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> I am Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Major_Moot_Point> CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> and Cable is Major_Moot_Point
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> You see we changed our nicknames for comedy value
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> In imitation of yours, Captain_Obvious
<Major_Moot_Point> we did?
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes, I just thought I'd explain it
<Major_Moot_Point> I thought it was a tad obvious
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Really?
<Major_Moot_Point> yup

<dreddnott> My son is safe from the world of penises
<Aegelward> you made him a eunich?
<Wrkncacnter> you locked him off the computer?
<dreddnott> *sigh*

<NovaBurn> ok so i was eating my burger and choked on a piece a bit
<NovaBurn> and coughed
<NovaBurn> no biggie
<NovaBurn> but after my nose was all kinds of messed up
<NovaBurn> blown it 4 times already
<NovaBurn> THIS LAST TIME
<SquidDNA> We're glad you pulled through Nova
<NovaBurn> I BLEW OUT A PIECE OF MY BURGER
<BlackStar> =o
<NovaBurn> FROM MY NOSE
<SquidDNA> ,,,,,,,
<SquidDNA> DUDE
<SquidDNA> I was just reading the bible out of curiosity for sections I'd never seen
<SquidDNA> And the other night God cursed the Hebrews with "meat out their nose"
<SquidDNA> I can clearly prophesy Novaburn's life by reading the bible!
<SquidDNA> I'll let you know what to expect next week k?
<NovaBurn> yes the bible is accurate because it predict me sneezing part of my supersonic cheeseburger out my nasal cavity
<NovaBurn> PRAISE JESUS
<Tiresias> What happens next?
* SquidDNA opens to where he left off last night
<SquidDNA> Numbers 23:22 "The Talking Ass"

<Gblaze> ie. you ca;nt tell the teeangers apart unless they have different hairstyles or boobies.

<IgnusDei> weaverm, i am an incestuous freak
<IgnusDei> but i'm not into lolis
<IgnusDei> i am however
<IgnusDei> into furries
<IgnusDei> specifically CATGIRLS

<soul> i have humor.. but people are under the impression that i am asshole

<dreddnott> everybody's tripping over their lollerskates on the way to the roflcopter
<Beast> hehe
<Linuturk> lol