Relic Community Quotes Database

<madz> danga when you were a kid was your brain replaced by a huge black mans penis?

<pH14> well fuck me blind and tickle me pink
<ChromeCata> wow ph, I love that, LOL
<skibb> i dunno about you guys
<skibb> but i got a tremendous woody right now
<Tiresias> it's not hard
<Tiresias> and I'm like YES YES YES
<TLG> it's his first time.
<Jedi_Spunk> not as excited about it as TLG

<pike|nothere> i'm 6"1 and weigh 165. dmille is a lard ass :
<dmille> pike swims. he's therefore pathetic

<BeastMS> my dots are better then your dots.
<sidewinder> my dots wtfpwn your feeble attempts
<Shoe> For the low price of only 5 installments of $5.99, you too can have a video describing the secrets of the ancient dot masters, increasing your dot numbers to levels beyond comprehension

<Caesar> I disagree with Positivism
<Hiigara> positivism sucks

<Horizon> and I wipped out my cock, and said "EVERYBODUY GET DOWN!!!"

<soul> wondered why i didnt look at a chic who walked by in a thong

<Zepherian> a guy has one little affair with a dead possum and suddenly he is branded
<Zepherian> IT IS NOT FAIR.

<Jixn> do u think I would be here if I had a GF?
<Kalessin> yes
<Jixn> yeah I prolly would =[

<Zepherian> I come as a 7.5 on the penismeter
<Squid> Keep in mind folks the Europeans use metric measurements

<ChromeCata> I refuse to go down without a fight :P
* ChromeCata is now known as Chromecream

<Dimension> you don't need a hairdresser to interact with other people's pants

<soul> i was wtf..
<soul> then i passed out in the living room
<soul> then i bowed to the white porcelain god for the next 4 hrs

<Martian> having huge breasts can be a medical issue! but you dont get to link them, either
<Chrome> I'm not.

<blu> that sounds like a euphamism...
<blu> bashing my alexg
<sbs> i bash my AlexG until HW spurts all over my screen
<blu> stroke that Ion Cannon Frigate SBS

<frst> eT
<frst> join me on a bed of roses

<Chechen> what's a duck?

<Retro> Fill in the blank: Giving psygunner modugabator status is like...
<deadguy> snagging your nutsack on a chainlink fence

<Unkn0wn> i quite like it rough to be honest
<Tiresias> that is a fetish so obscure i suspect it doesn't exist
<Dimension> every fetish exists in Japan.

<obithrawn> ic has FEMALES?
<[relic]remnant> yea, youll finally get to see what one looks like obi

<eTombotron> i don't want to be an asshole

<Jixn> I don't think I've ever said this to anyone in here before.. but you guys are a bunch of bastards

<[relic]remnant|working> i dunno if i really wanna open a box full of testicles

<Chechen|gangsta> i love your body
<Chechen|gangsta> especially those tight abs
* [relic]remnant|working slaps Chechen with a big box of right testicles

<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here
<SquidDNA> What's going on here eT
<eTombotron> i'm not sure