Relic Community Quotes Database

* B is now known as Breast
<Breast> oops
<Breast> shit
<Chrome> .....
* Breast is now known as Beast
<Beast> .__.;

<IgnusDei> i wonder what a SquareEnix take on the 40k universe would be like
<Zell|Gone|360> Ignus.
<IgnusDei> it'd be eye candy, of course
<Zell|Gone|360> Do not speak of such heresy
<IgnusDei> well, they'd do better than the gits who did Firewarrior
<Zell|Gone|360> The moment japan gets ahold of 40k, the Emperor will have spikey blonde hair and a gigantic magical sword.
<Zell|Gone|360> :|

<Question> hmm is having sex with a transexual any different than a normal woman?

<soul> fyi
<soul> if you dont want to get "caught" drinking during work
<soul> when someone jokes and says 'you smell like alcohol'
<soul> dont respond with "shit... really"

<NovaBurn> I NEED AFRO ANON ASCII
<NovaBurn> DISREGARD THAT
<NovaBurn> I SUCK COCK

<Zell> What games would you like to play against other EVE\Relic members online, aside from GoW and GRAW
<Inq> barbie horse adventures
<Inq> Mexico edition

* Mikk slaps you all with a donkey cock for applying logic to nonsense
* Tails wonders how mikk got hold of a donkey cock
<Mikk> I didn't
<Inq|warlords> he has it in a jar
<Inq|warlords> under his bed

<Tails|upset> it didnt do anything
<Tails|upset> well fuck it
<Tails|upset> FUCK IT, I SAY
<Retro> Why, you want sloppy seconds, Tails?
<Mirehn_Bielann> man do I hate cleaning
<Retro> ooh. bad timing on THAT one Mirehn.
<Mirehn_Bielann> what?
<Mirehn_Bielann> aww fuck lmao

<GeneralNukeEm> am I the only person who thinks editting the original post in the thread isn't funny
<reki> yes
<Hablacraja> yes.
<molo> YES
<Zell> yes
<RaptorShadow> Obviously so.
<Chrysophylax> yes
<pH14> yes
<reki> but you're also the only person who has never masturbated before
<reki> so its good that you're a bit of a pioneer
<GeneralNukeEm> so clearly playing with your own dick makes you a moron...good thing I don't plan on doing that
*** GeneralNukeEm left the chat room. (Quit: )

* Atreides has quit IRC (Quit: Flies off in search of huge breasted women in disress)
<Hand> distress you stupid shithat!
<Hand> and there should be a hyphen in between huge and breasted
<Pizzamension> or a comma

<SquidDNA> I have installed a TV tuner card
<SquidDNA> The software that comes with it
<SquidDNA> Asks for a serial number
<SquidDNA> WHAT FUCKING SERIAL NUMBER
<SquidDNA> THANKS A FUCKING LOT, CHINA
<molo> ahahahahh
<molo> KEKEK -_____- WELCOMES
<SquidDNA> In fact nowhere on the packaging does it list the manufacturer
<SquidDNA> Just "China"

// 5 minutes later

<SquidDNA> I think the sn is on the card
<SquidDNA> Which is mounted upside down in my case
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> BRB
* SquidDNA left the chat room. (Quit: Worst Place Ever to put a serial number)

<soul> i think i could do amazing things if i got a metal pole that went from floor to ceiling
<Hand> like pretend to be a fireman

<Pizzamension> class, todays special: food for thought
<Mikk> I'm starving to death here

<Vaarok> Except you're in israel. Which is like california with hot jew girls and more guns.

<Dim|Pizza4FREE> wanking to jet fighters instead of airliners is like wanking over porn stars instead of that hot fucking neighbour across the street

<Inq> reminds me of 'nam
<EnigmaZ> o.0
* Chrome stabs Inq with something sufficiently sharp, rusty, and serrated. "ENOUGH OF THE 'NAM SHIT."
<Riess> oh, the carnage
<Inq> something sharp, rusty, and serrated. Reminds me of 'nam
<Riess> it's like fucking saigon all over again

<Alliance|AFK> our new washing machine is also a trance machine
<Alliance|AFK> and its german
<Alliance|AFK> it goes TIshun tuka tuka un un while it waches
<Pijama|> Does it play Kraftwerk too?
<Alliance> it goes "TSHSHSHSHSHSHS CHCHRRRRRRRR
<RiessAway> every washing mashine should play Kraftwerk
<Alliance> and then back to the trance
<RiessAway> it would really make the world a better place
<Alliance> tika shun shun tuka tuka shuuun
<Pijama|> Everytime you would put the clothes in the washing machine
<Pijama|> Kraftwerk would start
<Alliance> its a dish mashine
<Alliance> machine*
<Cortana> xD
<Pijama|> That would be awesome
<Alliance> I named the dish machine heimliche
<Alliance> Heimliche, the german trance washing machine

(Buggo) Girls?
(Buggo) Bah
(Buggo) Girls are lame
(Buggo) If I had my choice, there would be no girls in the world
(Buggo) Everypne would be male
(Buggo) And play Xbox all day

<Riess> Welcome to #singles ! Topic is: It's Hit On Cortana Day! :|
<LeftWing> XD
<nyyti> heh
<Cortana> lol
<Pijama|NewPJs> xD
<Pijama|NewPJs> Haha

<SquidDNA> Now see, isn't it amazing Fatal
<SquidDNA> That it's possible to have this conversation
<SquidDNA> Without insulting anyone
<FatalTheRabbit> and yet you insult me right here

*//* Fatal's last stand on IRC, ending note

<Dyntheos> I think fatal is unbalanced
<Dyntheos> when are you being patched?
<Dyntheos> AND IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PATCH FOR FATAL FOR EVER
<Dyntheos> AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T IMPLEMENTED THE STUFFF WE TALKED ABOUT YEARS AGO
<Zepherian> nobody could understand the base code dyn

<bonnet> acceptable lock message?:
<bonnet> First of all you didn't tag this.
<bonnet> Secondly we do not allow rant threads, post your suggestions in a clam, collected manner so we can have discussions about them.
<ionfish> haha
<ionfish> yes!
<ionfish> post your suggestions in a clam!
<ionfish> squid will like that

<soul> gonna go with shaven on top
<soul> goatee
<IcecreamLtDan> goatee
<IcecreamLtDan> hahah
<IcecreamLtDan> you mean ballduster

* HunterX (HunterX@hwc-7D8B5B12.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #relicnews
* ChanOP gives channel operator status to HunterX
<NovaBurn> bet that was getting inserted
<HunterX> that sounds really odd out of context
<fisher|sleep> the essence of irc is the out of context join
<UberJumper> Hunter, I had a colonoscopy yesterday
<UberJumper> Nova was asking about the diameter of the cable
<RiessArt> it's great when quotes don't get less unsettling after you know the context

<Tails> if they ported supersmashbrothers to PC
<Tails> and supported multiplayer
<Tails> I would pounce on it like a dog on an ass flavored biscuit
<Tails> like a squirrel on the last nut on Earth
<Tails> like a cougar on a fat, legless wildebeast
<Tails> like Soul on a jello shot