Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> i am a big pussy
<dreddnott> as long as you're not a big vagina
<bonnet> Are you shaved or not?
<soul> shaved
<bonnet> sweet
<soul> like a 15yr old
<soul> ok that was wrong
<IcecreamLtDan> doesn't that itch?

<IcecreamLtDan> Notice how every time soul starts a conversation it begins with god dammit or fuck
<soul> fuck
<soul> i do not
<soul> :
<Nova|sleeps> or something about alcohol
<soul> :/
<Nova|sleeps> or "this chick at work.."
<IcecreamLtDan> yea, forgot the alcohol thing
<Nova|sleeps> and ending with fuck
<Nova|sleeps> or god damnit
<soul> i go with my strengths
<IcecreamLtDan> It's kinda like Ignus, just not as disturbing
<soul> i will let you finish bitching about work and bsg now
<Nova|sleeps> or as much incest

<Khet_> how much do you want to be that dan's pic will feature a cat
<Khet_> ?
<IcecreamLtDan> Well, I can always put up the pic of me in bed with your mom
<dreddnott> oh, from last night?
<dreddnott> yeah, that was a blast
<Khet_> burn on Khet
<IcecreamLtDan> how much do you wanna bet Khet will think twice before posting something like that in the future

<Moe> I spent five years studying physics
<Moe> I won't give up now
<Moe> fucking theophys
<Moe> I WILL DESTROY YOU
<Lor3-16> i regret not finishing mine whenever im job hunting!!
<celtti> moe, you are like 38 year old, yes?
<Moe> I will destroy you too, celtti
* Moe is YOUNG

<Zepherian> YOU GUYS ARE GODS
<ceejayoz> Zeph - actually, got a PM today from an angry user
<ceejayoz> "WHAT ???? ARE U God??? "
<Zepherian> you should answer with a "check avvy"
<Zepherian> and then turn his mother into a toad

<ionfish> ceejay has always been a bastion of sickening sentimentality

<Bruffalo> you know Furious, we had zeph on an up, self esteem-wise
<Bruffalo> and you had to go and crush it
<DrFurious> retards aren't allowed to have self esteem

<Tails:> but soujoukh and eggs is a personal favorite
<Gblaze:> soujoukh?
<Tails:> tough, salty sausage
<Tails:> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soujoukh
<Tails:> its gooooooood
<BlackStar:> reminds me of sajuuk
<Tails:> hahahahhahaha
<Tails:> when I first played homeworld 2
<Tails:> I thought sajuuk was soujoukh
<Tails:> I was like, "their god is a sausage?"
<Gblaze:> Bring Saojouhk to the Bear. And with Anchovies please
<Tiresias:> my god is a sausage
<Tiresias:> ALL HAIL MIGHTY SAUSAGE
<BlackStar:> We already know you worship cock =\

<IgnusNWN2> i just hope i find a good dungeon master one of these days
<Question> ignus if you just read that line alone
<Question> it sounds totally different than if you had read the 2 lines preceding it

<celtti> god I'm bored
<celtti> think I'll go to gym
<celtti> to look at asses
<celtti> yes

<Zepherian> hello metrosexual
<danger> zeph
<danger> don't hate me because i'm pretty
<Zepherian> you got both assumptions there wrong
<Zepherian> a) I dont hate you
<Zepherian> b) purty?
<danger> let me re word
<danger> without assumptions
<danger> don't appear to hate me because many girls want this

<ceejayoz> that was awesome
<ceejayoz> 12 kill streak with the unlock sniper rifle in BF2142
<ceejayoz> blam blam blam
<SquidDNA> I have never wanted to kick you more CJ
<ceejayoz> haha
<ceejayoz> i have never wanted to hug you more
* ceejayoz hug
* ceejayoz [knife] SquidDNA

<Jumper|Shower> haha linnae
<Jumper|Shower> so
<Jumper|Shower> she loves happy faces on her food
<Jumper|Shower> with cupcakes, alice puts a lil icing happy face on it
<Jumper|Shower> so she goes and licks off the happy face
<Jumper|Shower> and with us out of the room goes reaching for more icing to make another happy face
<Jumper|Shower> gets caught in the act of sucking icing out of the lil tube
<Jumper|Shower> and then cries
<Jumper|Shower> lucky the tube had a lid on it
<Jumper|Shower> she was upset she'd have to take a bite of the cupcake to get more icing
<Jumper|Shower> apparently icing > cupcake
<Jumper|Shower> and having to eat cupcake = the worst thing in her 2 3/4 year old mind

<a1> ogod i think my parents are fucking
<a1> :<<<<<<<<<<<
<pH14> GET THE CAMERA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GeneralNukeEm> that's how you came into the world a1
<GeneralNukeEm> stop bitching
<pH14> a1 is gonna have a little sibling in 9 months
<molo> b176
<pH14> a177

<Tiresias> I can neither confirm or deny
<Tiresias> my presence in nova's crack

<Atreides> well the lib ones just need to be taught something
<Atreides> so they can be useful
<coh_bug> like the joys of male pages
<Zepherian> and racial purity
<coh_bug> or buying drugs from homosexual prostitutes

<Hablacraja> i'm going to rig a kerosene pump so that i have flames shooting from my head at all times

<fisher|class> wow that reminds me of battle chess
<fisher|class> i used to play the first version of that when i was a kid
<fisher|class> if the queen killed the king she would hug him and then stab him in the back
<fisher|class> looking back, this almost definately had an adverse effect on my mental development

<Atreides> brb getting my hotwongs

<Afoxi> hmm... i just got an email from admins@relicnews.com
<Arch> Aren't you one of the new mods?
<Afoxi> no
<Afoxi> i didnt apply
* Trizzdog|CoH is now known as Trizzdog
<Afoxi> We at Relic Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
<Afoxi> fuck it
<Afoxi> i forgot my own birthday
<Arch> Heh. Yah, that one.
<Chrome> lol.
<Trizzdog> hah
<Chrome> wait you FORGOT your own BIRTHDAY?
<Chrome> .__.

<Trizzdog> i have never seen anyone forget their own birthday, unless they are old and senile, and have good reason to forget
<Afoxi> well
<Afoxi> it's only been like what
<Afoxi> a year since my last one
<Afoxi> oh wait
<Afoxi> nvm
<Trizzdog> i'd be worried if your birthday wasn't 365 (sans leap years) days after your last one

<Jinkguns> Spore is win.
<Jinkguns> Like, if I could choose either Spore or losing my virginity to a exotic virgin super model that wasn't super skinny.
<Jinkguns> I dunno what I'd pick.

* IgnusDei has joined #dow_community
<Question> IGNUS SAY SOMETHING INCEST RELATED PLEASE
* Tiresias slaps IgnusDei around a bit with a large trout
<IgnusDei> bah
<IgnusDei> enough incest
<IgnusDei> how about auto-incest
<celtti> ...
<IgnusDei> example:
<celtti> no
<celtti> no
<celtti> no incest talk
<IgnusDei> i once tried to suck my own dick.
<celtti> Question, I'll kill you
<IgnusDei> end of example.

<deadguy> ok, best 3 out of 5
<deadguy> 1
<deadguy> 2
<deadguy> 3
<deadguy> rancor monster
<Tails> ROCK
<Tails> I WIN
<Tails> luke kills rancor with a ROCK
<Tails> WHOOOO!
<molo> no
<deadguy> actually
<deadguy> he kills him with a gate

*** molo is now known as m
<RiessDraw> yeah, molo owns the m, soul the s, zeph the z
*** Beast is now known as B
*** Tails is now known as T
<T> And that's Mr. T, to you