Relic Community Quotes Database

<Mechafoxi> well i command them to dig holes, build a sprawling subterrenian empire capable of monopolizing trade routes across the world, only to have one dwarf massacre about fifty others to build a stool out of their bloodied remains

<Afoxi-NDS> HOLY CRAP 3 PEOPLE IN CHANNEL! THAT'S A 50% INCREASE IN POPULATION!

<Caesar> Halo 3 will now be overpriced, break easily and install itself to your harddrive
<molo> it will also overcook your food
<Riess> it will rape your family
<Laura> just like my brother!
<Laura> :/

<Inst> apparently FF6 turned people into Goths
<Inst> "zomg world is destroyed, everyone's life is ruined"?
<Inst> what do you think about Phantasy Star, then?
<Inst> and Lunar?
<LauFinishedLost3rd> oh
<Caesar_Arbeit> you mean there's a coherent storyline?
<Riess> isn't that the plot of all of them?
<Starblade|Work> ONLY ONE 12 YEAR OLD IS EMO ENOUGH TO SAVE THE WORLD. THAT EMO IS YOU.

<Inst> RPGs are like novels, except for retards

<Mirehn> GAH! They took my frikking kidney
<BlackStar> Sorry.
<BlackStar> That was me.

<@SquidDNA> WAIT
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<@SquidDNA> HOLD THE PHONE
<@Someguy|office> ?
<@molo> we can still talk
<@SquidDNA> YES I KNOW THIS IS A POINTLESS +M
<@molo> ahahaha
<@Trizzdog> lmao
<@SquidDNA> Shit
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<MikkAsleep> I think I should become an LSD addict
<Elukka|artsy> well
<Elukka|artsy> i wouldnt recommend
<MikkAsleep> Hey, it's cool
<MikkAsleep> hours and hours of messed up reality
<Elukka|artsy> you can just be on #homeworld instead
<Elukka|artsy> for hours and hours of messed up reality

<Moe> Akra, no raise for you
<Moe> unless you clean the mod forums
<Moe> someone keeps shuffling all the files in buggos porn stash
<Moe> I mean flower collection
<Moe> and someone needs to finish the potty training for the cat
<Moe> right now it keeps making a mess on the carpet
<Moe> and I don't have to tell you how expensive a sabretooth tiger fur carpet is

<Inst> fixer, what the fuck
<Inst> you can't have radar in space
<Inst> there's no medium for sound transmission

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<Jinkguns> Yo guys
<Tiresias> hey
* Jinkguns is now known as Jink|Hotel|WithGF
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> :D
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> hi :)
<Tiresias> oh ffs
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> (my girlfriend)
<Tiresias> WE GOT THAT PART
<Hiroshi_Tea> stay with your GF, you don't need to talk to all the masculine men that reside here
<outtis> my tongue is sticky
<Lor> so you're in a hotel with your gf, and felt a need to log onto IRC?
<Someguy|work> that's pretty sad Jink
<Hiroshi_Tea> my thoughts exactly
<Lor> surely there are better things you should be doing....
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> Bought her lingerie yesterday, hit 3rd base
<Someguy|work> get off IRC now if you value your relationship
<Lor> someone kick him for his own good!
* NovaBurn sets mode: +o Someguy|work
<NovaBurn> do teh honours someguy
* Someguy|work sets mode: +b *!*@45B203DA.C4AC79AA.42089EF4.IP
* Jink|Hotel|WithGF was kicked by Someguy|work (woman go!)
<Lor> haha
* NovaBurn high fives someguy
<Someguy|work> yays!

<IgnusDei> hm
<IgnusDei> i wonder how scientologists view homosexuality?
<Hablacraja> profitable

<Afoxi> omg
<Afoxi> Gblaze's nick isn't registered
<Afoxi> it is now :D
<Hyperian> lol
<Wrkncacnter> you are a bad person

<MadCatChiken> i'm gonna start modding HW2 again
<MadCatChiken> first to find a place where i can get Maya 3
<MadCatChiken>hmm
<molo> amazon.com
<MadCatChiken> well i was thinking free but i don't really want to discuss that
<molo> you already did

<nyyti> RIESS
<nyyti> http://forums.relicnews.com/showpost.php?p=2431519&postcount=219
<nyyti> stuff
<Hiroshi_Tea> gunz
<Hiroshi_Tea> hehee
* Quits: Riess|work (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Quit: argh)
<nyyti> tee hee
<nyyti> DUDE
<nyyti> WILL YOU FUCKING STOP QUITTING WHEN I POST PICS
<nyyti> !!!!
<Hiroshi_Tea> lolololololololol
<nyyti> dead to me
<nyyti> jerk

<Hyperian> http://master01.spikedhumor.com/116144/116144_epic_boobs_1.jpg
<Mirehn> we're on #homeworld, we're all on Santa's dolt list
<Chandler> OLD
<Chandler> but still awesome
<Hyperian> I KNOW YOU ARE

<BlackStar> Habla is a dwarf.
<Fedman> hi
<BlackStar> Alcohol grants him clarity.
<Fedman> shame it doesnt do that to everyone
<Xan> or does it?
<Fedman> nah it just makes them stupid
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<Fedman> case and point
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<BlackStar> Your case just tripled in credibility.

<NovaBurn> anyway books go
<Hablacraja> Pokey Little Puppy
<BlackStar> Anal Mermaids
<BlackStar> Wait, that's a movie.
<NovaBurn> good movie.
<BlackStar> Indeed.
<Hablacraja> novaburn do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ
<Hablacraja> perhaps you should read the Bible
<BlackStar> Plot Keywords:
<BlackStar> Anal Sex / Double Penetration / Fellatio / Hardcore / Oral Sex

<Afoxi> haha
<Afoxi> i logged on with BATMAN KILLS SNAPE as my MSN username and see 7 people immediately log off
<Cyberbob> XD
<Afoxi> they're logging back on one by one
<Xan> bahahah
<Cyberbob> They didn't bother to think about whether Batman is present in Harry Potter.

<Nuri_sushi> YAY! WiC closed beta finished downloading
<Nuri_sushi> now to see if its not a steaming pile of shit
<benwork> how longs that been... a week? :P
<Akranadas> lol, it's open now Nuri
<Nuri_sushi> 3 days would be more accurate
<Nuri_sushi> open? WTF!!!???

<GroundZero> cool avatar btw soul
<GroundZero> 'Teddy's gonna getcha'
<soul> heh
<soul> reki found it
<GroundZero> animated avatar though... tssk..
<GroundZero> :P
<soul> its ok
<soul> i also have a non english texted sig
<soul> but i checked with myself on both cases
<soul> and i am ok with it

<Mikk> bodybuilding is about shaping your musculature into whatever form you want it
<ionfish> you're not pulling that body-as-art bullshit are you mikk?
<Mikk> don't be ridiculous
<Mikk> ofcourse

<SquidDNA> I'd like to point out that I approved Afoxi writing the script "to kick gblaze every time he posted a link" because I had no idea he had a way to implement it.
<SquidDNA> It's like asking your five year old son what he's going to do
<SquidDNA> When he answers "Rob a bank"
<SquidDNA> You say "Ok have fun"

<Unk> extra large of course
<molo> you don't need to impress us
<treb|CBC> he uses the larger condom to carry the regular sized ones
<treb|CBC> like a purse

<Trizzdog> god my life has been boring
<Trizzdog> married, have a decent house, no sickness, family is well
<SquidDNA> YOU WERE RAPED
<SquidDNA> THAT'S NOT BORING
<Trizzdog> \o/

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