Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hablacraja> IT'S THE FEDS
* Hablacraja thermites his hard drive
<BlackStar> Why thermite when you can just expose it to intense magnetic forces?
<Water> hmm, i'm surprised you are still here habla
<BlackStar> Less suspicious than a smoldering pile of metal.
<Water> usually a complete incineration of one's hard drive would mean instantaneous removal from IRC
<BlackStar> Nah
<Water> unless habla is magic
*** Mirehn (PherrisKal@hwc-5C839F45.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #homeworld.
<BlackStar> Wizzard Powered
<Jal-18> habla is connected via his MIND
<Water> hmm, he has access to a "matrix?"
<Jal-18> he is one with irc
<Jal-18> channels dance across his skin
<Jal-18> and kickbans tickle his nose
<BlackStar> Then let us make tubgirl and tentacle hentai links one with habla.
<Hablacraja> they already are

<a1> there must be a little baghdad in missouri
<ZellCrustacean> 'course there is
<Tails> what do they have there?
<a1> insurgents
<molo> little ones

<fisher> I just had a dream that Ozzy Osbourne was playing in Tienanmen Square, and was the reason the crackdown happened.
<fisher> i think he was playing iron man

<SquidDNA> [17:40] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [13:12] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [08:27] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [04:32] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> Are you some kind of global jetsetter or something, hm?
<cfoley> squiddy's been taking notes
<Jal-18> your plot is rapidly being unfoiled
<SquidDNA> I have a keen eye
<cfoley> I AM TEH UNDER TEH SERVEHLENCE

<LeftWing> I've had thin and high ones: Damn hard to get up.

<molo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SDLV_rockets.jpg
<molo> hEY GUYS LETS GO TO SPACE
<molo> ON THE ENDS OF GIANT PENISES
<SquidDNA> MOLO CLEARLY WE SHOULD RIDE ON VAGINAS INSTEAD
<molo> not on
<molo> IN.
<Hablacraja> !
<molo> squid what do you think the stargate is
<molo> it's an interstellar vagina.
<dabada> good point
<Inst> i loled
<Inst> molo wins this chat
<SquidDNA> oh my god
<SquidDNA> molo wins all the internets past present and futar
<Inst> so, spacecraft are penises, while wormholes are vaginas?

<Khet> black holes are like black holes?
<Khet> wtf
<Khet> since when?
<molo> BLACK HOLE IS LIKE WHITE IF PHYSICS LIFTS
<treb|chowmein> no
<Trinity> black holes are just foreign vaginas... new space to explore
<treb|chowmein> fuck
<Trinity> indeed

<Zepherian> sun could allways go nova cj
<Zepherian> and by going nova I dont mean lusting after a cylon

<Zepherian> my dog is incompatible with vista!
* Zepherian hates the modern world
<treb|coffee> aka my dog wont lick my dick
<treb|coffee> try peanut butter zeph
<Zepherian> try shutting up :|
<treb|coffee> zeph your the only dude thats angier than me, and thats only cause your a virgin

<IgnusDei> Hi Francois,
<IgnusDei> I wanted to thank you for coming in yesterday - it was good to meet you. The position we are looking to fill demands a bit more stylistic and content variability than I saw in your portfolio - you has tremendous sci-fi inorganic design skills, but unfortunately it's not something we really need on our current roster of projects. I have no doubt that you will find success in an area of design more suited to your interests.
<IgnusDei> Thanks Again,
<IgnusDei> Chris
<IgnusDei> FUCK
<Riess> agh
<Xypher> doh
<treb|moby> this from the interviwe?
<IgnusDei> yes
<treb|moby> you should have kicked the ass in th nutz
<treb|moby> even if your work did suck
<treb|moby> he has no place to say that
<molo> why doesn't he have the place to say that
<molo> if they don't need a spaceship/robot/tank designer, they don't need one
<molo> they gave him a huge hint
<molo> which is PUT MORE ORGANIC SHIT IN YOUR PORTFOLIO
<molo> and then RE APPLY
<treb|moby> I figuer a proper crotch

* Mnementh wonders idly how many people entered the biggest fan thing
<Zepherian> I didnt because im not
<Zepherian> ;/
<Hablacraja> they're throwing people into fans?

<sleep> what ss up fellas
<sleep> i am back fromas awdirnking

// apparently!

<mrBabble> I'm feeling something that I had forgotten the feel of
<mrBabble> being tired
<molo> <mrBabble> I'm feeling something that I had forgotten the feel of
<molo> <mrBabble> anal sex
<Aegeri> I am not surprised
<mrBabble> luckily for me molo
<mrBabble> I actually would, if I had ever known
<Riess> how do you forget that
<mrBabble> how? excessive sleeping for a week or two does that riess
<Riess> not that
<mrBabble> I ca forget anything

<Hyperian> why does everything route through halifax
<Hyperian> or fairfax
<Hyperian> or -fax
<molo> because the internet is actually a series of faxes
<molo> not tubes
<molo> did you get the interfax i sent you

<Moe|away> jesus
<Moe|away> I just finished ripping all of my mom's CDs
<Moe|away> I now have 1 GB of Frank Sinatra songs
<Moe|away> ARGH AND I FORGOT TO INCLUDE ID3 TAGS
<Moe|away> SHITFUCKSHITFUCK

<Hablacraja> my laptop is submerged in a bath of coolant
<Hablacraja> supercooled virgin blood plasma
<Hablacraja> i have to go to the nearby middle school every few days to refill
<BlackStar> Habla, these days, even that's not early enough.
<BlackStar> Soon enough, the only reliable source will be kindergarten.
<Aegelward> using your own must be easier

<Zepherian> wierder things are in [my photobucket account]
<Hablacraja> link
<Zepherian> especially the transvestite body builders
<Hablacraja> hah
<Zepherian> you've seen them
<Zepherian> don't worry, nobody can compete with hablabucket
<Zepherian> Photocraja
<Hablacraja> Phoblacracket

<Moe|away> Oh
<Moe|away> by the way
<Moe|away> at the meetup, when we go out for drinks
<Moe|away> I mean I know Allie likes that cocktail
<Moe|away> but there is no fucking way in hell I'm walking up to the bar and saying "I'd like a blowjob please" before I see one of you guys do it
<Slow_Runner> :D
<Moe|away> I still think you're trying to prank me
<Someguy> haha
<Riess> :D
<Weavern> simple solution
<Weavern> have nova do it

<TheShadow> but still, I find it weird that Laura actually mentioned me in her email...
<TheShadow> :)
<Cannon> Why? You think you are so insignificant she wouldn't remember you? (I am trying to attack your self steem)
<TheShadow> that is just weird and it also proves something: I spend too much time in here to make her notice me....
<TheShadow> I think I'm so significant that she doesn't want to remember me
<Cannon> She probably doesn't want to... but can't help it.
<TheShadow> (oh, I'm not trying to make her notice me...)
<TheShadow> even better :D
<Cannon> You know... like those times when you see a horrible acident and you can't stop remembering the intestines all over the floor... but you want to.

<Emberstrife> "Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
<celtti> maybe swap complain for persist
<Tiresias> CELTTI YOU CAN PICK ME UP ANYTIME
<Emberstrife> great pickup line, works every time.
<celtti> Tiresias, I'll pick you up once I'm old, ugly and dirty
<Lor3-16> leaves them nice and responsive ember?
<Tiresias> :(
<celtti> <3
<Lor3-16> least he didn'e say never Tire!
<Tiresias> you'll break soon...
<Tiresias> :|
<Emberstrife> it softens em up, Lor
<Emberstrife> makes your acquaintance easier
<celtti> chloroform only softens them up? Man, you must be the catch of the century ;)
<Emberstrife> also, some report it guarantees sex on first date!
<celtti> well, that's handy
<Emberstrife> i was being sarcastic.
* Tiresias chloroforms celtti and drags him back to his lair

<trebeer> negative, negative, it just impacted on the surface
<trebeer> sounds like sex with zeph

//ah the joy of Star Wars quotage.

Talking about what everyone'll be doing at the Relic Open House

<celtti> Obtuse, wear the rubber
<Obtuse> excuse me? :O
<Riess|work> it's too much of a beautiful day to be working
<celtti> I mean, don't be that irresponsible
<Obtuse> what do you think we'll be doing over there, exactly?
<celtti> Obtuse, getting wasted
<Obtuse> o.O
<celtti> not having steamy mansex, I hope
<Riess|work> hell yes we will
<Obtuse> lawl
<celtti> oh okay, I stand corrected
<Riess|work> er, get wasted, that is
<Obtuse> mmm
<celtti> damn
<Riess|work> timing...

<hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
<mrmin123> cars have hit points?

<Chrome> okay riddle me this one
<Chrome> IF I LACK A VAGINA THEN WTF AM I?
<Zepherian> ANNOYING
<molo> boring

<Old_Painless> i find that if i have no melee troops i feel naked
<ImmortalChaos> OP
<ImmortalChaos> youre weird :p
<ImmortalChaos> i feel naked with no ranged
<Ragnarok2504> i feel naked with no clothes
<ImmortalChaos> rag wins
<Ragnarok2504> :P