Relic Community Quotes Database

<danga> soul is about as gay as a circle is round.
<danga> we will never have a soul/danga offspring.
<soul> danga: do you have idea how crazy an offspring would be
<soul> angry as you
<soul> short as me
<soul> thing would just go around kicking people in the shin

<DrFurious> i have little wiener arms
<DrFurious> because they're so long
<DrFurious> being physically fit is overrated

<obithrawn> the eyes on their chest?
<Kalessin> obi: those are called "tits", you don't make eye contact with them

<avin> there is a video of a bunch of microsoft employees crossdressing and kareokeing to britney spears
<avin> unfortunately I am in it :/

<panth> because my dog used to sexually abuse me as a toddler

<DanaDane> my husband can go to hell

<frst> star trek is cool

<downslope> DON'T BE SELF CONSCIENCE ABOUT YOUR BODY
<Jumper|Cooking> if you had my body you'd be self concious too

* flow|afk quietly reminds everyone how sad this is, and goes back to looking for pictures of catholic girls in skirts

<DanVanCrone> every night uber cams up and slips across the border and kills an american
<DanVanCrone> pretty soon there'll only be 4 or 5 americans left standing around going "WTF?"
<DanVanCrone> that's when the canucks will invade

<soul|FL> shaven
<soul|FL> ass
<soul|FL> i mean
<soul|FL> i dont shave my ass
<soul|FL> i have a shaven head

<madZ> WELL I DONT KNOW. I'VE NEVER HAD A 69 WITH MY SISTER

<DrFurious> william shatner is the greatest human on the face of the earth

<mecha> mmmm monkey balls

<soul|FL> its tough knowing that the fish are having more sex then i am

<GuaRRand> I have wet pants

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<madzieCoS> i am a maiden with long blonde hair locked in a tower

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<avin> System Penistime: (_(_)====================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D~ (8wks 21hrs 56mins)
<Faxe> so what do i get if i have dual processors?
<mecha|envy> confusion?

<gblackjack> I peed on my dad when he changed me once
<Mac_Bug> he change your tampons?

<gblackjack> why is it hurting when I pee
<Alpha_Duck88X> with that tampon crammed into your penis hole
<Alpha_Duck88X> no wonder it hurts

<mrmin123|megame> System Penistime: (_(_)D~ (1hr 4mins)

<Insy> I read a book on typing with one hand

<Jumper> Hyperian... when I asked permission to marry my wife... they broke into chinese for 45 minutes... my wife cried the entire time... and I had no idea what was going on
<Jumper> until 30 minutes into it... she looked over and sayd "everything's just fine... it's ok" with tears streaming down her face
<Jumper> I was like "how can this POSSIBLY be good"