Relic Community Quotes Database

<Kap> the freak was banned within a day for another post in the Outfit section (that I proudly reported)
<Riess> I did that too?
<Riess> !
<Riess> !
<Riess> but I'm sure my report was funnier.
<Riess> let us check on that.
<Kap> hmm
<nyyTV> :O
<Riess> Kapyrna has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> I'd like to report this person for trolling, insensitivity, and general ass-hattery.
<Kap> that was me
<Riess> NOW.
<Riess> Riess has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> Fucknoodles.
<Kap> hahahahahahahahahaha
<Kap> you win
<Riess> told you :D
<Elukka> :D
<nyyTV> :)

<Dyntheos> I take off my robe and wizrd hat
<Dyntheos> crap
<Dyntheos> that was supposed be only to chrome
<bonnet> ciber much?

<molo> lol bourne supremacy
<molo> i mean ultimatum
<molo> whatever
<molo> silly names
<Starfisher> just name them by their plot
<Starfisher> "Bourne kills people while amnesiac"
<Starfisher> "Bourne kills people while slightly less amensiac"
<Starfisher> "Bourne doesn't sleep"

<Tiresias> somehow in my head slow runner and old painless had merged into one entity
<Tiresias> it only occurs to me now that you two are different people
<Tiresias> 0_o
<Old_Painless> wow
<Slow_Runner> o.O
<Slow_Runner> O.o
<Ragnarok> lol
<Old_Painless> i guess the name should really be the clue
<Tiresias>
<Ragnarok> hahaha
<Slow_Runner> right, so, you were witnessing a discussion-like monologue there, and it took you what, 5 minutes to realize that was not the case?
<Tiresias> you have similar style of name
<Old_Painless> and if i was as good at DOW as Slow_runner i wouldn't mind tbh
<Tiresias> no
<Tiresias> that's what made me realise
<Tiresias> wait a minute
<Old_Painless> quote
<Tiresias>
<Old_Painless> somebody for the love of god, do it
<Slow_Runner> oh take your time
<Slow_Runner> you clearly need it ;[

<Shoe> i entered a fetus holding a gun into the tacky ornament contest too
<Vertigo> whaT?
<Shoe> i lost to a flamingo
<Vertigo> WHAT?!
<Shoe> yeah i know! that's what i said

<pH14> anyone about to tf2?
<@IcecreamLtDan> I was about to tinkle
<pH14> then tf2?
<pH14> post tinklage?
<@IcecreamLtDan> no, sorry
<Hiigara> lame.
<pH14> tease

<Trinity> how do you expect to have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
* Unk eats Trinity's meat
<Unk> wait...
<Unk> damn!

<Hiigara> Hiigara goes for girls, not 40 year old men online.

<Dyntheos> HELLO
* Dyntheos is now known as Dyn|Warcraft
<Dyn|Warcraft> I r being warcrafting most of the day if not all of it
<Dyn|Warcraft> but I'll leave myself in here if you need to contact me
<Dyn|Warcraft> that's more at soul :p
<Dyn|Warcraft> ANYWAY CONVERSATION IS PUMPING IN HERE
* Dyn|Warcraft is gonna dance now
<Dyn|Warcraft> \o
<Dyn|Warcraft> o/
<Dyn|Warcraft> o//
<Dyn|Warcraft> \\o
<Dyn|Warcraft> ~\o
<Dyn|Warcraft> o/~
<Dyn|Warcraft> \o/
<Dyn|Warcraft> _o_
<Dyn|Warcraft> ~o~

<Jink|YayObama> Oh fuck
<Jink|YayObama> I just dragged C:/Windows into D:/
<Jink|YayObama> ;_;

[20:23] <fneep|Away> Woo. Opera works again.
[20:23] <fneep|Away> After I removed the http://* url filter that is

<celtti> so, yeah
<celtti> difference between Finland and Australia
<celtti> exhibit A
<Weavern> finland has snow
<celtti> in Finland, underage girls ask Celtti out
<Weavern> australia has heat
<celtti> in Australia, Celtti asks underaged girls out
<celtti> I mean for fuck's sake, they look so old
<Weavern> jail for celtti
<celtti> yeah well, I got onto her in time
<celtti> uh
<celtti> not like that
<Weavern> oh really
<celtti> gah, mouth, meet foot, foot, meet mouth
<celtti> shut up weavern
<celtti> :(
<Weavern> i dont have to say anything

<Riess> there is fucking in upper austria
<Moe> *a *Fucking
<Riess> yeah, that
<Riess> It is located 32 km north of Salzburg and 4 km east of the border with Germany, half an hour's ride from Petting in Bavaria.
<Moe> ahahahahaha
<Riess> that's just a few minutes from Petting to Fucking in a car!
<Moe> you should totally take that trip
<Worf> ok, I might have confused those
<Worf> looks like Kissing is in the vincinity as well
<Riess> that's cool
<Moe> so you can do the Kissing->Petting-Fucking tour then
<Moe> I'd say let's do that, but that'd probably be pretty damn gay.

<Kap> Hillary?
<Tefeari> Hillary is going to win :P
<Kap> Hillary is hillarity.
<Vaarok> God I hope not
<Vaarok> She fucked over my state
<Vaarok> I can only dread what she'd do to the country
<Kap> If Hillary wins, I will be paying Vaar a short visit to collect something lethal.
<Hiigara> if Hillary wins, I will move to Australia.
<Vaarok> I'll be passing them out like the free healthcare will be passing out prescriptions

<Hangfire> hmmm
<Hangfire> has the forum ever had a circumcision thread?
<Hand> we did, but it was cut short
<Hangfire> bdum tish

<Zepherian> I've worked for siemens
<Zepherian> it's a chicken shack operation
<Colonel[AFK]> no you worked for semen
<Colonel[AFK]> as a pay check
<Colonel[AFK]> oooooh BURNED
<Zepherian> oh ffs
<Colonel[AFK]> score one for colonel :P
* Zepherian sets mode: +b *!*fdfdfdfdf@*.ipt.aol.com
* Colonel[AFK] was kicked by Zepherian (take 5 mins to reflect on the foundations of comedy)

<Jinkguns> No when we were dating I was going to regularly visit her
<pH14> it is really sad when Zeph wants to live vicariously through Jinks
<pH14> ;[
<Jinkguns> the restraining order keeps me 100 miles away from her. :/
<Zepherian> yes ph
<Caesar> HAHAHA
<Zepherian> i realise the error of my ways now
<Zepherian> ok, back to car
<Starfisher> <Jinkguns> the restraining order keeps me 100 miles away from her. :/
<pH14> american cars are good
<Starfisher> !?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!
<Starfisher> !?1/1/!?1?1/1?!!?
<pH14> !,!,!,!,!,
<Jinkguns> ONE DEAD CAT, IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT OKAY
<Chrome> wtf jinks
<Zepherian> wait wait wait
<Starfisher> story
* Waffles|Dragla declares Starfisher as the winners
<Starfisher> STORY
<Chrome> you sure it was an accident? >_>
<Starfisher> STORY
<Zepherian> waaaaa?
<Shoe> oh god
<Jinkguns> WE BROKE UP AND I PULLED OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY FAST
* Shoe ejects
<Zepherian> ok, spill the beans jinks
* Shoe is now known as Shoe|Boxed
<Riess> another epic #homeworld moment
<Zepherian> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Zepherian> YOU KILLED HER CAT?!
<Code> LOL
<Waffles|Dragla> lol
<Unk> ahahaha
<Jinkguns> ON ACCIDENT, 5 minutes after we broke up
<Waffles|Dragla> ... Thats sadish
<Code> i shouldnt laugh
<Code> but thats ......lol
<Starfisher> are you that guy from the office?
<Chrome> hahaha 5 minutes after you broke up=NO ACCIDENT
<Chrome> stop denying it already
<Starfisher> he's dwayne
<Zepherian> YOU KILLED KITTY?
<Zepherian> YOU BASTARD!
<Zepherian> :p
<Starfisher> that resulted in a restraining order

[15:52] <Hand> I've been organising a date
[15:52] <Mirehn> most women hate that shit dude
[15:52] <Hand> involving an art museum, dinner and coffee
[15:53] <Mirehn> except the one's who want to baby you, and those you need to stay away from
[15:53] <Mirehn> that sounds like a nice date Hand
[15:53] <Mirehn> gl mate
[15:55] <Jinkguns> God speed Hand.
[15:56] <Jinkguns> Hopefully you'll change your nick to Vagina
[15:56] <Mirehn> rofl
[15:56] <Mirehn> Jinks wins that one
[15:57] <Mirehn> though it took him 3 minutes to come up with
[15:57] <Mirehn> :D
[15:57] <Jinkguns> :P
[15:57] <Hand> and I still don't get it
[15:57] <Jinkguns> lol fail
[15:57] <Hand> wait
[15:57] <Hand> I just got it

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<Martian> msg nickop identify voetbal
<Martian> wah
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<Elukka|MB> hahaaa

<Alliance> dont be going around calling mods nazis, they dont like it
<Kushan|> a lot of people don't like to hear the truth
<Alliance> anyway, why would you call them nazis?
<Kushan|> the nazis slaughtered innocents by the thousands
<Kushan|> the mods suspended me for posting hires tubgirl pics
<Kushan|> it is an accurate analogy imo

<eTombotron> i no longer have to suffer mountains of anxiety
<Zepherian> you got castrated?
<eTombotron> i got into northwestern law school
<Zepherian> my condolences
<eTombotron> it is not the beginning of a life of suffering
<eTombotron> i suffer no matter what i do in life
<eTombotron> probably won't suffer more as a lawyer
<Zepherian> you're so green to life
<Zepherian> so so green

<Vertigo> so I got kicked off a my little pony forum: http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/
<ExplodingPope> wait
<ExplodingPope> they have forums for My Little Pony?!
<Vertigo> yes
<Vertigo> where have you been?
<Vertigo> just like rule 34 there is one like it for forums
<ExplodingPope> god DAMN
<ExplodingPope> that'd be an allegory then I guess
<ExplodingPope> Rule 34.1

<hiro> if tiresias was wearing a swarmer costume, i'd do him
<Jianaran> ...
<hiro> errr...
<hiro> hypothetically
<Jianaran> hiro...
<Weavern> well tiresias you know what your new halloween costume is

<DrFurious> is murph like a mythical figure to all the newbies now
<DrFurious> cuz i actually thought he was ok
<DrFurious> but it amuses me that you all get upset when i call him a fag
<molo> don't you call everybody a fag
<DrFurious> yeah
<ExplodingPope> I only know he was a legend who could do no wrong
<molo> see
<ExplodingPope> and that he died in a drunk driving crash, is that correct?
<molo> they don't know murph
<molo> but they also don't know you
<molo> hhahahaha
<molo> THAT IS NOT CORRECT
<molo> AT ALL
<NovaBurn> FAIL
<Hiigara> WTF POPE
<Hiigara> TOTAL FAILURE
<DrFurious> he got hit by a train
<ExplodingPope> WTF
<DrFurious> (cuz he couldn't hear it)
<molo> haahhah
<ExplodingPope> wha?
<DrFurious> (lol)
<NovaBurn> hahaha
<NovaBurn> thats funny. murph would lol at that
<ExplodingPope> OK that is far less innocent than what I envisioned
<ExplodingPope> seriously? a fucking TRAIN?
<molo> no
<molo> it was one of those rubber-tire airport ones
<molo> that are like buses on tracks
<molo> you know
<molo> people-movers
<Kap> are we all riding the same bus to hell or are we taking separate cars?
<DrFurious> they honked their horn what more do you expect
<DrFurious> swerving isn't an option people

<Riess|work> Squid do you think I should buy a Cintiq
<Afoxi> zomg
<Afoxi> can you afford one?
<Afoxi> err
<Afoxi> are you able to afford one?
<SquidDNA> Riess I think you should use a Cintiq with profits from our comic
<SquidDNA> I CANNOT FUCKING PUT SENTENCES TOGETHER LATELY
<SquidDNA> Riess I think you should buy a Cintiq with profits from our comic
<Afoxi> odd, because i'm making alot more typos than usual lately.
<Riess|work> Squid I want one before 2037
<SquidDNA> Riess I think you should use profits profits from our comic to buy a Cintiq
<SquidDNA> profits profits
<SquidDNA> (sigh)
<SquidDNA> profitzzzz