Relic Community Quotes Database

<Zepherian> I'm so lazy I probably don't create enough kinetic energy for a seiko
<Zepherian> :S
<Chrome> hahaha Zeph
<Zepherian> don't laugh, this is a grave personal tragedy

//on the matter of wristwatches...//

<molo> did he work nanotech into the conversation somehow
<SquidDNA> No, he had two career changes since then
<SquidDNA> He is now taking flight lessons or something
<molo> oh christ
<molo> we don't need more assholes in this industry
<SquidDNA> And only dating teenage girls FROM africa who can dual wield
<SquidDNA> Doesn't matter what they wield, mind

<Riess> p.s. I personally blame Evangelion for half the internet emo nerds in existence
<GenAmonX2K> I blame Eva for the OTHER half
<GenAmonX2K> so it works out
<Riess> cool

* WebUser783 (97d5fce2@hwc-73364491.com) has joined #homeworld
<Kushan> HI WEBUSER783
<Kushan> DO YOU WANT TO CYBER WITH ME?
<&SquidDNA> WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
<Haborym> asl
<Tiresias> IT'S A TRAP
<Hiigara> mmm
<&SquidDNA> THE PROPHEECIES FORETOLD YOUR ARRIVAL
<Hiigara> fresh ass
<Hiroshi_Tea> yay!
<WebUser783> right on
<Tiresias> wow I think I succeeded in infecting you all with teh gay
<Kushan> all part of your gay agenda
* WebUser783 (97d5fce2@hwc-73364491.com) Quit (Client exited)
<Kushan> wtf tir your gayness scared him away ;[[[
<Hiroshi_Tea> should has asked him to bend over first
<Tiresias> MY GAYNESS
<Tiresias> [03:10] <Kushan> HI WEBUSER783
<Tiresias> [03:10] <Kushan> DO YOU WANT TO CYBER WITH ME?
<Tiresias> [03:11] <Hiigara> fresh ass
<Kushan> damn gays

<SquidDNA> I'm calling attention to the fact that there's really nothing funny or clever about replacing parts of company's names with other symbols or words which you think better describe them
<Haborym> MOAR LIEK
<Haborym> SQUIDPMS

<Riess> hm, I should do something to prevent starving over the weekend
* Riess is now known as RiessOut
<Krautmension> haha
<SquidDNA> To that end Riess I am going to the post office
* SquidDNA is now known as Squid|PO
<Krautmension> adn I'm going to organize wood and screws and a powerdrill
* Krautmension is now known as Dimoff
<RiessOut> POWERKRAUT
<Squid|PO> Alright
<Squid|PO> Meet back here in one hour
<Squid|PO> Synchronize watches!
* Squid|PO changes topic to 'MONTAAAAAGE!'

<a1> system e-penis time is inaccurate at measuring system uptime, as it does not account for states of shrinkage

<Kushan> only stupid people ask stupid questions imo

* Lee-C has joined #dow_community
<Lee-C> Anyone to play?
<Weavern> on gamespy?
<Lee-C> Dawn of War on gímespy?
<Lee-C> it works?
<Weavern> yes it does
<Weavern> what do you think everyone else uses?
<Lee-C> Direct connect
<Lee-C> Hmm
<Weavern> why cant you connect to gamespy?
<Lee-C> No the problem is, I can not make the DoW on games list on gamespy
<Lee-C> how can i?
<Weavern> what are you talking about
<Lee-C> can you help me?
<Lee-C> GameSpy
<Weavern> you click host game and it shows up on the games list
<Lee-C> Not supported game
<Lee-C> Dawn of War
<Weavern> umm it supported
<Lee-C> Hm
<Lee-C> OK
<Lee-C> i gonna to install it
<Slow|sewing> o.O
<Slow|sewing> install what?
* Slow|sewing is now known as Slow_Runner
<Slow_Runner> you don't have to install anything other than DoW to play it on GameSpy
<Weavern> you load up dawn of war
<Weavern> you click multiplayer
<Weavern> and you click the online
<Lee-C> Gamespy you
<Lee-C> Yes?
<Lee-C> Hm
<Slow_Runner> o.O
<Slow_Runner> O.o
<Lee-C> So i gonna to game, wanna play on line and the game lead me to gamespy list?
<Weavern> where did you get your copy anyway
<Lee-C> so i have to load up DoW into Gamespy's game list
<Weavern> no
<Weavern> you start dawn of war, you click multiplayer and you click online
<Lee-C> Just simple start Dow and gone to Multy
<Lee-C> thx
<Lee-C> it is lot of help
<Lee-C> thx
<Slow_Runner> np

// I can has gamespy pls?

<Tiresias> something just came into my head
<Tiresias> right first contact between humans and aliens
<Tiresias> grey alien sorts come out of spacecraft with big heads, eyes nose but no mouth
<Pijama|BloodyCold> ok, develop
<Aegelward> first contact quickly becomes last contact
<a1> the question is
<a1> can we fuck it?
<Gorb> Been trying for a coupla hours now

// OOC theatre!

<@Trizzdog> oh sweet jesus, now a giant bat, a naked mole dog, a ratman, and a giant are chasing me down
<@Trizzdog> fuck fuck fuck
<@Hand> trizz, acid is bad

<SquidDNA> That really is just an amazing video
<Caesar> Code, if you want a long one, check your spam filter
<Code> i dont care about length as much as width caes
<Alliance> meh, I cant use it anyway. well I can, if I want 3 months in prison.
<Laura> seconded

<//> OOC! OOC! //

<RiessLinez> bbl, art
<Hablacraja> brb, I ha-- just kidding. I'm here always.

<Afoxi> Once old master eat mushrooms that give him gas so bad it kills entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin stick his head in water bucket, that be the only reason Deekin alive today.
<RaptorFOOD> Yeah, those cave 'shrooms are a killer
<Jianaran> ... Another moment of brilliance from Adoxi
<Jianaran> *aFOCX
<Jianaran> DAMMIT
<Jianaran> */Afosi
<Jianaran> SHIT
<Jianaran> *afoxi
* Jianaran needs to go to sleep
<RaptorFOOD> looks like you've tried a mushroom too many

<Riess> "Welcome to our newest member, cheap_viagra"
<Riess> gee I wonder if that may be a spambot
<ionfish> let's not wait around and find out

<Tails> ugh
<Tails> ive never had to hide from a girl before =/
<Caylin> Tails: why did you have to hide
<Tails> im not hiding so much as Im avoiding talking to her
<Tails> but with her persistence, 'hiding' just may be the appropriate word
<Pijama> meh, just tell us what you said
<Trinity> telling her it was 8 inches is not a huge lie
<Caylin> lol what did you tell her?
<Pijama> lol
<Caylin> "I'm hiv negative?"
<Pijama> haha
<Trinity> I've had a vasectomy?
<Caylin> I'm not your brother?
<Pijama> ROFL
<Tails> you guys are awesome :)
<Trinity> I never slept with your sister?
<Pijama> XD
<Caylin> Thanks tails
<Pijama> tails, come on
<Trinity> men don't interest me?
<Tails> wow trinity is on a roll here
<Caylin> we are just gonna keep guessing
<Pijama> she is right
<Kushan> rofl
<Kushan> i love this channel :P
<Trinity> I'll marry you if we have sex?

<Sev> question has an unhealthy fascination of anime girls
<Emberstrife> that's healthy
<Emberstrife> crossdressing into them is not

<Jink|Sleep> lol your a fucking tard for using vista black
<Jink|Sleep> ...aannnddd he isn't here
<Kap> <crickets>
<Trinity> sure...vista black don't work!
<Trinity> insert racial joke in poor taste
<Trinity> more crickets
<Kap> <more crickets>
* Squid|seminar has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Trinity> too many <crickets> I guess

<Salamander> you raised a level 100 gengar?
<Salamander> lol your nuts
<Cable> I had about 30 pokemon that were lvl100
<Cable> :\
<SquidDNA> You pitiful sonofabitch

<pH14> what are the portal colours
<pH14> red and green?
<Mnementh> orange and blue
<pH14> orange is in, blue is out?
<Mnementh> they are full duplex
<pH14> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
<Mnementh> they can transport cake both ways

<Hiroshi_tea> he made Hiro mad
<Jianaran> Hiro makes Jianaran mad.
<Jianaran> Why the third-person?
<Hiroshi_tea> but hiro loves jianaran
<Hiroshi_tea> no reason
<Shin> Shin thinks this conversation is daft
<Jianaran> Jianaran wonders where all the "/me"s are
<Emberstrife> Emberstrife thinks hiroshi and jianaran should have some buttsechs and make up.
<Gblazen> Gblazen should've seen this coming loll
<Jianaran> Jianaran thinks that Ember is just desperate for buttsecks
<@Dimension> wtf

<Vertigo> [14:25] Emberstrife: GAYS ARE EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN CHILDREN
<Vertigo> there
<Vertigo> makiing it worse
<pH14> kushan is from iran, there are no persian gays
<pH14> but apparently, there are alot of persian communists
<Shoe> BOnus points vertigo.
<Vertigo> how's that for a topic?
<Vertigo> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
<Vertigo> and the pedos are like: WE ARE!

<[Vertigo]> I think my love of the mammary goes back to my childhood when my mother used to tease me whilst breast feeding me

<GenAmonX2> so is this "Hate on Habla day"?
<Hablacraja> every day is hate on habla day
<sidewinder> every day is hate on habla day

<GenAmonX2> Trinity, I have half a mind to e-mail whoever's in charge of the canadian air traffic control
<GenAmonX2> and tell them you're abusing their bandwidth
<IcecreamLtDan> Don't make me kick you both out of the sand box
<GenAmonX2> just so you'll STOP FUCKING LINKING TO NATURE PICTURES
<pH14> [22:38] <GenAmonX2> Trinity, I have half a mind.
<Trinity> I am in Charge of Canadian Air Traffic Control
<Trinity> give me a call sometime