Relic Community Quotes Database

<Moe|study> http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?t=121776
<Moe|study> SOMEBODY HELP ME
<Moe|study> I am about to strangle people
* Question|Assignment helps moe
* Question|Assignment strangles celtti

<Jinkguns> You know.
<Jinkguns> I rule you all.
<Jinkguns> From behind the scenes.
<Jinkguns> Deadguy is my puppet
<Da_Fish> Yet you can't get laid =/

....* Zepherian sets mode: +hhhhhh Dimension Buggo|DarthBuggo Squid|rlyeh safk deadguy|afk ceejayoz
<Zepherian> oooops
<Zepherian> nn homeworld :D
<Chrome> ZEEEEEEPPPH!!!!
<Zepherian> :)
<Beast> lol
* Zepherian has quit IRC (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))
<Locutus> rofles
<Fedman> umm I sense his case of insanity is in a downward spirl now
<Locutus> hmm... I have the sudden urge to kick someone
<Chrome> um yeah
<Chrome> he like, half-opped the entire fucking channel
<Chrome> ohnoes
<Beast> trya nd kick
<Squid|rlyeh> 10
<Squid|rlyeh> 9
<Squid|rlyeh> 8
<Squid|rlyeh> 7
<Squid|rlyeh> 6
<Squid|rlyeh> 5
<Squid|rlyeh> 4
<Beast> lol
<Squid|rlyeh> 3
<Squid|rlyeh> 2
<Squid|rlyeh> 1
<-> *chanop* ARMAGEDDON #homeworld
-ChanOP- Permission denied.
<Squid|rlyeh> Ah shit.
<Zell> >_>
* Squid|rlyeh is now known as SquidDNA
<Zell> ..
<Zell> LOL
<Chrome> ROFL!!!!
<Weavern> squid
<-> *chanop* ARMAGEDDON #homeworld
* ChanOP sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@hwc-F4185040.adsl.tele2.no *!Inq@* *!lnq@* *!*@*
* Zell was kicked by ChanOP (CLEAR USERS command from SquidDNA)

<Kelly> I just found a... erm... "erotica" font...
<Kelly> o.O
<Beast> LOL
<rabidgerbil> okay, thats new, are the i's like penises or something?
<Kelly> Umm.
<Kelly> It's like wing dings.
<Tails|toolate> oh god
<Tails|toolate> when this font gets on the 6 oclock news
<Tails|toolate> "Are your kids typing their reports with PORN?" after this

// wangdings lol

<a1aweh> are people seriously adding everyline of mirc chat to the qdb

<ceejayoz> Ignus would like to tell you about sex with his sister
<IgnusDei> for once, no.
<IgnusDei> i'm getting tired of the subject
<ceejayoz> she's not putting out anymore?
<IgnusDei> dude, she's been in montreal for the past year

<reki> webuser866: wanna cyber?
* Quits: WebUser866 (8ba82b4a@hwc-73364491.com) (Client exited)
<reki> god dammit

<Squid|coffee> Her art is not really my thing
<Squid|coffee> However
<Squid|coffee> She is Mad Scientist Squid Kid
<Squid|coffee> She must be mine
<Squid|coffee> ..she's like fifteen
<Squid|coffee> neverfuckingmind
<Squid|coffee> Yeah that'd be fantastic
<Afoxi> Current Age: 13
<Squid|coffee> I said never fucking mind

//Deadguy's Step-by-Step Guide to Video Card Installations//

<deadguy> step 1: uninstall catalyst drivers for old card
<deadguy> step 2: swap old card for new card
<deadguy> step 3: have windows say that it can't figure out what device it is
<deadguy> step 4: install catalyst drivers but have them fail saying they don't know what device it is either, and to try a default VGA device that comes with windows
<deadguy> step 5: attempt to convince windows that all the card is, is a VGA card and have windows only list ATI devices and not even *show* the "List compatible devices" checkbox
<deadguy> step 6: reboot
<deadguy> step 7: repeat once or twice
<deadguy> step 8: cry a little
<deadguy> step 9: seriously consider whether or not you even need an upgrade
<deadguy> step 10: decide absolutely that you *do* need an upgrade and consider possibly crying some more
<deadguy> step 11: figure out that you can manually install the drivers
<deadguy> step 12: realize that it's not that easy
<deadguy> step 13: say "fuck it all, I'm returning this piece of crap"
<deadguy> step 14: again convince yourself that this is not going to beat you
<deadguy> step 15: consider the absurdity that would exist if the driver CD ATI provides fixes the problem
<deadguy> step 16: watch in shock as the driver CD ATI provides fixes the problem
<deadguy> step 17: wait for 30 minutes while it continues to do so
<deadguy> step 18: reboot
<deadguy> step 19: claim victory
<deadguy> step 20: realize what time it is, and go on IRC to explain why you're still awake

<Moe|gone> Well Meth I'm way too happy to be emo, and I prefer flesh-and-blood women over weird cartoons, so what can I say...
<celtti> so you're normal
* Question starts laughing hysterically
<Moe|gone> That term, when used here, doesn't mean a whole lot.

<soul> i just want to seduce squid
<soul> :(
<NovaBurn> he is quite sexy with all those extra appendages
* SquidDNA jiggles enticingly
<NovaBurn> its no wonder the lab girls have a hard time resisting
<molo> ....
<NovaBurn> although one would thing the asian one would be all over him. you know, the tentacles and shit
<NovaBurn> "OMG RAEP HALP" suddenly turns into "YEZ MOAR PLEAZE I NEED IT"

<Hand> I'm 21 and pissed to the eyeballs
<Hand> and this is after three drinks, one of which was a light beer
<Hand> I'm an embarrassment to Generation Y

<Moe|study> ok so I played a bit of DC lately
<Moe|study> and it's a very loud game
<Moe|study> someone kept shouting at me
<Moe|study> THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS, SCUM!
<Moe|study> so i deleted the unit
<Moe|study> ZING

<Tails> oh cmon
<Tails> make up is fun when you're a toddler
<Tails> its like crayons for your face

<deadguy> if you marry someone who isn't your best friend, it makes the affairs a lot easier to get away with

<mikkAway> inq should stop hitting on me
<Akranadas> Inq hit you while he's sleeping?
<Zepherian> why mikk? you're a sexy star wars alien after all
<Zepherian> for guys like Inq you have more pulling power than a vagina
<mikkAway> because seems to be interested in gays too much
<mikkAway> that is to say, hoping I'm one too much
<bitz> wait
<bitz> did you just admit you're a fucking queer?
<bitz> because the way i read it
<bitz> you did
<Zepherian> bits
<Zepherian> (and from now on im calling you bits)
<Zepherian> stop being homophobic
<bitz> ahahahah
<bitz> mikk's gay
<bitz> hahahahha
<mikkAway> your comprehension skills fail bitsz
<Zepherian> Mikk can be a queer if he wants to
<LeftWing> ..
<bitz> "<mikkAway> because (he) seems to be interested in gays too much"
<bitz> after "<mikkAway> inq should stop hitting on me"
<mikkAway> add that to the next line
<mikkAway> also I fail with language
<bitz> explain how that doesn't read out "im a complete homofag"
<mikkAway> fine, it doesn't, bend over
<LeftWing> ..
<Akranadas> I'd have to agree with bitz, that sentence is rather damming

* Zepherian slaps chrome with a belt
<Zepherian> smoked salmon sandwich
<Zepherian> pls
<Zepherian> and by pls I mean now woman
<Chrome> Get it yourself.
* Chrome slaps him with a whip. *WHAPISH* NOW!!

<Zepherian> ok, lets get a search party up
<Zepherian> hiig has fallen off the internet
<Zepherian> we all know its hard out there
<Zepherian> at best he can only survive some 70 odd years, so we gotta be quick
<Zepherian> volunteers?
<Zepherian> TO GO...
<Zepherian> OUTSIDE.

* ChanOP sets mode: +o Zepherian
<Zepherian> oi oi
<Tiresias|Away> WELCOME ZEPH
* Zepherian falls to the floor under the weight of CAPS LOCK
<Tiresias|Away> MUAHAHHAHAHA
<Tiresias|Away> THIS IS YOUR LIFE ZEPH
<Tiresias|Away> HERE IS A LIST OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS
<Tiresias|Away> YOU WERE BORN
<Tiresias|Away> YOU FOUND IRC
<Tiresias|Away> THAT IS IT
<Tiresias|Away> :|

<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
* lnq has joined #homeworld
<Chrysophylax> haha
<Chrysophylax> hahahaha
<NovaBurn> oh shi--

<Tiresias> BSG lacks hot people
<molo> you mean hot MEN
<Tiresias> yes
<Mikk> besides the sexbots, the hot ones, what do you need?
<Mikk> erm
* Mikk is slow
<Mikk> nm

<CrimsonAngel> and i am one hot piece of hunky man meat
* Question slaps CrimsonAngel around a bit with a smaaaaaalllmonket
<CrimsonAngel> Daont Frealy my manly manly man ways
<CrimsonAngel> Don't*
<CrimsonAngel> What the hell
<CrimsonAngel> On Frea my Manly manly manness
<CrimsonAngel> Fear
<CrimsonAngel> Why the hell cant i type Fear
<EnigmaZ> not man enough?

<Hablacraja> i haven't bathed in 18 days.
<pH14> habla showers using the wetnaps from his KFC lunches
* sidewinder goes down on Habla

(@Dimension) THEORY: all people named "cindy" are one of the following: a) crossdressers b) hookers c) a pony
(@NovaBurn) PONY?
(Hablacraja) PONY
(Atreides) no no NO
(Atreides) no Tijuana pony show talk

* Zell was kicked by Dimension (WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME!)
* Zell has joined #homeworld
<Zell> Gtfo of my thunder dome.
<Zell> >:o
* Dimension sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-A5C6E927.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net
* Timer 1 halted
* Zell was kicked by Dimension (two men enter)
Dimension> ONE MAN LEAVES
<Atreides> lol
<Chrome> heheh