Relic Community Quotes Database

<Riess> "Welcome to our newest member, cheap_viagra"
<Riess> gee I wonder if that may be a spambot
<ionfish> let's not wait around and find out

<Afoxi> Once old master eat mushrooms that give him gas so bad it kills entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin stick his head in water bucket, that be the only reason Deekin alive today.
<RaptorFOOD> Yeah, those cave 'shrooms are a killer
<Jianaran> ... Another moment of brilliance from Adoxi
<Jianaran> *aFOCX
<Jianaran> DAMMIT
<Jianaran> */Afosi
<Jianaran> SHIT
<Jianaran> *afoxi
* Jianaran needs to go to sleep
<RaptorFOOD> looks like you've tried a mushroom too many

<RiessLinez> bbl, art
<Hablacraja> brb, I ha-- just kidding. I'm here always.

<SquidDNA> That really is just an amazing video
<Caesar> Code, if you want a long one, check your spam filter
<Code> i dont care about length as much as width caes
<Alliance> meh, I cant use it anyway. well I can, if I want 3 months in prison.
<Laura> seconded

<//> OOC! OOC! //

<@Trizzdog> oh sweet jesus, now a giant bat, a naked mole dog, a ratman, and a giant are chasing me down
<@Trizzdog> fuck fuck fuck
<@Hand> trizz, acid is bad

<Tiresias> something just came into my head
<Tiresias> right first contact between humans and aliens
<Tiresias> grey alien sorts come out of spacecraft with big heads, eyes nose but no mouth
<Pijama|BloodyCold> ok, develop
<Aegelward> first contact quickly becomes last contact
<a1> the question is
<a1> can we fuck it?
<Gorb> Been trying for a coupla hours now

// OOC theatre!

* Lee-C has joined #dow_community
<Lee-C> Anyone to play?
<Weavern> on gamespy?
<Lee-C> Dawn of War on gímespy?
<Lee-C> it works?
<Weavern> yes it does
<Weavern> what do you think everyone else uses?
<Lee-C> Direct connect
<Lee-C> Hmm
<Weavern> why cant you connect to gamespy?
<Lee-C> No the problem is, I can not make the DoW on games list on gamespy
<Lee-C> how can i?
<Weavern> what are you talking about
<Lee-C> can you help me?
<Lee-C> GameSpy
<Weavern> you click host game and it shows up on the games list
<Lee-C> Not supported game
<Lee-C> Dawn of War
<Weavern> umm it supported
<Lee-C> Hm
<Lee-C> OK
<Lee-C> i gonna to install it
<Slow|sewing> o.O
<Slow|sewing> install what?
* Slow|sewing is now known as Slow_Runner
<Slow_Runner> you don't have to install anything other than DoW to play it on GameSpy
<Weavern> you load up dawn of war
<Weavern> you click multiplayer
<Weavern> and you click the online
<Lee-C> Gamespy you
<Lee-C> Yes?
<Lee-C> Hm
<Slow_Runner> o.O
<Slow_Runner> O.o
<Lee-C> So i gonna to game, wanna play on line and the game lead me to gamespy list?
<Weavern> where did you get your copy anyway
<Lee-C> so i have to load up DoW into Gamespy's game list
<Weavern> no
<Weavern> you start dawn of war, you click multiplayer and you click online
<Lee-C> Just simple start Dow and gone to Multy
<Lee-C> thx
<Lee-C> it is lot of help
<Lee-C> thx
<Slow_Runner> np

// I can has gamespy pls?

<Kushan> only stupid people ask stupid questions imo

<a1> system e-penis time is inaccurate at measuring system uptime, as it does not account for states of shrinkage

<Riess> hm, I should do something to prevent starving over the weekend
* Riess is now known as RiessOut
<Krautmension> haha
<SquidDNA> To that end Riess I am going to the post office
* SquidDNA is now known as Squid|PO
<Krautmension> adn I'm going to organize wood and screws and a powerdrill
* Krautmension is now known as Dimoff
<RiessOut> POWERKRAUT
<Squid|PO> Alright
<Squid|PO> Meet back here in one hour
<Squid|PO> Synchronize watches!
* Squid|PO changes topic to 'MONTAAAAAGE!'

<SquidDNA> I'm calling attention to the fact that there's really nothing funny or clever about replacing parts of company's names with other symbols or words which you think better describe them
<Haborym> MOAR LIEK
<Haborym> SQUIDPMS

* WebUser783 (97d5fce2@hwc-73364491.com) has joined #homeworld
<Kushan> HI WEBUSER783
<Kushan> DO YOU WANT TO CYBER WITH ME?
<&SquidDNA> WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
<Haborym> asl
<Tiresias> IT'S A TRAP
<Hiigara> mmm
<&SquidDNA> THE PROPHEECIES FORETOLD YOUR ARRIVAL
<Hiigara> fresh ass
<Hiroshi_Tea> yay!
<WebUser783> right on
<Tiresias> wow I think I succeeded in infecting you all with teh gay
<Kushan> all part of your gay agenda
* WebUser783 (97d5fce2@hwc-73364491.com) Quit (Client exited)
<Kushan> wtf tir your gayness scared him away ;[[[
<Hiroshi_Tea> should has asked him to bend over first
<Tiresias> MY GAYNESS
<Tiresias> [03:10] <Kushan> HI WEBUSER783
<Tiresias> [03:10] <Kushan> DO YOU WANT TO CYBER WITH ME?
<Tiresias> [03:11] <Hiigara> fresh ass
<Kushan> damn gays

<Riess> p.s. I personally blame Evangelion for half the internet emo nerds in existence
<GenAmonX2K> I blame Eva for the OTHER half
<GenAmonX2K> so it works out
<Riess> cool

<molo> did he work nanotech into the conversation somehow
<SquidDNA> No, he had two career changes since then
<SquidDNA> He is now taking flight lessons or something
<molo> oh christ
<molo> we don't need more assholes in this industry
<SquidDNA> And only dating teenage girls FROM africa who can dual wield
<SquidDNA> Doesn't matter what they wield, mind

<Zepherian> I'm so lazy I probably don't create enough kinetic energy for a seiko
<Zepherian> :S
<Chrome> hahaha Zeph
<Zepherian> don't laugh, this is a grave personal tragedy

//on the matter of wristwatches...//

<Elukka> AND ALL THE GAYS ARE GOING TO DIE
<Riess> I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN 5 YEARS
<Riess> oh shit, timing

<deadguy|work> moe hi!
<Moe> heya deadie
<Akranadas> \o Moe
<deadguy|work> moe, I need beer
<deadguy|work> when does your country open its doors for beer
<Akranadas> my countries always open
<deadguy|work> sounds good
<Someguy|office> hahaha
<Weavern> wouldent it just be easier to come to canada to get booze then australia
<Ap0k> <16:07:23> <@Akranadas> my countries always open
<Ap0k> i thought visiting hours were 1-2 and 6-7?
<deadguy|work> hahahahahahaha
<deadguy|work> I GET IT
<Akranadas> :(
<deadguy|work> PRISON JOKE LOL
<Weavern> win

<SquidDNA> Some guy on the university mailing list was desparate to sell his laptop
<SquidDNA> $1200 laptop for $1000!
<SquidDNA> I replied I have $700!
<SquidDNA> "lol!"
<SquidDNA> 1 week later
<SquidDNA> "deal!"
<Martian> haha
<Sev> score

//Bargainz, lulz//

<Akranadas> woo, University Acknowlgded my application. Now all I have to do is wait...
<molo> where's University Acknowlgded?
<molo> ;\
<Akranadas> :|
<Akranadas> i would so ban you if you were so sexy
<Akranadas> *weren't
<molo> i know

<SquidDNA> oranj bocks
<SquidDNA> I'm not even that thrilled about it
<SquidDNA> I got it for ep2 and portal
<SquidDNA> Tf2 came free basically
<SquidDNA> the character videos are pure gold of course
<Afoxi> i got it entirely for portal and tf2
<Trizzdog> i wish i had money for it
<Someguy> i got it for everything
<Someguy> except half life 2
<Someguy> heh
<Skwerl> you can give hl2 away as a gift
<Skwerl> but who doesnt own a copy these days
<Someguy> yah...
<Trizzdog> i got HL2 free with my cpu
<SquidDNA> Wait I thought Afoxi was playing a DEMO of HL2 earlier today
<Afoxi> YEAH! WHO DOESNT HAVE A COPY THESE DAYS?
* Afoxi hushes Squid.
<SquidDNA> hhahaha
<Afoxi> =(
<Afoxi> Well, i do own a copy now...

<Pijama> "HE DIED NOT KNOWING THE EMBRACE OF A WOMAN"
* Zepherian has joined #homeworld
<Pijama> rofl
<Pijama> XD
<Afoxi> lol
<Pijama> PERFECT TIMING

<Gblazen> We aren't white supremicists, femnazis, or religious fundamentalists
<Sev> except when deadguy lets his magic work...

<Aegelward> something is siriusly wrong with silver_wolf
<Dyntheos> he likes animals
<Dyntheos> in a bad way
<Gblazen> Beastiality
<Gblazen> Or furry?
<Dyntheos> yes that's it
<Jianaran> Wolves
<Dyntheos> both

<&Mnementh> if your balls dont touch it isnt gay
<GenAmonX2K> if your balls don't touch then what's the point?

<SquidDNA> Megaman, you know Mark Twain's definition of a Yankee?
<GenAmonX2K> No, but I do know his definition of Spinal Meningitis
<GenAmonX2K> "My daughter died of it while I was on vacation :("
<SquidDNA> hahahahahah
<GenAmonX2K> Yeah, that's right, Clemens. What you gonna do?
<SquidDNA> That's terrible.
<GenAmonX2K> oh, I'm gonna pay for that one in the afterlife
<SquidDNA> He's gonna beat the shit out of you.
<GenAmonX2K> he is
<Zepherian> so is his daughter
<SquidDNA> No
<SquidDNA> He could give a shit
<SquidDNA> It's the emoticon
<SquidDNA> He will kill you for that
<GenAmonX2K> oh
<GenAmonX2K> sorry
<Pijama> Mark Twain kicks serious ass as a corpse
<GenAmonX2K> :{(
<GenAmonX2K> there
<GenAmonX2K> mustache
<SquidDNA> hahahahah
<Pijama> Be afraid