Relic Community Quotes Database

<NeCoHo> where is the tyranny when you need it?
* deadguy|incinerating sets ban on *!*NeCoHo@*.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
<deadguy|incinerating> right here baby

<BmB> I'm not really trying or anything, I just throw shit into the air hoping to strike gold
<deadguy|work> >(
<Heretic> I think your striking deadies nerves
<BmB> when I say that aloud the analogy doesn't seem quite so sensible as it would
<Afoxi> incidentally, #hw has golden ceiling fans...

<Kushan> gta is awesome
<Kushan> i get to live out all my fantasies
<Kushan> i saw a prius drive by
<Kushan> i shot it
<Kushan> for being a prius
<Kushan> you can't imagine how often i want to do that irl ;,<
<Ragnarok> haha
<Psyco> you didn't blow it up?
<Kushan> why would i want to do that?
<Kushan> what do you think i am, a monster?
<Ragnarok> rofl
<Beast> lol

* Fridge-Man insults Hand.
* Fridge-Man insults Hand's intelligence.
* Fridge-Man insults Hand's art skills.

<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid> people have to much time on their hands.... and voila.. you have youtube
<Martian> <GuaRR|WoW|Raid>
<Martian> WoW|Raid
<Martian> THE IRONY

<Beast> I forget.
<Beast> but when is the Large Hadron Collider supose to fire up?
<Chrysophylax> HARDONS
<Fedman> ...thanks for that mental image, jack ass
<Beast> lol
<Chrysophylax> bunch of pussies here tonight I see
<Beast> but yeh Im wondering.
<Grim_Heaper> I had a LARGE HARDON when I COLLIDED with the hot librarian chick earlier.
<Beast> .
<Chrysophylax> lol
<Chrysophylax> that's the spirit

<Afoxi> Sine!
<Afoxi> Cosine!
<Afoxi> TANGENT!
*** Afoxi is now known as Grim_Heaper
<Elukka> aaaaaaaaaa maths
<Kap> no goats
<Kap> no
<Elukka> no
<Grim_Heaper> I like how changing my nick inspires fear into people in irc

<Afoxi> hmmm
<Afoxi> if i change my nick to pinata
<Afoxi> and get kicked enough times
<Afoxi> will i explode in a shower of candy?

<Hand> well the Indiana Jones reviews are coming in
<Nova|laptop> ive heard that it sucked
<Nova|laptop> is what the reviews are saying
<SquidDNA> "I've heard that it sucked!" -- The New York Times

<Ulti> How do I register my nickname on here?
<danger> ulti alt+f4
<Ulti> Nice try
<Hyperian> ulti: /server register help
* Ulti has quit IRC (Quit: )

<danger> sounds like having sex with a corpse
<danger> not that i've done it
<danger> more then a few times

<Magus|Screen> Hyperian2: In Japanese society, in regards to sex, there's one partner who's completely submissive.
<Magus|Screen> Just to the point where they lie there and don't move or make noise.
<Hyperian2> lol
<deadguy|work> I think that's just your technique

<SquidDNA> also did you know this, it's hilarious, molo is apparently slang for 'penis' in some languages and dialects
<SquidDNA> awesome, right?
<SquidDNA> I wonder if he knows that
<molo> wait whoa WHAT
<molo> stop the presses
<molo> what language
<SquidDNA> FORTRAN

* Pleiades wonders why there are a lot of helicopters overhead atm
<molo> are they black?
<ZellCrab> Are YOU black?
<molo> hahahaha
<molo> both valid questions re: helicopters

<Grim_Heaper> [11:06] <hiro> i have massive strong <insert imagination here>

<UberJumper> la la la
<NovaBurn> uber knows things
<NovaBurn> i sense scheming
<SquidDNA> ???
<deadguy> heh
<deadguy> he's totally got that little-girl-twisting-her-hair-because-she's-oh-so-innocent-and-don't-you-know-it look going on
<NovaBurn> indeed.
<SquidDNA> Why do you think this
<SquidDNA> He just came in and said la la la
<NovaBurn> exactly.
<deadguy> that's just uber's way of not blabbing his latest scoop
<deadguy> because he likes seeing us squirm
<SquidDNA> I thought he was testing his connection :/
<molo> yes
<molo> his connection to our SOULS

<Chrysophylax> I NEED YOUR HELP
<deadguy> you do?
<Chrysophylax> yes
<deadguy> is there a priest pursuing you?
<deadguy> priest*
<Chrysophylax> he wants to touch me in innapropriate places
<Chrysophylax> :(
<Chrysophylax> halp
<deadguy> because their vision is motion based
<deadguy> stay very still
<Chrysophylax> also I'll age a little bit and they'll lose interest

<Elukka-> i have a lizard
<Elukka-> how is that an obsession
<ZellFish-> you own one.
<ZellFish-> obv.
<Elukka»> does having a cat make you cat obsessive then?
<ZellFish-> yes
<ZellFish-> infact, I have four.
<ZellFish-> :|
<Salamander»> Zell
<Salamander> - I have a lizard and a python
<Salamander-> What does that make me?
<ZellFish-> A furry.
<ZellFish-> You sick fuck.

<SquidDNA> Koreans can teleport up to 10 miles once per day

<Caesar> I'm not innovative enough for gaming

<Hand> who do you think you are, God or something?
<*LoCo> changes nick to G0D
<G0D> Yes.
<Hand> ah, but your name has a zero on it, and God wouldn't stoop to that stupid leetspeak shit.
<G0D> IT IS NOT A ZERO IN THE FONT I USE.

<Elukka> 5:47 <Kap> unfortunately I dislike the smell of midsections
<Elukka> 5:47 <Kap> either that or I have horrible luck with getting unclean female
<Kap> quiet fool
<Kap> >:(
<Elukka> we should add <Kapworld2> and I do fiddle myself
<Hyperian> you like your hand more than women
<Kap> Hand does nothing
<Kap> can't even make comics

<Heretic> I have grammer. Would you like them?
<Heretic> *it OH SHIT
* Heretic fails

<ImmortalChaos> bother someone in a position of power
<fneep> They are all in Canada with hangovers
<ImmortalChaos> i'm in canada
<ImmortalChaos> and i dont have a hangover ;/
<fneep> But the staff do
<fneep> Not all Canadians have hangovers
<fneep> Though that is debatable...
<ImmortalChaos> there is a minority of people who dont have hangovers

* Afoxi slaps God around a bit with a large trout
<Afoxi> I've always wanted to do that.