Relic Community Quotes Database

<danga> MUST GO TO SLEEP NOW WHILE WET DREAM AbOUT SHEEP SEX WITH KALLY IS STILL EMINENT

<danga`zZZz> I dont mind. I dont sleep well at night.
<eTombotron> you sleep well when we cuddle

<Kroggy> reiss makes irc sound like some evil dungeon from where we plan raids to pillage, burn and rape the forums.
<ionfish> riess hit the nail on the head then

<Event-Horizon> omg, I was watching CNN Headline news, and they said that my car failed the "5-mile-a-hour Bumper Crash"

<Hiigara> and my damn Seagate is loud and hot
<SquidDNA> Like I like my women, Hiig

<Jinkguns> Zeph, we are attracted to each other to a degree
<Zepherian> its ok, feel your homosexual relationship
<Zepherian> nothing says love like a small penis

<Murf> banning... I dont like it myself, but im not gonna get my panties in a twist about it
<Murf> BTW.. this is NOT insinuating that I wear panties =/
<mecha> no murf, it's stating
<Khet> murf, no offense, but I don't want to picture you in panties
<danga> fat seduces me

<soul> chrome is out of my league and i think shes not legal
<soul> i dont think the cops would let it happen a second time
<Hiigara> she's like 26
<soul> well this changes everything

<Solareon> art check your pms

<Insy> I should commit some class A felony
<Insy> and go to prison
<Shin|work> just to get butt sex?

<skibb> wtf is nickop
<Druidika> it's Moe's secondary account

<danga> I bet Soul changed the channel when he saw colored woman win the oscar

<[relic]remnant> im so not going to get into a conversation about how hot my sister is

<Zepherian> girls that smart are smart enough not to want me
<Vaarok> story of our lives

<Chechen> u know shin when i first talked to you
<Chechen> i thought you were gay
<Chechen> u were talking about this zen stuff
<Chechen> and i was going wtf is he on

<pH14> hey, delphy is irish?
<ionfish> no, delphy is english, he just lives in ireland
<ph14> is he being punished? what did he do?

<soul> panther buy a pet bunny
<soul> and smoke it

* Kalessin is tantalizingly close to danga's leg
* Squiggle lix danga
* danga flexes
* madmerchant faints at dangers muscles

<soul|DS> just bought a chic for 38k

<Xypher> rebecca is taking a bubble bath and is eating the bubbles
<panth> Xyph has woman. *sigh* i feel so dirty.
<panth> play in the bath with rebecca
<panth> find out where all teh bubbles went
<Xypher> Rebecca is my daughter you idiot

* rupract spanks soul for being the bitch that he is

* Khet is now known as Jenny|18|cali

* rupract spanks Jumper because he is the spankmaster

<Jumper> fuckin' US F-16 killed 4 Canadians and injured 8 others in Afghanistan today :-/
<mrmin123> U R CANADIAN
<mrmin123> TIME TO BRING QUICK JUSTICE TO US OF A JUMPER
<mrmin123> PARACHUTER AWAY!!!
*** mrmin123 was kicked by Jumper (Jumper)

<GuaRRand> NO STOPPING ME
*** GuaRRand has quit IRC (Killed (NickOp (Nick kill enforced)))