Relic Community Quotes Database

<OhJohnno> So, you know what they should do
<OhJohnno> They should make
<OhJohnno> A game
<OhJohnno> With GAY KUNG_FU ZOMBIES
<SquidDNA> What
<SquidDNA> The hell

<ZellFish> Squid; much to your dismay, the local paper decided to print my story.
<ZellFish> :|
<ZellFish> In bits and pieces.
<SquidDNA> Why would this be to my dismay
<ZellFish> You dislike how the opening is wroting.

<OhJohnno> I have a good idea for a game...
<OhJohnno> Say "Stag Buggy" ten times real fast and tell us what you end up with.
<Innonexess> a mess?
<OhJohnno> I tried and ended up with "Stink Sluggy".
<Innonexess> Stab buddy?
<Gorb|Out> I got "bugstab"
<Innonexess> GABUTSATG!
<Jal-18> i ended with stag buggy
* Jal-18 knows how to speak
<Jal-18> :P
<oxy> i got "hell no I won't"
<Colonel_Temp> muerhag jughegeh
<Ulti> stag bugidy
*** bonnet Quit (Ping timeout)
<OhJohnno> Anyone else?
<Alliance> stag buggy
<Starblade|WorkingHard> i got "islam is the light"

<Black> Oh well.
<Black> The shuttle has a 98% success rate.
<Black> I can give a game some slack.
<Elukka> enough reason for me not to buy the game
<Elukka> nasa fixes their shuttles
<Black> after they explode in flames

* OhJohnno covers eyes and hopes they swill stop giving away spoilers
<deathwings> if you ask nicely moe will kill your connection to the server
<deathwings> no more connection no more spoilers
*** deathwings was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)
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<SquidDNA> OOPS
<deathwings> WOT
<SquidDNA> I'm sorry
<deathwings> HOW DARE YOU SIR
*** OhJohnno was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)

<ZellFish> dolts
<ZellFish> I want to learn how to art mecha
<ZellFish> and how to art in general
<ZellFish> help
<SquidDNA> I think it usually works where you post something and people tell you what you're doing wrong
<Siber> Perfect solution, post a blank picture!
<SquidDNA> Siber did you see all the work I've done in the dropbox
<SquidDNA> blank spots in the folder
<SquidDNA> Let me know what you think!
<Siber> I'll get right on that!
<SquidDNA> I expect ten blank pages of critique
<Siber> I can provide!
<SquidDNA> Excellent
<Siber>






<Siber> did that all come through?
<SquidDNA> It clipped at
<Siber> goddamnit

<Afoxi> anyone have any advice for someone who needs to get work done but hasn't been doing that over the past few days?
<hiro> don't be lazy
<hiro> that gives you herpes
<Gorb> Laziness gives you herpes?
<Gorb> Shit, I'm boned.
<Afoxi> ...well i suppose that analogy works, i mean if you're too lazy to run over to 7-11 to grab some rubber before deciding to jam it in, you could wind up with herpes...

<Bowkers|laptop> jesus christ..
<Bowkers|laptop> a dead guy just woke up :(
<deadguy> Bowkers|laptop: watching 'The Message' ?
<Bowkers|laptop> yes
<deadguy> wow, you've made good progress
<Bowkers|laptop> I haven't really slept..
<Bowkers|laptop> :/
<deadguy> it was, what, the day before yesterday that you hadn't even finished the first episode?
<Tim> deadie eh
<Tim> FIREFLY SUCKS!
<Tim> SPACE COWBOYS IS GAY!
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<Bowkers|laptop> yes
<Bowkers|laptop> two days ago I was stuck on the first episode
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<soul> lol
<soul> the old dg would have left the ban in the place
<soul> it used to be about the music
<soul> you changed
<soul> :\
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<soul> rofl
<soul> -irc.hwcommunity.com- *** You were forced to join #homeworld
<Gaz> FORCED
<Pijama> summoned
<deadguy> :D
<Kap> what voodoo magics be these
<Gaz> deadie's infernal irc tricks from his very own Book of The Dead
<Kap> WHATTHEFUCKDEADDIE
<deadguy> ?
<Kap> -irc.hwcommunity.com- *** You were forced to join #penisBeUponYou
<deadguy> (V)uahahahahahah
<Gaz> uh-oh
<Gaz> THE MASTER CHIEF HAS WENT BERSERK

<ZellFish> well
<ZellFish> That was interesting
<ZellFish> I pull my comp out of sleep mode and a DOS prompt flashes that reads "Success"
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01:43 <Kresjah> Gives me time to crap something to eat too
01:43 <Kresjah> Umm
01:43 <Kresjah> Grab :s

<Afoxi>: ImpostorFoxi just joined.
<Afoxi>: Condition Zero-One - Passed.
<Afoxi>: Condition Zero-Two - Passed.
<Afoxi>: All clear, initiating welcome script "Afoxi's Tokyo Mew Mew Rawr Rawr Special Edition".
<Afoxi>: Please don't steal my nick! <3
<nyyti>: wut
<Afoxi>: whoops

<Chrome> I wonder if you went out, and laid down while naked, if google Earth has the resolution to show just HOW nekkid you are when you do that?
<Tiresias> haha
<Tiresias> I dunno
<deadguy> google earth might be able to tell what pose you were in
<deadguy> but I'd be more worried about google streetview
<deadguy> not that I stand around naked, waiting to pounce on strangers driving heavily modified cars
<Tiresias> why so picky about the cars?
<deadguy> the last time I did that, I had to hang out with some mercenaries while they saved an oppressed mexican village from a well-armed, but lazy-eyed drug runner

<Ck> Cool. Anything is worth a shot if it is free.
<SquidDNA> herpes!
<SquidDNA> Actually I'm not certain there's a shot for herpes
<SquidDNA> creams maybe
<Magus> There's creams and pills that control outbreaks.
<Kap|game> Afoxi, I'm trying that

<Code> ultramarine smovie!
<Code> YAAAY
<OhJohnNo> fawk yeah Ultramarines smoothie

<Deionarra> What are you studying Bowkers?
<Bowkers|laptop> History
<Bowkers> with a hint of genocide
<Bowkers> atm final year of UG
<SquidDNA> a *dash* of genocide
<Bowkers> where I'm studying Revolution and History, Science and History and Democracy and War
<Deionarra> It wouldn't be proper history without a little genocide thrown in
<SquidDNA> SCIENCE AND HISTORY AND REVOLUTION AND HISTORY AND HISTORY AND BAKED BEANS AND HISTORY AND HISTORY AND HISTORY
<Jal-18> have you considered talking to black about community?
<Jal-18> it's like history, but right now
<Bowkers> what do you mean Jal?
<Jal-18> black said some sentence yesterday that was 50% community
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<Jal-18> it was a little inside joke
<SquidDNA> That was awesome
<Jal-18> squid was there
<Jal-18> he can tell you
<SquidDNA> [21:06] <Black> Also I will draft a plan to incorporate the community TF2 server community into the plan.
<SquidDNA> [21:06] <Jal-18> community
<SquidDNA> [21:07] <SquidDNA> <Black> Also I will draft a community plan to incorporate the community TF2 plan server community into the community plan.
<Jal-18> yes
<Jal-18> that was it
<Someguy|work> heh
<Deionarra> hah
<Bowkers> haha
<SquidDNA> hum
<Bowkers> I haven't spoken to Black no
<Jal-18> well, it's a bad idea
<Jal-18> so don't
<SquidDNA> ever

<Bowkers> I dont think there's a single quote made by me that doesn't reference genocide :|
<Riess> as it should be
<Jal-18> well, maybe if you'd shut up about it ever

13:07 <Lleman> http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2009/10/40k-sneak-peek-tyranid-mystery-bugs.html
13:07 <Lleman> niddies !!!
13:12 <Gorb|Out> lolwut
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Pyrovore
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Spitting acid, okay.
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Breathing FIRE?
13:12 <Gorb|Out> WTF.
13:12 <Gorb|Out> TYRANIDS ARE NOW DRAGONS LOL
13:12 <Gorb|Out> TOTALLY REALISTIC
13:13 <Lleman> i think they're out of their depth now to create more nids
13:14 <Kresjah> Boltanthrope
13:14 <Kresjah> Breathes Bolter shells

<Melvin> time to eat!
* Melvin is now known as Melvin|NomNom
<Melvin|NomNom> our cat got kittens :D :D :D

<Hirmetrium> hang on a sec
<Hirmetrium> I split beer over numpad
<Hirmetrium> and mousemat
<Kresjah> Wow
<Kresjah> You must be razor sharp then
<Lleman> lol
<Kresjah> Are the numpad keys satisfied with their split of the beer booty?
<Lleman> he's a small times Moses, but only on beer
<Julian> i've never spilt drink over my keyboard
<Lleman> he parts beer

<SquidDNA> [15:31] <a> im looking around, but GM has provided no information on the chev volt's speed ratings
<SquidDNA> [15:31] <a> oh hay you can drive 40 miles on electricity! but only at 10mph.
<SquidDNA> [15:31] <a> will i still get 40miles if i drive at 80mph?
<SquidDNA> [15:32] <SquidDNA> yes
<SquidDNA> [15:32] <SquidDNA> But for half an hour
<SquidDNA> Actually that doesn't really make sense nevermind
<egid> hhahahah
<egid> maths + electricity = WHAT
<SquidDNA> Well I just realized I had answered it as "you will only get 40 miles for half an hour"
<SquidDNA> Which
<SquidDNA> Doesn't make any sense
<SquidDNA> At all
<SquidDNA> IF YOU GO SLOWER IT IS MORE ECONOMICAL, YOU GET 40 MILES FOR 4 HOURS at 10 MPH
<egid> hahaha
<egid> the phrasing is fucked
<egid> 20 if a woman lifts
<SquidDNA> you mean if she drives ;\
<SquidDNA> All those wrong turns
<egid> hahaha

23:41 <Heretic> Time to model the ULTIMATE WEAPON
23:41 <Kresjah> Speed
23:41 <Kresjah> If you're going less than 60
23:42 <Lleman> lol
23:42 <Kresjah> The bus will blow

<Colonel_Temp> if you're really interested.. they made wiki for that kind of thing
<smileyalyssa> i dont trust wikipedia
<&SquidDNA> you are a crazy person
<Colonel_Temp> Why would it lie to you about Vodka?
<smileyalyssa> no, im just the only person who knows that random people edit the wiki
<Colonel_Temp> Yes, except for every person who is a cock and adds something stupid there's a person who notices and changes it back
<&SquidDNA> actually there's more like ten
<Elukka> there are people
<Elukka> who have nothing to do but sit on wiki
<Elukka> and watch the edits
<Elukka> and fix them
<Jal-writing> there are people
<Jal-writing> who have nothing to do
<Jal-writing> but sit on wiki
<Jal-writing> and watch other people watch edits
<Jal-writing> and fix them
<&SquidDNA> also
<&SquidDNA> There are people
<&SquidDNA> who have nothing to do
<Jal-writing> and then they comment on IRC channels
<&SquidDNA> but sit and talk about those
<&SquidDNA> goddamnit
<Shoe> there are people
<Shoe> who have nothing to do
<&SquidDNA> SHHH
<&SquidDNA> IT'S OVER
<Shoe> but preempt other peoples jokes
<Jal-writing> fullstop
<Shoe> :(

<=-=> Void|zzz is now known as vpod|drunk
<=-=> vpod|drunk is now known as viod|drunk
<=-=> viod|drunk is now known as void|drunk
<void|drunk> goddamnit

<Ira> raping you was fun bowkers
<Bowkers|afk> it was fun!

<Afoxi> holy crap
<Afoxi> caramelldansen started playing just as i was having my caramel sundae
<SquidDNA> Afoxi, you lead a magical life
<EvEmension> He probably read "the secret"