Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hablacraja> was there an increase in common sense and skepticism
prices worldwide yesterday or something
<Hablacraja> HAY GUYS WHAT ABOUT ALIENS?!
<Hablacraja> HAY GUYES WHAT ABOUT NESSIE
<Hablacraja> HAAHYA GUYEANZ HOMEWORLD3
<Hablacraja> OMFG SUBLIMINAL MESSGAGES IN MAH MUSIC
<Hablacraja> HALP, MILITARY HAS PHOTON BLASTERS AND PLASMA TORPEDOES

<SquidDNA> I like cats because they have handles
<SquidDNA> Dogs you have to coax

<Afoxi> ouch, i clicked on my youtube profile and i read this at the bottom: Friends - You have no Friends.

<GeneralNukeEm> I hate the concept of spies in this game
<GeneralNukeEm> it makes me think of a bunch of guys in tuxedos sprinting across a border
<GeneralNukeEm> only to be taken out by other guys in tuxedos with silenced pistols
<GeneralNukeEm> and of course NOBODY ELSE notices where they came from

<Hablacraja> hey bmb i know this is a touchy subject and all but now that you're here in irc, are you ever going to get around to demonstrating to us that psychic powers thing
<BmB> I couldn't affect a grain of dust even if I tried at this point. I'm out of training
<Hablacraja> how convenient

<BmB> Så går vi i Danmark-modus.
<Hablacraja> you'll have to wait for crimson to show up to speak your moonlanguage here
<Hablacraja> and he's pretty much retarded, so have fun with that

<Unk> i feel like a new hobby
<Unk> suggestions anyone?
<molo> masturbating
<Unk> i have already taken that to professional level

<Jinkguns> God. I hope your here. I don't believe in praying and I know your most likely hiding behind one of the nicks here for obvious reasons. I really, really need the assistant researcher position I just applied for. :(
<Hablacraja> No.
<Jinkguns> Damn.
<Hablacraja> Okay.

<Jinkguns> Oh god why is my back so sore. >.<
<Lor3-16> i could guess that your date went well? or you could have pulled a muscle
<Jinkguns> I didn't have sex, no.
<Emberstrife> Then it failed.
<Emberstrife> Insert coin, try again!
<Jinkguns> We did a lot of walking but I think manually washing my car is what did it
<Jinkguns> I have a 2nd date with her. ;)
<Jinkguns> So not a fail.
<Emberstrife> Washing the car is what did it?
<Emberstrife> You showed that you are a buffet of manliness by manually washing the car?
<Aegelward> did you wear short shorts?
<Jinkguns> ._.
<Jinkguns> I did it before I met with her.
<Aegelward> remember, only immigrants and pedofiles handwash cars, real americans get theirs done by automotive cleansing profesionals
<SquidDNA> or robots
<Jinkguns> I was going to wax but oh god I couldn't.

<NovaBurn> omfg i want that in my mouth now

* soul is now known as food.
<food> who am i kidding
* food is now known as drinking.

<Moe|completelysober> ok so
<Moe|completelysober> I'm in this bar
<Moe|completelysober> and I'm in the bathroom
<Moe|completelysober> and they have this condom vending machine
<Moe|completelysober> and on it is a huge ad
<Moe|completelysober> for TravelPussy(tm), the artificial vagina
<Moe|completelysober> WHAT THE FUCK

[22:43] <Jinkguns> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/06/18/iphone.battery.ap/index.html
[22:48] <SquidDNA> I read that
[22:48] <SquidDNA> Jink what if you had to choose between that and your girlfriend
[22:52] <Jinkguns> Squid.
[22:52] <Jinkguns> I would choose my girlfriend.
[22:52] <SquidDNA> I would tell her that it took you four minutes to come to a decision Jink
[22:53] <SquidDNA> And then you would have neither

// timestamp doesn't lie!

<NovaBurn> hw2 is now starting to bitch about "CONFLICT WITH DISC EMULATION SOFTWARE"
<NovaBurn> personally i think its my dvd drive going out again
<SquidDNA> Nova
<SquidDNA> Your DVD drive isn't real
<SquidDNA> It's an emulated drive

<soul> last couple of nights i have woken up with scratches on my body
<NovaBurn> ..?
<soul> showed up to work today
<soul> they were like 'what the fuck happened'
<soul> 'eh?'
<soul> 'your face is scratched.. she say no again?'

<soul> still tis crap
<soul> i hate being labeled
<TheCollector> I've seen worse.
<TheCollector> i'm not making serious plans based on the info myself
<TheCollector> better than a bullshit horoscope
* molo gets a labeler
* molo prints off SHORT
* molo sticks the label on soul
<soul> hahahahah

<drUnkenEVE> ran into a dude today who made it his mission in life to exterminate miners from jita
<Druidika> there are no miners in jita
<Zepherian> seems he was successfull

<Weavern> its in my bones to stamp out fun

<BmB> what is a faps?
<BmB> anyways
<deadguy> it's not a noun
<Zepherian> it's what I go do when you start talking bmb :)

<BmB> I have a problem...
<BmB> I have previously been able to view 270p media on my computer...
<BmB> but now it just lags to hell...
<BmB> What could'a happened?
<BmB> Hello?
<BmB> A little tech support here?
<BmB> Anyone?
<BmB> Helloooo?
<BmB> Anybody hooomee?
<BmB> Ah shizcakes
*** BmB has left irc.reliccommunity.com (Quit: Hehe, chatting with dragons.)
<Akranadas> Coast is clear guys :D
<Zepherian> phew
<fitz> lol u guys are mean

<Mechafoxi> CONGRATULATIONS TO SOUL ON HIS HIGH-PRIESTHOODNESS
<Kushan> he's still short
<Mechafoxi> well
<Mechafoxi> CONGRATULATIONS TO SOUL ON HIS SHORT-PRIESTHOODNESS

<BmB> rule of thumb:
<BmB> don't do idiotic things
<BmB> people on the internet wil laugh at you.

* BmB23 has joined #dow_community
<BmB23> somebody stop SquidDNA
<BmB23> he's going rampant in homeworld and bans people!
* BmB23 panics and runs in circles
* BmB23 was kicked by Weavern (his tyrany extends here too)

<Tails> Geese are fucking aggressive creatures
<Tails> I was at the park once and there was a flock with several goslings
<Tails> whenever i tried to get past them they started hissing at me
<Skwerl> they cant do shit when they run into a bunch of hungry chinese
<Tails> if i ignored them they started chasing me
<Salamander> its called a foot. it goes into the geese's face
<Tails> its kind of silly getting run down by a goose, but quite frankly i wasn't in the mood to fuck with waterfowl
<Tails> besides
<Tails> i was reminded of zelda
<Tails> don't fuck with the chickens

<Vertigo> I had a great idea for an dildo once
<Vertigo> one made of glass incases you get into a bar fight
<Vertigo> you just pull it out of your purse and smash it on the bar
<Vertigo> then gouge out the eyes of whoever displeses you
<Dyn|Gaming> you have a purse?
<Vertigo> I'm just saying if I had one...
<Vertigo> it would be handy
<Dyn|Gaming> omg you have a purse
<Zepherian> well, he does have a vibrator
<Vertigo> in a bar fight
<Zepherian> so a purse would be the next logical step
<Dyn|Gaming> BUT A PURSE!
<Vertigo> the biblical kind of purse
<Dyn|Gaming> does it have sequins vertigo?
<Vertigo> *sigh*
<Dyn|Gaming> IT DOES
<Dyn|Gaming> OMG
<Vertigo> yes, i has sequins
<Vertigo> I like to dress up like a girl
<Vertigo> and I want to kiss all the boys
<Vertigo> there ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW!?