Relic Community Quotes Database

<jixn> i told her I was a bad kisser
<jixn> ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE
* jixn searches for kissing tutorials on google

<Event-Horizon> my neck looks like a vigina
* Shin|work humporz EH in the NECK

<Mac_Bug> A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....... I'm a gynecologist."
<Mac_Bug> someone tell me what a gynecologist is

<ionfish> went whale-watching in the st lawrence last time :)
<stevenNn> thats what ugly guys call picking up on chicks eh
<ionfish> danga someone as dashingly handsome as me couldn't possibly know something like that

<soul|FL> you know after watching lotr i really want to have sex with an elf
<soul|FL> i think that would be fun

<soul|FL> i get tired of paying women

<Xypher> I donm't use it enough to clean it
<Mac_Bug|WC3> are you referring to your penis?
<Xypher> plz, atleast corrent my spelling

<Shin|work> she was an excellent succubus
<Dvalin> Shin - she[Monica Bellucci] can suck out my soul -any- day. ;/
<Hyperian> didnt know dvalin has this perverted side
<Shin|work> it's like 70% of his personality hyp
<Shin|work> the other 30% is idle

<bluevorlon> No soul, we're going to run away together in a beautiful cottage in the woods with a white picket fence

* {ceejayoz} likes the girl on the left of pic 1
<panthar`mcstoat> i quote Shin: "they are all men. ONO"

<Unk> and anal is like probe bombing, fun but not what the developer intended

<Dvalin> No. I will never share my stash of Monica Bellucci/Laetitia Casta pictures.
<Dvalin> ...he may get my TA cds on loan, but he'll never get my wanking material. ;/

<DrFurious> i like porn movies where the guy has a tiny dick
<DrFurious> it makes me feel superior

<stevenNn> I got 12" of love for you
<kally> i want the hot sausage sandwich plz

<duck[STFUF]> bj's had too much sex, small disturbance won't bother him anymore:<
<Horizon> ooo, I get that tomorrow
<duck[STFUF]> you get butt raped tomorrow?
<Horizon> something like that :/
<DrFurious> he's buying a 4 ended dildo
<beej> wtf four ended
<Khet|z> it's called a chair bj

<Horizon> I am a black hole
<Horizon> that didnt sound right
<mecha> you certainly suck a lot

<Shin|work> pike has never seen a woman before
<pik0r> omg omg omg! WOMEN! IOMG!

<GuaRRand> r u corruptable stoney?
<Stoner> no
* Dyntheos slips stoner a fiver
* Stoner takes the fiver

<soul|FL> i guess we should just be happy he(Clinton) had sex with a woman and not a goat
<soul|FL> however said woman was as ugly as a goat
<Mac_Bug> wtf soul
<Mac_Bug> I'd do monica
<soul|FL> mac you would fuck your dog if it stood upright
<Mac_Bug> soul
<Mac_Bug> I stopped after she gave birth to you
<Mac_Bug> you son of a bitch

<tombo1> do you need a dvdrom drive to copy the movie off the dvd?

<madz> i haff blonde hair
<madz> i'm also stupid.
<ionfish> no but it helps

<Tygre> $40 says Spears and Shakira kill themselves
<madz> well Tygre, as long as they are still warm
<madz> still sexy

<madz> I'll make a bet
<madz> I'll sleep with Britney Spears and Shakira before Soul does

<soul|FL> cause last time we checked you dont.. um
<soul|FL> wank your crank
<soul|FL> stroke the goat:/
<soul|FL> milk the lizzard
<soul|FL> cut some wood
<Kalus_uk> slap the bishop
soul|FL> get friendly with the man downstairs
<Kalus_uk> flog the dolphin
<Kalus_uk> shack hands with the vicor of love
<soul|FL> salute the flag
<Kalus_uk> raise the pole
<Kalus_uk> choke the chicken
<soul|FL> rock your socks
<Zefram> tugging the rope
<Kalus_uk> un coilin the viper
<soul|FL> give thanks to the bullgod
<Stoner|mw4> banging the bishop
<pH14> pop the bologne
<soul|FL> hanging my head
<soul|FL> showing respect for the hockey stick
<Kalus_uk> shootin the home run
<soul|FL> treading on me
<pH14> get the puck out of the offensive zone
<soul|FL> 'fun with solitary'
<soul|FL> making sure the sea has high tide
<Zefram> yankin the chain
<Zefram> surely bashing the weasel is having sexual intercourse with a female

<soul|afk> ok i am shaved and showered, now all i need is a some cheap liquor and a chic whos into leprechaun sex, and date night is completed
* {ceejayoz} thinks soul's gonna have another date with the palm ;[