Relic Community Quotes Database

<Neko-Question> i want retro to come back :(
<pH14> why
<Neko-Question> i like him
<molo|2142> are you gay for him
<pH14> sounds like it
<Neko-Question> no commento
<molo|2142> that sounds like a yes

<Hablacraja> I THOUGHT THEY GASSED ALL THE LEFT HANDED PEOPLE IN WWII
<Hablacraja> WHAT IS THIS THREAD
<Neko-Question> you are doing it wrong. it should be "WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY?!?!"
<LeftWing> Nah, that sounds homophobic ;P, the thread thing is fine.
<Hablacraja> WELL MAYBE IF ALL LEFT HANDED PEOPLE WEREN'T HOMOSEXUAL IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE, BUT QUESTION IS RIGHT
<LeftWing> Lawl

<Tails> what is the oldest internet sensation?
<Neko-Question> porn

<SquidDNA> Why is wendy's advertising hamburgers with a song about masturbation
<Linuturk> that's the special sauce
* molo|lost squints
<IgnusDei> ...

<Khet> Habla, what are conversations like with you irl when you dont have access to photobucket or 4chan?
<Khet> i cant picture them
<Hablacraja> kind of like a freight train bursting out of a pile of tulips and crashing into a lake of fire
<Hablacraja> spilling benzene the whole time

<Zepherian> sweet jesus thats an agressive rear

<drChengele> holy shit, I just had to mow through seventeen forum pages, seven Wiki entries, three porn sites and a weejee board just to find this place
<Zepherian> what an amazing waste of effort
* drChengele was kicked from the chat room by SquidDNA. (WELCOME!)
<Zepherian> WELCOME TO HELL
<Zepherian> kekekekeke
<Zepherian> now he has to do all that again
<Zepherian> bad squid
<SquidDNA> Well he should have bookmarked it

<Caesar|RO> What I am best at is pleasing women
<celtti> uh huh..
<Riess> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
<Riess> I wish I had a witty comment to kick him with
<Riess> too late
<celtti> delusions of grandeur
<celtti> so sad

<IgnusArt> pointless?
<IgnusArt> what's pointless?
<Tiresias> gaygamer.net
<Squid|DNA> Nothing wrong with good communities :)
<Squid|DNA> I'm trying to grab this french guy
<Tiresias> it's also kinda refreshing where the lol
<Squid|DNA> Oh wow
<Tiresias> oops
<Squid|DNA> Bad timing

<Alliance> well I have no idea what the carmina burana is TBH
<SquidDNA> Worth listening to
<SquidDNA> It's a massive choral work
<SquidDNA> choral / orchestral
<Alliance> I'll check it on pandora, maybe they'll have a peice
<SquidDNA> I am almost certain you have heard "O Fortuna" probably 20 times in your life
<SquidDNA> At least
<Alliance> could be
<SquidDNA> Trust me
<Khet> rickards red beer commercials
<Alliance> carmina burana fantasy by sandy bull or In trutina (carmina burana) by chris coco and sacha puttnam?
<Riess> Carl Orff
<SquidDNA> http://www.amazon.com/Orff-Carmina-Burana-Jonathan-Summers/dp/B00001ZSXC/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-7349922-5231369?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1177251382&sr=8-1
<SquidDNA> Listen to the first track
<SquidDNA> Fuck, it cuts off
<Alliance> oh, that
<SquidDNA> Yes
<SquidDNA> That
<Alliance> theres a funny parody flash song about it
<SquidDNA> ...
<Riess> ...
<SquidDNA> Just leave the channel
<Alliance> hehe
<SquidDNA> Just leave the channel and don't come back for five minutes
<SquidDNA> Go
<SquidDNA> Now.
<Alliance> I was just saying
<SquidDNA> NOW.
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-6BFED9F4.static.bezeqint.net
* Alliance was kicked by SquidDNA (GRAAAHRGHSGHAGRHGAH)

<LeetDonkey> If I were a cartoon character
<LeetDonkey> I would definately do Kim Possible
* LeetDonkey was kicked by aKOHnadas (Get out)

//This from the guy who would do Taldeer if he was a Dawn of War character.

<Hand> the education in the Philippines is laching

<IgnusArt> not to mention that bombs tend to be complicated puzzles
<Tim> really?
<pH14> some have built in sudoku
<Caesar|class> that's always a killer

<soul> ie i want more money
<Kushan> 2.00
<Kushan> that's twice your going rate.
* Kushan was kicked by soul (soul)
* Kushan has joined #homeworld
<soul> <Kushan> that's twice your going rate. <--- hahah
<Kushan> i knew i should have upped it to 2.50
<soul> since when did i do shit for money
<soul> dont answer that
<soul> do not answer that

<Moe|gone> ok what the FUCK
<Hyperian> it's calling for you
<Moe|gone> the fucking mayor of a German city just ran over my little sister while doing a PR stunt on a bicycle

<Trinity> Hell, I've had more accounts than some of you have posts!
<IcecreamLtDan> You've had more time in a tank than all of us combined as well. Whore!

<SquidDNA> Also I have completely reversed my position on evolution
<SquidDNA> Cats are clear evidence of intelligent design
<SquidDNA> They are god's gift to man
<SquidDNA> They are organic self-cleaning napkins
<SquidDNA> 1) Wipe dirty hands on cat
<SquidDNA> 2) Cat cleans self
<SquidDNA> 3) Repeat

<IcecreamLtDan> You're not invited to any of my orgies anymore
<Mirehn> damn it Dan
<Mirehn> but we had so much fun last time!
<Hablacraja> way to miss the joke
<Mirehn> :P
<NovaBurn> like we'd want to go to your family reunion dan

<Moe> oh shit
<Moe> I know what the problem is
<Trizzdog> i don't think we would ever celebrate his birthday if it was april 31st
<Moe> I put his birthday under "name of spouse"
<Moe> fuck I'm stupid

<Hiigara> hahaha
<Hiigara> you should tell her that
<Hiigara> "I've always remembered you by your ass"
<Zepherian> yeah, that will either get you laid, or slapped, or both if she's a dominatrix

<CrimsonAngel> I HATE CLEANING!!!!
<Hablacraja> just burn it all
<CrimsonAngel> I need a fucking maid
<CrimsonAngel> And she can fucking burn my stuff for me
<drUnk> everyone needs a fucking maid, but do you need a maid to clean as well?

<Caesar> stalker is scaring the beejezus out of me
<Hablacraja> pussbitch

<Khet> supcom is forcing me to reinstall my windows partition
<Khet> 8 gig
<Khet> be serious
<Inst> LULZ
<Inst> it has to install on your windows partition?
<Inst> when I upgrade, I need a bigger penis
<Inst> oh god
<Inst> what am i saying
<Inst> ...

<Penitent> at least he isn't called dwayne
<Inst> when was dwayne in vogue?
<molo> the 80s, i would imagine
<molo> along with mullets
<molo> and rat tails
<Inst> it's sort of hard to relate to that aesthetic
<molo> it's sort of hard to understand why anybody would think those are good ideas
<Hablacraja> cocaine's a hell of a drug

<eTombotron> hey guys
<eTombotron> OH GOD I HURT MY TOES
<eTombotron> there is blood involved
<SquidDNA> BLOOD FOR THE TOENAIL GOD
<Someguy> o noez
<eTombotron> they are going to fall off
<SquidDNA> Maybe in the future you will trust the republicans
<Code> BOW TO YOUR REPUBLICAN OVERLORDS!
<SquidDNA> I'm sure it was a gang of liberal illegal minorities that ruined your toes with irresponsible social spending
<SquidDNA> Admit it
<eTombotron> ;d
<eTombotron> yes
<eTombotron> yes squid
<eTombotron> and they also caused me, in great pain, to drop the roll of toilet paper in the toilet
<eTombotron> when i was getting toilet paper to stanch my wounds
<eTombotron> and it's still there
<eTombotron> in the toilet
<eTombotron> who thinks that if i wait long enough, the cardboard will be flushable
<SquidDNA> Long enough = years
<Code> pah, if your toilet cant flush a whole roll, your toilet is a PUSSY.
<eTombotron> my toilet is definitely a pussy
<Caesar> sounds familiar....BAD THING HAPPENS...don't do the smart thing and fix it.....LOG ON AND TELL IRC
<SquidDNA> I would topic that if it weren't so disgusting