Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tiresias> so I chose to concentrate leisure time on dressing up, I wonder if I can turn my guy gay, then get excecuted for it
<Tiresias> wait no
<Tiresias> damnit
<Tiresias> I'm a woman didn't realise

<Chandler|Work> I should come out of the closet in a few hours

<Cable> i have a g string embedded in my finger

<Tiresias> I WAS STRAIGHT TILL I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER

<cfoley> only noobs use 50 ppp
<cfoley> AT LEAST I'M NOT A NOOB!!!!!!!eleven
*** cfoley was kicked from the chat room by Ap0k. (autorejoin?)
<Ap0k> I BEG TO DIFFER
<bonnet> wow p0k you just catagorically proved that cfolley was a noob
<Ap0k> I SO DID
<bonnet> nice move
<molo> yes very slick
*** cfoley joined the chat room.

<Vertigo> calicos?
<Vertigo> they are like the rainbow sherbet of cats

<BlackStar> Wasn't there a space game back in the day
<BlackStar> which had infinite space
<BlackStar> and ran on like 3kb?
<Hablacraja> starfield screensaver

<Tiresias> I remember when I put him on ignore
<Tiresias> it really bothered him
<Mnementh> how do you know it bothered him?
<Mnementh> if he was on ignore

<dreddnott> if you go back 30-40 years, Republicans were blue and Democrats were red
<dreddnott> Democrats had more control over the South as well
<GenAmonX2K> no
<Hablacraja> more time than that, due to the whole dixiecrat crossover thing
<GenAmonX2K> if you go back 30-40 years
<GenAmonX2K> Republicans were WHITE
<GenAmonX2K> and Democrats were WHITE
<dreddnott> lol
<GenAmonX2K> what country are you from

<GenAmonX2K> you slapped me with a power glove
<GenAmonX2K> I thought it was foreplay
<GenAmonX2K> err I mean
<GenAmonX2K> ...nope, not getting out of that one...damn
<BlackStar> "I sprayed you with mace!"
<BlackStar> "I thought it was foreplay."

<NovaBurn> quakecon tommorow
<NovaBurn> yay
<NovaBurn> valve is going to be there
<Corsix> to laugh at quake

<Elukka|EvE> wondered why the enemy wouldnt die
<Elukka|EvE> then i realized i forgot to shoot

<GroundZero> I didnt say that it was
<GroundZero> you are merging two sentences that are about 5 lines apart -_-
<ceejayoz> they're five lines
<ceejayoz> apart
<ceejayoz> because you type
<ceejayoz> like
<ceejayoz> this
<ceejayoz> ;p

<BlackStar> Grah
<BlackStar> I signed up for a Civ 4 BTS variant game
<BlackStar> and everyone draws a random civ out of 9
<BlackStar> I drew ethiopia
<Zepherian> research food

<Da_Fish> I had my first driving lesson today
<Da_Fish> Ran over a dog =/

<Afoxi> Excitement abounds, I almost can't wait!
<Afoxi> Relax I don't want your baby, I already hate.
<Afoxi> Though I do tend to generally kill... kill things that don't fight back, heh heh!
<Afoxi> I see this village, what does it hold? What shall I butcher them with, fire or cold?
<Afoxi> Running from me, sure, you'd think: he's a pathological bloodthirsty homocidal maniac!
<Afoxi> I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies, I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more!
<Afoxi> You see a wife? I see a widow. But what then can't you see I'd kill for?
<Afoxi> I want to incinerate, and decapitate. I want to melt.. want to melt some faces, watching the peasents.. oh, what do they call it?
<Afoxi> Ah, greive.
<Afoxi> I suppose that being Undead, there's not much to life.
<Afoxi> A soul is needed for loving.. feeling, how does this all not make me .. dah, what's that word again?
<Afoxi> Heed!
<Afoxi> You've nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
<Afoxi> With infinit glee, it's going to be me.. that slaughters the wooooorld!
<Afoxi> How could I glare into these eyes, and then not stab them? How could I stare at their loss and then not laugh?
<Afoxi> I'd cut him in half, then I'd graft his head back onto his shoulders!
<Afoxi> Or after I'd cut it, I'd make a puppet, on top of a staaaaff!!
<Afoxi> I am a Lord that is sometimes bored, I have some urges and need to fulfill them!
<Afoxi> After my mayhem I simply don't.. what's the word?
<Afoxi> Care!
<Afoxi> The stench in the air, the smell of the gore, the carnage far greater than any waaar!
<Afoxi> My legacy..
<Afoxi> death becomes..
<Afoxi> me..
<Afoxi> I'll slaughter the woooooorld.

<Laura> HI
* Laura tackles SquidDNA
* SquidDNA pins laura
<Hyperian> haha you're dead squid has tentacles
<Laura> :O
* Laura bites SquidDNA
<Hyperian> that's foreplay
<SquidDNA> rrrow
<Laura> oO
<Laura> no, that's cannibalizing
<SquidDNA> potayto potahto

<Afoxi> WHAT?
<Afoxi> YOU WANT ME TO BECOME EMO TOO?
<Hiigara> YOU ARE TURNING INTO ME
<Hiigara> STFU
<Hiigara> ...
<Afoxi> timing =P

<Black> http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/hollander/jesus-wept-large.jpg
<Black> I didn't notice that constellation
<Hablacraja> what a pussy
<Hablacraja> we all have problems
<Hablacraja> not everyone is crying about it all the time
<Hablacraja> little bitch
<SquidDNA> Why is Jesus crying at the world
<SquidDNA> Is he maybe really sad because he is about to smash into it and can't slow down?
<SquidDNA> THE FACE OF GOD is on a collision course with the Earth
<SquidDNA> We must scramble our finest astronauts to plant a nuke in the savior's nose and blast him into the holy trinity
<SquidDNA> Which will hopefully burn up harmlessly in our atmosphere
<SquidDNA> Also the title is great
<SquidDNA> JESUS WEPT LARGE
<Black> I WOULD LIKE MY JESUS WEPT SUPER SIZED PLEASE

// It's visual.

<shame> one of my earliest memories is of me pooping down through my pants into my shoe
<GenAmonX2K> that...
<Someguy|office> ok.....
<Hiroshi_Tea> ...ew
<Vaarok> IRC, where deeply hidden childhood traumas are shared publicly
<GenAmonX2K> THANK YOU FOR THAT, BmB.
<GenAmonX2K> The internet is richer with this information.

<Inq> i was in 'nam. I know my shit.
<Cable> did you kill some charlies inq?
<Inq> yeah, and i swiped his cane
<Inq> I truly am a comedy goldmine.
<Inq> Im like a hetero Wilde

<Afoxi> ok everyone, you know standard protocols, if you click you lose IQ
<Hiroshi_Tea> i juat loosed iq!
<Hiroshi_Tea> *just
<Hiroshi_Tea> *losed
<Aegelward_> lost?
<Hablacraja> apparently

<Zepherian> heh, habla thinks he's in the fabulous 4
<Hablacraja> fantastic
<Zepherian> no, you're in the drag version

<soul> i dont have a drinkin problem

<Kushan> omg
<Kushan> i haet selling stuff for high prices
<Kushan> i always feel like such an asshole ;<
<Salamander> lol
<Hablacraja> you are an asshole
<Hablacraja> don't let anyone ever discourage you from being the greatest asshole you can be
<Kushan> he even thanked me afterwards
<Kushan> now i really feel like shit :\
<Hablacraja> mutter "sucker" as he's leaving
<Kushan> HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, HABLA?
<Hablacraja> it is night.
<Salamander> lol