Relic Community Quotes Database

<Black> .Who wants to play sins?
* pH14 throws a coconut cream pie into Black's face
<Black> pH
<Black> is that a yes fag?
<pH14> what is sins
<Dyntheos> something god made up
<Kushan> that asshole

<Aegelward> it'll be more awesome than a naked pope on a pogostick running amok in a nunnery
<Kap> um what?
<Hand> wouldn't he be bouncing amok?
<Aegelward> possibly true

<Gorb> The proper pink shiny Vista install DVD
<treb> your vista cd is pink?
<Druidika> there are vista cds?

<Hiigara> seagate is hot and loud
<NovaBurn> so is your mouth

<Harm|food> why? Are you a virgin?
<Code> oh hell no, all my holes have been rammed and ive rammed others!
<Code> :D

<Hyperian> email that will trigger national intelligence
<Hyperian> "dear suzy, summer camp sucks! i am stuck in a cabin with 72 virgins. it's like ground zero for boredom here!
<Hyperian> thank god for my iPod.
<Hyperian> I have all my fav bands in there: anthrax, biohazard, poison, slayer, megadeath, suicidal tendencies.
<Hyperian> also, some girls stole my bottle of "explosive" brand hair gel, and when i found out my explosive gel was missin, i blew up! someone said i look like Ugy Betty, which sucks because i hate America... Ferrarra. well, i need some toiletreies, so i'm gonna hit target before i crash. see u the next life!"

<Salamander> damn
<Salamander> I have a very long scratch down my leg
<Salamander> bloody ferrets
<Salamander> it hurts like hell
<Obtuse> stop putting ferrets down your trousers?
<Tiresias> that would seem the obvious solution but not the best one

<Kap> dorf?
<SquidDNA> dorf, oh, this is #art
<SquidDNA> :(
<Kap> NO
<Kap> THIS
<Kap> IS
* Kap (477903c0@hwc-73364491.com) Quit (Client exited)
<@Chrome> LOL
* Kap (477903c0@hwc-73364491.com) has joined #art
<Kap> oh ffs
<SquidDNA> hahahah

<celtti> ALRIGHT
<celtti> LET'S DO THIS THANG
<=-=> celtti is now known as celtti|rausraus
<Hirmetrium> LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

<Zepherian> Let's be rational about this

<Lor> i am not a respectable man

<SquidDNA> I can't run for public office
<SquidDNA> too many sex scandals
<Voidzzz> starting with my grandma

<Zepherian> http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/03/solar-company-s.html
<Zepherian> wooooo
<Zepherian> wonder how long it will take them to legalise that...
<Squid|DNA> in before conspiracy
<Squid|DNA> DAMNIT
* deadguy|work tips
<Squid|DNA> FUCK
<Beast> HAHAHAHAHHAHA
<Zepherian> pudgy fingers squid
<Zepherian> you are no match for my conspiracy fu
* Zepherian assumes the magpie position

<Ultimatum> Hay Rag
<Ragnarok> hello
<Elukka> thats just the greetbot you're talking to
* Ap0k is now known as Away|p0k
<Ragnarok> oh
<Ultimatum> greetbot
<Ultimatum> me#
<Ultimatum> nah
<Ultimatum> besides who wrote this greetbot then?
<Hand> I thought I was the greetbot
<treb|SH3> you have been usurped
<Hand> horseshit
* Giant_Moth (weeh@hwc-7C98BBAA.swipnet.se) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Elukka> you're the forum greetbot
<RaptorShadow> Hand's the #homeworld hatebot
<Elukka> no
<Elukka> that would be habla
<RaptorShadow> in my experience, they take turns
<Ultimatum> on a weekly basis
<Hand> I'm never hateful you ugly shitbastard
<Hand> don't quote me on that

<Tails> shhhhhh
<Tails> im a double agent
<Tails> im planning to report back to zeph
<Tails> once ive inflirtrated their top secret files
<Salamander> lol
<IcecreamLtDan> Do you swallow?
<Salamander> ...
<pH14> i once tried to inflirtrate a hot waitress
<pH14> she asked if i wanted fries with that
<pH14> we were soul mates
<pH14> =[
<IcecreamLtDan> you mated with soul?
<RaptorShadow> ..isn't that like a form of masturbation?
<Kap> what the fuck?
<Zepherian> ewww
<Zepherian> ghastly conversation
*** Kap is now known as afKap
<afKap> yeah, nevermind

<WebUser049> I'VE GOT IT
<WebUser049> YOU NEED THE LOGARITHMIC SPIRAL TO SOLVE THE GOAT PUZZLE

<Hiigara-FX> fuck it
<Hiigara-FX> I'm getting klite again
<Hiigara-FX> not that I watch anime
<Hyperian> klite is good
<SquidDNA> LOL WAREZ
<SquidDNA> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
<Hyperian> LOL PORN
<Hyperian> EVERYTHING TO SEE THERE
<Hiigara-FX> 6 videos at once to check for errors after I re-encode them = FUCKING SLOW with cccp
<Hyperian> porn videos have very wide ranging formats
<Hyperian> which is why i chose k-lite
<SquidDNA> Okay now really man
<Hyperian> stop watching 6 porn vids at the same time
<SquidDNA> How can you steal porn
<Hyperian> even i dont do that
<Hiigara-FX> because one at once isn't good enough
<Hiigara-FX> oh lawd that was bad
<Hyperian> it doesnt get hiig that high anymore
<Hyperian> watching just one vid
<Hiigara-FX> :/
<Nibsy> why the fuck would you watch SIX PORNOS AT ONCE?
<Hiigara-FX> same reason you would fuck 6 girls at once....?
<SquidDNA> talk about people working hard for their money and you really needing to support the artists
<SquidDNA> if you think about it stealing porn is pretty fucking low

<SquidDNA> There is a steel alloy engineered to corrode very quickly while not flaking
<SquidDNA> The corrosion forms a protective layer for the rest of the steel
<SquidDNA> That relatively instant degradative barrier forming reaction describes exactly my reaction to the trailer for Bicentennial man

<pH14> how do i put ppl on ignore again?
<pH14> >:{
<Hand> Alt + F4
* pH14 has quit IRC (Quit: "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." --Confucious)
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<pH14> YOU LIAER
<Hand> hahahahahaha

* pH14 Listens to: MIKA - Lollipop :: 03:05mins :: 320Kbps ::
<Hyperian> wtf's with all these songs
<pH14> Suck my lollipop hyp
<pH14> SUCK IT GOOD
<Hiigara> shouldn't you be listenting to milkshake dolt
<Hyperian> haha
<Hyperian> pretty sure he has that song
* pH14 Listens to: Kelis - Milk Shake :: 03:07mins :: 192Kbps ::
<Hyperian> HA
<pH14> NO I DONT
<pH14> U LIE
<pH14> I DONT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED
<Hiigara> next thing you know he'll be listening to Girlfriend by avril

<Elukka> hey you get experience for having sex
<celtti> duh?
* celtti is now known as celtti|afk
<SquidDNA> ..
<Afoxi> ..........
<Afoxi> no comment

<Kushan> there are black people driving all over the place
<Kushan> and they pull over the white guy!
<Kushan> what is the world ocming to :(

<deadguy> WOOO I'M JESUS

<hiro> i hate botany
<hiro> all the drawings of roots look like penises
<Tiresias> yay penis!

<Elukka> silly commercials
<Elukka> that colgate one had "fresh" 11 times
<Elukka> i dont want CRYSTALS EXPLODING in my mouth
<Elukka> it sounds painful
<Riess> WE'LL WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTALS
<Riess> FRESH ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH? HUH?
<Elukka> exploding crystals
<Riess> I think it's because they want to tell you how AWESOME dental hygiene can be
<Elukka> i'll pass
<Elukka> :D
<Riess> SHIT LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CRYSTALS EXPLODING ON YOUR TEETH, IT'S EXTREEEME
<Riess> and you're like GOD YEAH THIS IS EXCITING
<Riess> and then the toothpaste EXPLODES in your mouth and your face SPLATTERS across the bathroom and you'll be like YEAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAHHH