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[16:04] <Caesar_lab> I just got laid this weekend ffs
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> well, I had to basically explain sex to her
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> because apparently she's clueless
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> ROFL
[16:04] <drUnk> how old was she caesar?
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> then that wasn't sex Caesar
[16:04] <Caesar_lab> 19
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> that was masturbation
[16:04] <Mirehn|NWN2> with a doll
[16:05] <drUnk> rofl
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> lol
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> and
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> AND
[16:05] <Caesar_lab> I had the fucking Portal song in my head the WHOLE TIME

<Elukka> <Riess> I FAIL AT KICKING ELUKKA
<Elukka> amirite
<Elukka> :/
<Elukka> when have you last kicked anyone?
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<Elukka> that doesnt help
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<Elukka> If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
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<Elukka> portal ftw.
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<Elukka> you are evil.
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<Elukka> you know that?
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<Laura> omgtimers!!! :D
<Elukka> yup
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<Tiresias> :/
<Beast> lol
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<Afoxi> #hw is getting more and more disturbing by the minute.
<Chrome> it's only Zeph. :/
<Chrome> he's generally a bit disturbing at times
<Stradetch-Fanboi> its the nose
<Stradetch-Fanboi> it takes to much blood form his head
<Stradetch-Fanboi> result: he types without thinking
<Afoxi> LMAO
<Chrome> omg, it MUST BE TRUE

<Kap> you said the c word in the presence of a woman
<Kap> stupid
<Beast> ...
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Beast> chocolate
<Chrome> hehehe
*** Beast is now known as Chocolate
<Chrome> O.O
<Chrome> teh summons
<Chrome> what of Chocolate companion Cubes?
<Fedman> c word? you mean chocolate?
<Chrome> is it a crime to eat them?
* Chocolate sits on chromes table...
<Fedman> sorry not in the game...yet
<Chocolate> east meeee
<Chocolate> eaaaat meeeee
* Chrome eats Chocolate through and through, to the last little crumb of dark brown candy goodness.

<sidewinder> woot
<Kap> ?
<sidewinder> chem exam was pushed back a week
<Mnementh> delayed reaction, eh?

<Zepherian> I propose we name the 20th of october international faggot wizzard day
<Kap> faggot = bundle of sticks
<Trinity> We will call it Gayzord day
<Trinity> or the day of Warcocks
<Black> Warcocks it is.
<Zepherian> Can we have a Wizz of the Gayzord?
<Trinity> Which will be such a gay time
<Trinity> Witch will be such a gay time
<Trinity> Witch will be such a ghey time
<Trinity> there... i am happy now
<Trinity> or gay
<Trinity> take you dick
<Trinity> *pick
<Trinity> your*
<Black> I think that settles it.
<Zepherian> o_O
<Trinity> <crickets>
<Trinity> I amuse myself
<Trinity> I'd QDB that but I've submitted two already tonight
<Trinity> and i don't want to be considered too submissive
* Zepherian puts away the whip and mouthpiece
<Trinity> I abuse myself too sometimes

<Trinity> I have 39 friends on facebook and all but 4 are women
<Trinity> what does that say about me
<Trinity> what does that say about my wife!
<Zepherian> you're gay
<Chrome> HAHAHA
<Code> SHES GAY FOR YOU
<Trinity> I am a lesbian
<Zepherian> not on my screen ;)
<Chrome> guys I sometimes can see as lesbians in men's bodies. :D
<Trinity> I like to get into women's bodies
<Trinity> Zeph likes to get into their panties
<Trinity> Tire likes to wear them
<Code> LOL
<Zepherian> Tire likes to wear them while im still in them :S
<Trinity> <crickets>
<Zepherian> everyones a critic

<GenAmonX2> Trinity, I have half a mind to e-mail whoever's in charge of the canadian air traffic control
<GenAmonX2> and tell them you're abusing their bandwidth
<IcecreamLtDan> Don't make me kick you both out of the sand box
<GenAmonX2> just so you'll STOP FUCKING LINKING TO NATURE PICTURES
<pH14> [22:38] <GenAmonX2> Trinity, I have half a mind.
<Trinity> I am in Charge of Canadian Air Traffic Control
<Trinity> give me a call sometime

<GenAmonX2> so is this "Hate on Habla day"?
<Hablacraja> every day is hate on habla day
<sidewinder> every day is hate on habla day

<[Vertigo]> I think my love of the mammary goes back to my childhood when my mother used to tease me whilst breast feeding me

<Vertigo> [14:25] Emberstrife: GAYS ARE EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN CHILDREN
<Vertigo> there
<Vertigo> makiing it worse
<pH14> kushan is from iran, there are no persian gays
<pH14> but apparently, there are alot of persian communists
<Shoe> BOnus points vertigo.
<Vertigo> how's that for a topic?
<Vertigo> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
<Vertigo> and the pedos are like: WE ARE!

<Hiroshi_tea> he made Hiro mad
<Jianaran> Hiro makes Jianaran mad.
<Jianaran> Why the third-person?
<Hiroshi_tea> but hiro loves jianaran
<Hiroshi_tea> no reason
<Shin> Shin thinks this conversation is daft
<Jianaran> Jianaran wonders where all the "/me"s are
<Emberstrife> Emberstrife thinks hiroshi and jianaran should have some buttsechs and make up.
<Gblazen> Gblazen should've seen this coming loll
<Jianaran> Jianaran thinks that Ember is just desperate for buttsecks
<@Dimension> wtf

<pH14> what are the portal colours
<pH14> red and green?
<Mnementh> orange and blue
<pH14> orange is in, blue is out?
<Mnementh> they are full duplex
<pH14> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
<Mnementh> they can transport cake both ways

<Salamander> you raised a level 100 gengar?
<Salamander> lol your nuts
<Cable> I had about 30 pokemon that were lvl100
<Cable> :\
<SquidDNA> You pitiful sonofabitch

<Jink|Sleep> lol your a fucking tard for using vista black
<Jink|Sleep> ...aannnddd he isn't here
<Kap> <crickets>
<Trinity> sure...vista black don't work!
<Trinity> insert racial joke in poor taste
<Trinity> more crickets
<Kap> <more crickets>
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<Trinity> too many <crickets> I guess

<Sev> question has an unhealthy fascination of anime girls
<Emberstrife> that's healthy
<Emberstrife> crossdressing into them is not

<Tails> ugh
<Tails> ive never had to hide from a girl before =/
<Caylin> Tails: why did you have to hide
<Tails> im not hiding so much as Im avoiding talking to her
<Tails> but with her persistence, 'hiding' just may be the appropriate word
<Pijama> meh, just tell us what you said
<Trinity> telling her it was 8 inches is not a huge lie
<Caylin> lol what did you tell her?
<Pijama> lol
<Caylin> "I'm hiv negative?"
<Pijama> haha
<Trinity> I've had a vasectomy?
<Caylin> I'm not your brother?
<Pijama> ROFL
<Tails> you guys are awesome :)
<Trinity> I never slept with your sister?
<Pijama> XD
<Caylin> Thanks tails
<Pijama> tails, come on
<Trinity> men don't interest me?
<Tails> wow trinity is on a roll here
<Caylin> we are just gonna keep guessing
<Pijama> she is right
<Kushan> rofl
<Kushan> i love this channel :P
<Trinity> I'll marry you if we have sex?

<Riess> "Welcome to our newest member, cheap_viagra"
<Riess> gee I wonder if that may be a spambot
<ionfish> let's not wait around and find out

<Afoxi> Once old master eat mushrooms that give him gas so bad it kills entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin stick his head in water bucket, that be the only reason Deekin alive today.
<RaptorFOOD> Yeah, those cave 'shrooms are a killer
<Jianaran> ... Another moment of brilliance from Adoxi
<Jianaran> *aFOCX
<Jianaran> DAMMIT
<Jianaran> */Afosi
<Jianaran> SHIT
<Jianaran> *afoxi
* Jianaran needs to go to sleep
<RaptorFOOD> looks like you've tried a mushroom too many

<RiessLinez> bbl, art
<Hablacraja> brb, I ha-- just kidding. I'm here always.

<SquidDNA> That really is just an amazing video
<Caesar> Code, if you want a long one, check your spam filter
<Code> i dont care about length as much as width caes
<Alliance> meh, I cant use it anyway. well I can, if I want 3 months in prison.
<Laura> seconded

<//> OOC! OOC! //

<@Trizzdog> oh sweet jesus, now a giant bat, a naked mole dog, a ratman, and a giant are chasing me down
<@Trizzdog> fuck fuck fuck
<@Hand> trizz, acid is bad

<Tiresias> something just came into my head
<Tiresias> right first contact between humans and aliens
<Tiresias> grey alien sorts come out of spacecraft with big heads, eyes nose but no mouth
<Pijama|BloodyCold> ok, develop
<Aegelward> first contact quickly becomes last contact
<a1> the question is
<a1> can we fuck it?
<Gorb> Been trying for a coupla hours now

// OOC theatre!

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<Lee-C> Anyone to play?
<Weavern> on gamespy?
<Lee-C> Dawn of War on gímespy?
<Lee-C> it works?
<Weavern> yes it does
<Weavern> what do you think everyone else uses?
<Lee-C> Direct connect
<Lee-C> Hmm
<Weavern> why cant you connect to gamespy?
<Lee-C> No the problem is, I can not make the DoW on games list on gamespy
<Lee-C> how can i?
<Weavern> what are you talking about
<Lee-C> can you help me?
<Lee-C> GameSpy
<Weavern> you click host game and it shows up on the games list
<Lee-C> Not supported game
<Lee-C> Dawn of War
<Weavern> umm it supported
<Lee-C> Hm
<Lee-C> OK
<Lee-C> i gonna to install it
<Slow|sewing> o.O
<Slow|sewing> install what?
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<Slow_Runner> you don't have to install anything other than DoW to play it on GameSpy
<Weavern> you load up dawn of war
<Weavern> you click multiplayer
<Weavern> and you click the online
<Lee-C> Gamespy you
<Lee-C> Yes?
<Lee-C> Hm
<Slow_Runner> o.O
<Slow_Runner> O.o
<Lee-C> So i gonna to game, wanna play on line and the game lead me to gamespy list?
<Weavern> where did you get your copy anyway
<Lee-C> so i have to load up DoW into Gamespy's game list
<Weavern> no
<Weavern> you start dawn of war, you click multiplayer and you click online
<Lee-C> Just simple start Dow and gone to Multy
<Lee-C> thx
<Lee-C> it is lot of help
<Lee-C> thx
<Slow_Runner> np

// I can has gamespy pls?

<Kushan> only stupid people ask stupid questions imo