Relic Community Quotes Database

<Elukka> so um why do you need a pilot in an A-10 anyway
<deadguy> because it's got a titanium bathtub in it, and you don't put computers in a bathtub

(9:12:00 AM) Nerin: What do you mean you see no hurt? The writer is unable to even understand something outside of fanfic is possible. His creativity has been stunted.
(9:12:14 AM) afKap: YOUR PENIS IS STUNTED
(9:12:27 AM) Nerin: Yes, yes it is. It's why I compensate with words.
(9:12:38 AM) afKap: ...
(9:12:48 AM) Hiro: oh damn

<Afoxi> Oh dear.
<Afoxi> Running out of disk space lol.
<Afoxi> Probably because i've been downloading all my steam games and not actually backing them up.
<SquidDNA> Run emergencyporndelete.exe
<Afoxi> Errr.
<Afoxi> I have a .bat file for that.
<Ira|work> .... lol
<Gorb> Spoken like a professional.
<SquidDNA> oic
<Afoxi> They're mostly pics of androgynous men.
* Afoxi kekekekekes.
<Ira|work> tmi
<Riess> duuuuude
<SquidDNA> oh coooooooooool
<nyyti> oh grose
<Bowkers> wicked
<Bowkers> send me a link when I get home kk?

<Moe> Private Messages: 3 Unread, Total 5477.
<Moe> people need to stop sending me these

<Bowkers> faggots are indeed on my mind
<Bowkers> constantly
<Bowkers> their succulent meat
<Bowkers> in my head

<Moe> black
<Moe> don't be an ass to roflmao
<Moe> ok that came like four hours too late
<Moe> because neither one of them is in here
<Moe> and this is the wrong channel
<Moe> wow that was just massive IRCfail
<Moe> I should just kick myself
* Moleman was kicked by Moe (.)
<Moe> what do you know, I failed at that too

<Water> listen...
<Water> i hate you
<Water> but not really
<roflmao> for not watching porn?
<Water> well obviously you do
<Water> just...not saving any
<roflmao> i try not to
<Water> so you have saved some?
<roflmao> no
<roflmao> try not to watch
<Water> hmmm
<roflmao> stream all the time
<roflmao> when i do
<Water> dunno man, just find it odd that none would be saved.
<Water> that's like finding out some men stand up when they wipe
<roflmao> i............stand.... nvm
<Water> orly?
<Water> not saying it's bad
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-F09D9A16.nc.res.rr.com
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *!*@4FB6C3C9.2F52E29F.EC798A44.IP
* Water was kicked by SquidDNA (tmi)
* roflmao was kicked by SquidDNA (tmi)

<Afoxi> End result, I update my facebook status with the most uninteresting things that maybe if I'm lucky, one other person on the other side of the world can discuss. But he doesn't have facebook. But I'd like to imagine it's actually a "she".

<Bowkers> nickop loves me
<Ira|tea> [07:17] -NickOP- Bowkers you are awesome and I totally have a robot crush on you. If you can read this, type /msg NickOP SEX NOW. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
<SquidDNA> hahah
<Ira|tea> oh what do you know, he does love you
<Bowkers> <3 NickOP

* Rumrod is now known as Ramrod
<Ramrod> hooray
* Afoxi is now known as The_Shell
* Ramrod (Ramrod@hwc-E22FA122.cust.bluewin.ch) Quit (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by The_Shell)))

[21:57:07] * Lefty slaps Seano around a bit with a large trout
[21:58:48] * Seano (notarealem@hwc-AEB50226.vic.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
[21:59:02] <laevus> good slap
[21:59:24] <Lefty> :p

<Heretic> And another story.
<OhFrenchHWKno> oh, do tell!
<Heretic> I painted an oil painting of the Vatican
<Heretic> Left it on a table to draw
<Heretic> Knowing oil paints, it takes months to dry.
<OhFrenchHWKno> you mean dry?
<Heretic> My friend sits on it.
<Gorb> Heh.
<Gorb> Hahaha.
<OhFrenchHWKno> hahah
<Gorb> Hahahaha.
<Heretic> And now has an outline of the Basilica on his arse.
<Heretic> The funniest thing is.
<Heretic> It won't come out.

<Ira|work> ok bowkers is on
<Ira|work> and taking requests
<Ira|work> what should I request?
<Tiresias> modest mouse king rat!
<Tiresias> or i should go on and suggest radiohead to annoy him
<Ira|work> yes do it
<Ira|work> email is: studio@urfonline.com
<Ira|work> or some green day
<SquidDNA> link to bowkers pls
<Ira|work> what would be awesome is to get a bunch of people on here to email in tons of requests
<SquidDNA> nm got it
<Ira|work> because I bet they dont get many
<Ira|work> http://urfonline.com/listen
<Ira|work> in case anyone else wonders
<Ira|work> yes emails
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> here it is
<Ira|work> yes
<SquidDNA> hahahaha
<Ira|work> he's
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> hhaahahahaha
<Ira|work> yes
<Ira|work> THIS IS WIN
<SquidDNA> are you recording this
<Ira|work> no srry
<Tiresias> hahaha
<Ira|work> ahahaha
<SquidDNA> ahahahah
<Ira|work> man I wish I was recording
<SquidDNA> Oh
<SquidDNA> Wow.
<SquidDNA> You just got showed up
<SquidDNA> ahahahahahah
<Ira|work> I know
<SquidDNA> Oh cold
<Ira|work> by his sister
<Ira|work> I requested Journye's Don't Stop Believing
<Tiresias> what should i request
<SquidDNA> :(
<SquidDNA> He's not playing your request
<Ira|work> Tire: radiohead
<SquidDNA> I would be crushed
<Ira|work> its ok I got what I wanted
<Tiresias> he'll filter out my radiohead request
<Ira|work> He'll see it which is what counts
<SquidDNA> If everyone in #hw requests radiohead
<SquidDNA> He will play it
<Ira|work> haahahaha
<Ira|work> yes!
<Kappn> how do you request?
<SquidDNA> We can leverage it
<SquidDNA> What is the email address
<Ira|work> studio@urfonline.com
<Tiresias> studio@urfonline.com
<Ira|work> haaha Bowkers is going to be pissed
<SquidDNA> What radiohead should he play
<Ira|work> some mumbly one
<Tiresias> lol
<Tiresias> reckoner
<Ira|work> XD
<Ira|work> oh this is win
<SquidDNA> ok
<SquidDNA> I will rally #hw
<Ira|work> let this day be forever remembered
<SquidDNA> Oh God
<SquidDNA> Bowkers is just going to stalk me
<SquidDNA> Shooting me
<SquidDNA> Over and over again
<SquidDNA> BC2
<Ira|work> again
<Ira|work> and again
<Ira|work> and again

<Seano> I just wanna cry
<Seano> For no apparent reason
<Seano> I should shoot myself in the foot
<Seano> And cook an apple pie
<Seano> Then whilst eating the pie, shoot myself in the other foot
<Seano> And laugh.
<Seano> With pie in my mouth
<Seano> So that its scalding contents splatters all over my chest
<Seano> I was cooking in the nude, FYI
<Seano> And burns my chest
<Seano> And then I fall out of the window
<Seano> Onto the ground
<Seano> And run into the ocean
<Seano> And swim to Hong-King
<Seano> Kong*
<Seano> Where I shall live happily with my family of 98
<Seano> And I shall train my children as ninjas
<Seano> And then they will betray me
<Seano> And I will die
<Seano> The end.
<nyyti> free pie?
<Seano> Oh yes

<Siber> LOL
<Lefty> LOL
<Heretic> LOL
<Chrome> heh
<Lefty> LOL
<Chrome> now the nerd might've been useful
<Heretic> LOL
<Lefty> Chrome, you ruined it.
<Lefty> LOL
<Chrome> ..................
<Elukka> LOL
<Heretic> LOL
<Lefty> LOL
<Heretic> LOL
<Chrome> but now you lot are totally killing it with OTTQ
<Lefty> LOL
<Heretic> LOL
<Chrome> er, OTT
<Lefty> LOL
<Heretic> LOL
<Elukka> LOL
<Heretic> LOL
<Lefty> LO- AH FUCK THIS SHIT
<Heretic> LOL
<Elukka> yeah
* Lefty kills heretic
<Heretic> I am already dead
<Heretic> Merely passing a message
<Elukka> ...i was just going to do that!
<Elukka> lefty!
<Lefty> Heretic, did you get forza 3? :/
<Elukka> we have so much in common!
<Lefty> onoz
<Heretic> the message is LOL 'Lulling Over Lepers'
* Lefty cleanses self
<Heretic> Not yet Lefty
<Heretic> I may get it with Dragon Age
<Melvin> holy shit
<Melvin> I alt+tab and I see a lol paradox

<Afoxi> holy crap
<Afoxi> caramelldansen started playing just as i was having my caramel sundae
<SquidDNA> Afoxi, you lead a magical life
<EvEmension> He probably read "the secret"

<Ira> raping you was fun bowkers
<Bowkers|afk> it was fun!

<=-=> Void|zzz is now known as vpod|drunk
<=-=> vpod|drunk is now known as viod|drunk
<=-=> viod|drunk is now known as void|drunk
<void|drunk> goddamnit

<Colonel_Temp> if you're really interested.. they made wiki for that kind of thing
<smileyalyssa> i dont trust wikipedia
<&SquidDNA> you are a crazy person
<Colonel_Temp> Why would it lie to you about Vodka?
<smileyalyssa> no, im just the only person who knows that random people edit the wiki
<Colonel_Temp> Yes, except for every person who is a cock and adds something stupid there's a person who notices and changes it back
<&SquidDNA> actually there's more like ten
<Elukka> there are people
<Elukka> who have nothing to do but sit on wiki
<Elukka> and watch the edits
<Elukka> and fix them
<Jal-writing> there are people
<Jal-writing> who have nothing to do
<Jal-writing> but sit on wiki
<Jal-writing> and watch other people watch edits
<Jal-writing> and fix them
<&SquidDNA> also
<&SquidDNA> There are people
<&SquidDNA> who have nothing to do
<Jal-writing> and then they comment on IRC channels
<&SquidDNA> but sit and talk about those
<&SquidDNA> goddamnit
<Shoe> there are people
<Shoe> who have nothing to do
<&SquidDNA> SHHH
<&SquidDNA> IT'S OVER
<Shoe> but preempt other peoples jokes
<Jal-writing> fullstop
<Shoe> :(

23:41 <Heretic> Time to model the ULTIMATE WEAPON
23:41 <Kresjah> Speed
23:41 <Kresjah> If you're going less than 60
23:42 <Lleman> lol
23:42 <Kresjah> The bus will blow

<SquidDNA> [15:31] <a> im looking around, but GM has provided no information on the chev volt's speed ratings
<SquidDNA> [15:31] <a> oh hay you can drive 40 miles on electricity! but only at 10mph.
<SquidDNA> [15:31] <a> will i still get 40miles if i drive at 80mph?
<SquidDNA> [15:32] <SquidDNA> yes
<SquidDNA> [15:32] <SquidDNA> But for half an hour
<SquidDNA> Actually that doesn't really make sense nevermind
<egid> hhahahah
<egid> maths + electricity = WHAT
<SquidDNA> Well I just realized I had answered it as "you will only get 40 miles for half an hour"
<SquidDNA> Which
<SquidDNA> Doesn't make any sense
<SquidDNA> At all
<SquidDNA> IF YOU GO SLOWER IT IS MORE ECONOMICAL, YOU GET 40 MILES FOR 4 HOURS at 10 MPH
<egid> hahaha
<egid> the phrasing is fucked
<egid> 20 if a woman lifts
<SquidDNA> you mean if she drives ;\
<SquidDNA> All those wrong turns
<egid> hahaha

<Hirmetrium> hang on a sec
<Hirmetrium> I split beer over numpad
<Hirmetrium> and mousemat
<Kresjah> Wow
<Kresjah> You must be razor sharp then
<Lleman> lol
<Kresjah> Are the numpad keys satisfied with their split of the beer booty?
<Lleman> he's a small times Moses, but only on beer
<Julian> i've never spilt drink over my keyboard
<Lleman> he parts beer

<Melvin> time to eat!
* Melvin is now known as Melvin|NomNom
<Melvin|NomNom> our cat got kittens :D :D :D

13:07 <Lleman> http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2009/10/40k-sneak-peek-tyranid-mystery-bugs.html
13:07 <Lleman> niddies !!!
13:12 <Gorb|Out> lolwut
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Pyrovore
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Spitting acid, okay.
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Breathing FIRE?
13:12 <Gorb|Out> WTF.
13:12 <Gorb|Out> TYRANIDS ARE NOW DRAGONS LOL
13:12 <Gorb|Out> TOTALLY REALISTIC
13:13 <Lleman> i think they're out of their depth now to create more nids
13:14 <Kresjah> Boltanthrope
13:14 <Kresjah> Breathes Bolter shells

<Bowkers> I dont think there's a single quote made by me that doesn't reference genocide :|
<Riess> as it should be
<Jal-18> well, maybe if you'd shut up about it ever