Relic Community Quotes Database

* Tiresias glomps hiro
* hiro glomps Tiresias
<Tiresias> :3
<Tiresias> how is the hiro
<hiro> hiro is sweaty
<hiro> and hot
<Kap> unf unf
<hiro> thanks, kap
<Kap> no prob
* Riess sets mode: -gay
<Fedman> oh its gonna get cool and rain alot
<Tiresias> I'm still here
=-= Tiresias was booted from #art by Riess (Riess)
-->| Tiresias has joined #art
<Tiresias> :/
* hiro huggles Tiresias
<Beast> lol
<Riess> you just had to open your mouth, ddidn't you
* Riess fluffles Tiresias
<Tiresias> <3

<Pijama> tomorrow is Valentine's Day here
<SquidDNA> Saint Valentine was martyred on a different date in your history?
<SquidDNA> It must be really exciting living in an alternate timeline
<Black> He's communicating with tachyons.
<IgnusDei> awesome
<SquidDNA> What else is different?
<Black> They are aimed at our common past and reflect back into our timeline.
<IgnusDei> did bush win the election?
<Pijama> not Bush
<Pijama> but Bushio, his evil moustache-ed alterego
<IgnusDei> evil bush?
<IgnusDei> gee, i wonder how he must be like?
<vijil> everyone loves evil bush.

-ZellFish- I'm suprised he spelled masturbate wrong.
-ZellFish- that's all
-Kushan- real men don't yoose "u"
-SquidDNA- <Kushan> real men don't yoose "u"
-SquidDNA- SPOT THE PROBLEM
-Kushan - Your mother is a harlot
-SquidDNA- tsk tsk

<Ulti> anyone having youtube problems?
<Slow_Runner> yes
<Slow_Runner> people keep linking to it

<Martian> i dont know why you'd need them but still
<Martian> the 500gb
<Martian> not the breasts

<IgnusDeistill> infatuated with natalie portman?
<oneredpanther> less so, i found a RL girl who looks better
<oneredpanther> on good days she lets me tickle her pickle too
<IgnusDei> ...she has a penis?
<oneredpanther> it was as much a shock to me as to you

<IgnusDei> the relic community needs its own boom de yada
<Innonexess> It'll never work you crazy fool!
* NeCoHo waits patiently for it to get..
<NeCoHo> OH SHI-
<NeCoHo> late
<IgnusDei> I love Desert Worlds
<IgnusDei> I love the Scaffolding
<IgnusDei> I love all the people
<IgnusDei> inside the cryopods!
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<IgnusDei> BOOM DE YADA
<Caesarinconflict> ...
<NeCoHo> I love the dream I had
<NeCoHo> I loved it so much
<NeCoHo> I loved my sister
<NeCoHo> We had to touch
<IgnusDei> ...

<Kap> when did this become a poem?
* Kap summons silverwolf
<Beast> Do that and get impaled on a telephone pole, kapo.
<Beast> :DDDD
<Black> You're doing it wrong.
<Black> You must utter the name profane thrice to commence his reign
<soul> pffft
<soul> if reign means he joins then gets banned immediately
<soul> :\

<Starblade|Work> apparently the only thing moe fears is helicopter noises

<http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-07-01-chimp-escapes_N.htm?csp=34>

<Sajuukar> ...reminded me of this cool test I found on facebook that actually allowed you to answer questions on smooth gradients and in the end gave you a nice graphic depicting the balances of various dualities in your personality.
<Sajuukar> Check it out at this url: http://www.personaldna.com/tests.php
<SquidDNA> Is it worse to oversimplify something than to tack on "DNA" to make it appealing and seem more legitimate?
<OctopusRex> What like your name Squid? :D
<Tiresias> oh zing
<SquidDNA> Well played, Octo.

<ani> just sold 6 of my images to a poole based publication company for £650 each
<ani> EACH
<ani> :D
<Elixir> show off
<SquidDNA> jackass
<ani> too fuckin right lol
<Jianaran> Noone gives a shit about your problems.
<ani> i suck

<Jumper|BreakingFast> so
<Jumper|BreakingFast> Wanted
<Jumper|BreakingFast> was fun
<Jumper|BreakingFast> very fun
<Jumper|BreakingFast> surprisingly brutal
<Jumper|BreakingFast> but very cool
<SquidDNA> 1-10 on Holibar's fun scale
<Jumper|BreakingFast> not familiar with Holibar's fun scale
<Jumper|BreakingFast> to google!
<SquidDNA> entirely invented just now
<SquidDNA> 1-10 should suffice though
<Jumper|BreakingFast> what's funny is that googling for Holibar's Fun Scale has one hit
<SquidDNA> hahahahhahaha
<SquidDNA> Googlewhacking SUCCESS

<Coey> I remember playing this years ago. I could never survive once the TIE Interceptors started raping me from all angles. It was like hot laser death bukkake.

<Innonexess> Thrift?
<LeftWing> Oh you mean 'vintage'
<SquidDNA> Vintage just means old
<Aegelward> not to a hipster
<Aegelward> it meens IRONIC COOL
<LeftWing> Indeed.
<ani> vintage wine is just OLD!
<ani> shit, i have a condom in my wallet that could be classed as vintage
<ani> quote that and die.

// ruh roh!

<celtti> I've only engaged in the act of breeding without any, whachamacallit, fertilization
<Akranadas> so your effectively sterile
<celtti> yes, exactly

<Beast> the little pleasures of life.
<Beast> asss
<Beast> er. ahhh

<Da_Fish> BAAAAAW
<Zell|Cocaine> That's what my girlfriend is doing at the moment.
<Zell|Cocaine> Lots of BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<SquidDNA> So your girlfriend is crying because you're high, Zell?
<Da_Fish> Why is she baaaaaaaaaaaaawing?
<Zell|Cocaine> Squid
<Zell|Cocaine> No
<Zell|Cocaine> She's bitching about it.
<SquidDNA> The coke.
<Zell|Cocaine> Probably.
<SquidDNA> Right.
<Zell|Cocaine> I'm not 100% sure what she's bitching about.
<Gaz> has your septum fell out yet Zell
<Zell|Cocaine> Could be a variety of things.

<Moe> The fair was weird. Full of strange people
<Moe> And sad elephants
<Moe> And they had bunny rabbits in cages
<Moe> One of them was called "Moe"
<Moe> Well I was like "hey these look familiar" and the guy goes "oh do you have one of these as pets" and I said "no we use these at the lab I think"
<Moe> He looked sad
<Moe> So I didn't mention that we give them Herpes :p

<Zell> you have no idea the kind of shit I do
<Zell> ;]
<frst> orly
<Zell> I mean seriously
<frst> are you hot
<Zell> no fucking clue
<frst> cus im hot
<Zell> depends.
<frst> and i do stuff
<Zell> do you like it in the butt, frst?
<Zell> ;]
<frst> that depends
<frst> do you like being in my butt
<frst> let's take this to a private channel
<Zell> depends which part of me it is, I suppose.
* frst sets mode: +m
* frst sets mode: +v Zell
<frst> zell
<frst> a/s/l?
<Zell> 13/f/texas
<frst> don't lie to em
<frst> them
<Zell> ;]
<frst> don't lie to the masses
<frst> or me
<frst> incedentally
<frst> me and em backwards
<frst> and im slightly
<frst> bud lighted
<frst> so
<Zell> 20/m/watching you type
<frst> MALE?
<frst> MALE
<frst> FUCK THIS
* frst sets mode: -m
<Zell> ahaha
* Zell was kicked by frst (frst)

<Dyntheos> YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME WITH YOUR HAPPYNESS AND MAKING UP

<Someguy> hey moe
<Someguy> so apparently Nova is off going to plow the nerdy girl
<Someguy> ...
<deadguy> jesus, I hope he knows that 'plow' is a euphemism
<deadguy> he *is* in farm territory

<Kap> still "connecting"
<Kap> but I have a whopping 766mb memory
<SquidDNA> That's trizz dependent atm
<Trizzdog> yes
<SquidDNA> His ISP is cranky
<Trizzdog> my isp is like ARGH IT'S THAT TIME OF MONTH
<Kap> ISPMS?
<Trizzdog> yes
<SquidDNA> Okay that's pretty badass
<SquidDNA> nice
<Kap> :D
<Trizzdog> can i declare this a success?
<Trizzdog> or maybe even... huge success?
<SquidDNA> yep
<Kap> qdb that
<SquidDNA> feel free to make a note
* Trizzdog makes a note here; huge success

<Hyperian> mm
<Hyperian> can i store spray cans sideways?
<pH14> only if they are pointed directly to your eyes
<Hyperian> gg

<ColonelAFK> why is it that 7000 1kb text files takes longer to delete than a 1gb file
<soul> cause the hamsters in your hdd have to eat each individual file vs eating just one large file
<soul> duh
* soul wishes this channel was more tech oriented
<Hyperian> and less height oriented?
* soul sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-3B2444F6.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
<soul> what?
<soul> cant hear you down here
<soul> speak lower

<[Vertigo]> just reading the discription makes me wet, with my little cliterus :(
<SquidDNA> I apologize for overstimulating you