Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> World's funniest porno bloopers was great
<SquidDNA> "fuck me harder! fuck me harder! .. oh shit.. line.. " guy with script "uh.. fuck me harder, fuck me harder"

<SquidDNA> Best quick fix for male fertility
<SquidDNA> Is a bat to the crotch
<Mnementh> imagining cj while humping?
<Mnementh> oh
<Mnementh> bat to the crotch is probably better

<Dimension> I'm still debating if I would fellate [johnny] depp or not
<Dimension> though I THINK not. not sure

// more from the adventures of soul|drunk

<skjfe> brtse
<skjfe> et
<skjfe> bete
<skjfe> better
<Weav|busy> indeed
<Weav|busy> better!
<skjfe> k what about now
<skjfe> :(
<Weav|busy> definatly readable
<Weav|busy> better then some of the crap in the dow lobby
<skjfe> ocls
<skjfe> coosl
<skjfe> cooll
<skjfe> col
<skjfe> you know what i mena
<skjfe> mena
<skjfe> mena
<skjfe> :(
<skjfe> time for some music nby everlcear
<ceejayoz> soul are you like picking up one finger at a time
<skjfe> no
<ceejayoz> trying to get everything right?
<skjfe> jus bangin on kebawy
<skjfe> kne
<skjfe> enter - sucks
<skjfe> key senter -= sucks
<skjfe> i love otu
<skjfe> you
<ceejayoz> lol
<ceejayoz> i love you too, soul
<skjfe> :)

<Tiresias> top gun
<Tiresias> is the gayest film ever made
<Tiresias> and I've seen quite a bit of gay cinema

* SquidDNA sets mode: +m
* SquidDNA is now known as showertime
* showertime sets mode: -m
<Harm|food> wtf mate
<Sleepsmension> CAN'T WASH THIS

<Emberstrife> haha
<Emberstrife> the "Listen to Moe's, he's smarter than you!" userbar has run out of bandwidth on Imageshack

<Stryer> this does bode ill for a lot of my models
<Lleman> well, you just realized that nag?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> yes
<Lleman> :(
<Stryer> wait a mo...
<Stryer> nag?
<Stryer> did you call me a female
<Stryer> horse
<Lleman> nah, bad wording
<Stryer> - and an OLD female horse at that?
<Lleman> ??? old mare, are you?
<Stryer> only when I 'tuck it back'
<Stryer> yep
<Lleman> uargh!!
<Lleman> you realize there are many other persons reading?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> hey - i didnt mention you tucking it back, did I?
<Lleman> (uargh!!!)²

<GroundZero> I was playing football with the locals and i tripped over the edge into the reef, sliced my leg
<GroundZero> and this little reef shark had a go and my shin
<GroundZero> needless to say when i stood up and stepped 1 foot out of the water it didn't persue
<Tiresias> eeek
<GroundZero> was only a small shark - however, when I tell that story to the ladies, the shark can be as big as 5metres :P
<GroundZero> and it was a bitter struggle between life and death
*** Itphes (Hadrius@hwc-1FD628AC.sip.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #homeworld.
<Squid|regen> Yeah
<Squid|regen> Bit off your hand I'll bet
<Squid|regen> And you punched it in the head
<Squid|regen> And reached in with your good hand and got the other one back
<Squid|regen> And they reattached it later!
<Squid|regen> And when they ask to see the scar
<Squid|regen> Unzip your pants

<UberJumper> and this was fucking amazing
<UberJumper> so last night
<UberJumper> I'm running through the voice recognition thing in Windows Vista trying to fix my mic
<UberJumper> and Linnae saw me opening and closing windows by talking to the computer
<UberJumper> and IMMEDIATELY, she figured out what I was doing and tried to talk to my computer to get it to do stuff
<UberJumper> of course she can't ennunciate properly, so the computer didn't understand her
<UberJumper> "CHANGE WINDOWS"
<UberJumper> "SHOW NUMBERS"
<UberJumper> "ALT TAB"
<UberJumper> was pretty funny
<UberJumper> then, she went over to her computer
<UberJumper> which is running XP
<UberJumper> and said "Computer, change windows"
<UberJumper> and we're like "linnae, your computer can't understand you because it doesn't have that program"
<UberJumper> "Oh"

<IcecreamLtDan> well, soul should be happy
<Squid|yarrr> Bears win?
<IcecreamLtDan> yes
<gobears> WOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
<gobears> SWEET MOTHER FUCKING GLORY
<gobears> GOING TO THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
<gobears> NOTHER OF GOD THANK YOU JESUS

<iNyyti> haha, imagine if I really was a girl
<i-havenoideap0k> it's not a great stretch of the imagination nyyti really

-SquidDNA/#homeworld- SEX
<Gblaze> Buttsecks?
<MissHollyBeE> you trying to get my attention now?
<MissHollyBeE> NOT WITH THAT
<MissHollyBeE> bad timing

<sleep> i mean ask anyone.. who among us has not an experience go bad
<sleep> say.. they move to colorado or montana.. and maybe become a lesbian
<sleep> am i right fellas
<sleep> riight
<sleep> hello
<Inq> errr Soul
<Inq> what are you on?
<sleep> your mother
<sleep> hahahahhahahaha
<NovaBurn> hahahahaah
* NovaBurn high fives soul
<sleep> sober:(
<sleep> so anyway like i said
<sleep> moral and ethical:)

<soul|FL> now that was a dream
<soul|FL> was almost up there with the nazgul sex dream

<Chrome> cryogenics would be win
<Kovac> The problem is that if we could freeze ourselves all the intelligent people would do so wanting to see the future. When they get to the future they will find that very little has changes and it sucks because all the scientists have frozen themselves and no one has acting freaking developed anything new
<Tails> also, by the time you unfreeze yourself, all the stupid people who didnt consider cyrogenic freezing would destroy the planet before all the smart people unfroze
<Tails> it would be a mess
<Kovac> Your only hope would be to stay frozen until aliens arrive and colonise the planet
<Kovac> Hopefully non brain eating aliens

<molo> tbh i'm surprised more people aren't complaining about the epileptic adverts on the forums
<molo> maybe people like spasms
<Mnementh> they are too busy rolling around on the floor to complain

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* ChanOP sets mode: +o NovaBurn
<NovaBurn> WHO BROKE THE FORUSM
<SquidDNA> Novaburn
<SquidDNA> You didn't read the forum12 sticky huh
<SquidDNA> It was up for about a month
<NovaBurn> ive been AT WORK
<NovaBurn> and which god damn sticky
<SquidDNA> one that said Delphy, Pike, and Dyn were abandoning RN
<NovaBurn> ok seriously
<SquidDNA> Too much money, not enough appreciation
<SquidDNA> Relic can run the site their own damn self
<SquidDNA> Buggo is trying to put something together
<SquidDNA> A new site might be up within the week
<NovaBurn> eh
<NovaBurn> EH
<NovaBurn> WHAT
<SquidDNA> CJ is going to be the admin
<SquidDNA> Along with Moe and Ionfish and I
<NovaBurn> ok i dont believe
<NovaBurn> stfu squid
<NovaBurn> joke = fail
<SquidDNA> Well, it'll be peanuts for pay
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> It's practically a part time job for most of us anyway
<NovaBurn> ...
<SquidDNA> What
<SquidDNA> THERE WAS THIS HUGE DISCUSSION
<NovaBurn> WHAT WHERE
<SquidDNA> IT WAS IN THE STICKY
<NovaBurn> WHICH ONE
<NovaBurn> NAME
<NovaBurn> NOW
<SquidDNA> IT WAS IN FORUM 12
<NovaBurn> STOP SAYING FORUM 12
<ceejayoz> [01:17] <SquidDNA> I THINK HE HALF BELIEVES ME
<SquidDNA> URGENT: FUTURE OF RELICNEWS
<NovaBurn> FLEET INTEL OR WHAT
<SquidDNA> GODDAMNIT CJ
<NovaBurn> STFU SQUID I KNOW YOU ARE BING A JEW
<ceejayoz> lol
<NovaBurn> I READ THE FUCKING STICKIES EVERY DAY YOU FAG
<SquidDNA> YOU SUCK CEEJ
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Re: server outage

## The forums went down....again....##

<Haborym> Everything's gone. Relicnews is burning.
<Shoe> haha
<Chrome> omg, win
<Chrome> Wait....on the maintenance frequency. The forumite hideouts. IRC. They must be rescued.
<Shoe> hahaha
<Gblaze> What about the Beast!
<Squid|soak> You have rescued 3 channels. 3 remain.
<Chrome> lol
<Gblaze> It's infecting our systems!
<atmawpn> IRC is under attack. Defend them!
<Beast> ...?
<dodo129> We have strange readings from the IRC servers. are you running any tests down there?
* Gblaze blasts three Taiidan frigates
<Shoe> habla wins a coupon worth one (1) intertubes
<atmawpn> Those channels contain all that remain of our people. Without them, we will become extinct.
<Chrome> Use salvage corvettes to retrieve the channels and the forumites contained within.
<Gblaze> The Beast has infected 1 of the channels
<Chrome> (dude, Kharak mission, not Cata. >_>)
<Beast> JETTISON THE CHANNEL HURRY!!!!
<dodo129> We gave them no mercy. they expected none.
<atmawpn> lol
<Gblaze> Beast is here, so why not? ;D
<Chrome> ok.
<Beast> lol
<Squid|soak> Hahaha
<Squid|soak> That would totally own
<dodo129> we kept banning until the bansticks were red hot and deformed
<Beast> hey leave me out of it
<Squid|soak> SURPSISE MISSION THREE
<Beast> I STILL have a cast from that fucking siege.
<Beast> :p
<dodo129> The admins... they never said anything
<atmawpn> Channels loaded and secure. Hyperspace module fully charged. There's nothing left for us here. Let's go.
<dodo129> i think in that moment... they envied us
<Beast> noones left.....everyones gone...#homeworld is burning!
<dodo129> so is this for real?

(dabada) If human existance is pointless...than we sould probably talk about games and penises

<Zepherian> I like seminude pics with lots of leather and the ocasional farm animal

<Unk|SCIENCE> a friend of mine, his mother found a load of gay porn
<Unk|SCIENCE> he almost had it explained away, then she noticed a Cher album next to his stereo
<Tiresias> ROFL
<Inst> loled
<Aegelward> lol
<Zepherian> busted.
<Chrome> LOL
* Zepherian deletes files in the mp3 dir

<Martian> i passed out and then i dreamt i went home, went to the bathroom, went to bed and then woke up
<Martian> but when i ACTUALLY woke up
<Martian> only 20 seconds had passed
<Martian> that sucked.

<BlackStar> Im in your house, eloping your daughter!
*** mikk is now known as mikk|sleep.
<mikk|sleep> wish me lucks
<mikk|sleep> nobody elopes my daughter but me!
<mikk|sleep> oh, erm... that came out wrong...

<Skwerl|MICROBIOLOGEEEEEEE> blackstar, masturbation kills kitties
<Skwerl|MICROBIOLOGEEEEEEE> oh gawd =(
<BlackStar> I know.
<BlackStar> I embrace their genocide.
<bonnet> roflol
<Aegeri`NWNtool> It's like when someone says if you don't believe in fairies, one dies
<pH14> with a box of kleenex?
<Aegeri`NWNtool> So my friend ran around shouting it all day
<naradaman> haha
<Aegeri`NWNtool> He wanted a "Fairy" solution