Relic Community Quotes Database

<Caesar> it's a German car
<Caesar> so it is clean, efficient, and does its best driving over Poland

<Alliance> btw, the knock on the door, thats the mossad coming to ask you some questions
<Tiresias> fucking mossad always wasting my time

<Caesar_Lab> Jinks kicked her in the throat during sex
<Afoxi> It's awesome to watch IRC and read minute details everyone's sex lives (or lack thereof) are, but TMI.
<Cyberbob> HAHA

<Cyberbob> QUIT YO JIBBER JABBER
<Cyberbob> YOU AIN'T HURT, YOU ARE PATHETIC
<Cyberbob> IF I EVER CATCH YOU ACTIN' LIKE A CRAZY FOOL AGAIN, YOU GONNA MEET MY FRIEND PAIN!
* Afoxi is now known as PAIN
<PAIN> hi everyone
<Cyberbob> ;p
<PAIN> Sorry, i don't know that guy.
* PAIN points at Cyberbob.

<Elukka> i'm sick so im home and boredom is taking over
<Tails> entertain yourself
* Fixer-at-work has joined #homeworld
<Tails> by telling me a story
<Tails> here ill start it
<Tails> This is the story of Grodon the Spack
<Elukka> who travelled the endless voids of spacelol.
<Fixer-at-work> To search for the power of the ultimate ROFL.
<Elukka> however
<Tails> Grodon was a homely fellow, and never quite quick on the draw
<Tails> His transport consisted of a crew including himself and his loyal partner Red
<Tails> Red, although a tad more intelligent than Grodon, was too annoying to function in society
<Elukka> Red was one of the elusive beings called Ninjapirates
<Fixer-at-work> Brutally scarred for life in the conflict against the Cannibal Vikings.
<Elukka> One day, Grodon thought he had finally found the ultimate ROFL
<Void> but it was just a LOL
<Elukka> Nevertheless, a console on the transport exploded of laugter.
<Elukka> *laughter
<Fixer-at-work> Leading to an inquest as to why all the consoles in the main bridge were filled with highly explosive materials.
<Elukka> It was revealed to be an assassination attempt by..
<Void> blood sucking robot ninjas
<Void> on the order of...
<Elukka> DYN, the master of the universe
<Void> It turned out that Red is the last Ninjapirate
<Void> the only one capable of challenging Dyn
<Void> using his magic sword of lollerskates
<Elukka> After a long and hard journey, Grodon and Red finally arrived at the Throne of the Universe, Where Capital Letters Were Used to Emphasise its Importance
<Fixer-at-work> Shocked to discover that someone had left the seat up, and it hadn't been cleaned for months.
<Elukka> They found a note, explaining that Dyn was no longer Star God and had proceeded to rule some corner of a network known as the Intarwebs
<Elukka> because being the master of the universe was way too much work.
<Fixer-at-work> Although the wages of sin were death, the hours were good and you got full dental.

<BSFoxi> Squid is like that.
<Gblazen> eh?
<BSFoxi> He is a Force of Nature, noone controls him, and he's fun to watch, but he's pretty much random and if he decides to layeth the smack down on your house, then you're fucked.

<Skwerl> WHAT THE FUCK
<Skwerl> my fish fucking commited suicide
<Elukka|DoW> gah?
<Tiresias> it couldn't take living with you anymore?
<Tiresias> :/
<Water> did he play a little game of hangman?
<Skwerl> I dont know, but when I found it, its head was stuck under a rock
<Skwerl> I think the rock crushed its head
<Jianaran> poor fishy.
<Water> then it was a homicide
<Jianaran> A moment of silence, please, gentlemen.
<Water> LOUD NOISES
* Jianaran slaps Water around a bit with a large trout
<Jianaran> appropriate.

<Kushan> omg
<Kushan> i haet selling stuff for high prices
<Kushan> i always feel like such an asshole ;<
<Salamander> lol
<Hablacraja> you are an asshole
<Hablacraja> don't let anyone ever discourage you from being the greatest asshole you can be
<Kushan> he even thanked me afterwards
<Kushan> now i really feel like shit :\
<Hablacraja> mutter "sucker" as he's leaving
<Kushan> HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, HABLA?
<Hablacraja> it is night.
<Salamander> lol

<soul> i dont have a drinkin problem

<Zepherian> heh, habla thinks he's in the fabulous 4
<Hablacraja> fantastic
<Zepherian> no, you're in the drag version

<Afoxi> ok everyone, you know standard protocols, if you click you lose IQ
<Hiroshi_Tea> i juat loosed iq!
<Hiroshi_Tea> *just
<Hiroshi_Tea> *losed
<Aegelward_> lost?
<Hablacraja> apparently

<Inq> i was in 'nam. I know my shit.
<Cable> did you kill some charlies inq?
<Inq> yeah, and i swiped his cane
<Inq> I truly am a comedy goldmine.
<Inq> Im like a hetero Wilde

<shame> one of my earliest memories is of me pooping down through my pants into my shoe
<GenAmonX2K> that...
<Someguy|office> ok.....
<Hiroshi_Tea> ...ew
<Vaarok> IRC, where deeply hidden childhood traumas are shared publicly
<GenAmonX2K> THANK YOU FOR THAT, BmB.
<GenAmonX2K> The internet is richer with this information.

<Black> http://www.christcenteredmall.com/stores/art/hollander/jesus-wept-large.jpg
<Black> I didn't notice that constellation
<Hablacraja> what a pussy
<Hablacraja> we all have problems
<Hablacraja> not everyone is crying about it all the time
<Hablacraja> little bitch
<SquidDNA> Why is Jesus crying at the world
<SquidDNA> Is he maybe really sad because he is about to smash into it and can't slow down?
<SquidDNA> THE FACE OF GOD is on a collision course with the Earth
<SquidDNA> We must scramble our finest astronauts to plant a nuke in the savior's nose and blast him into the holy trinity
<SquidDNA> Which will hopefully burn up harmlessly in our atmosphere
<SquidDNA> Also the title is great
<SquidDNA> JESUS WEPT LARGE
<Black> I WOULD LIKE MY JESUS WEPT SUPER SIZED PLEASE

// It's visual.

<Afoxi> WHAT?
<Afoxi> YOU WANT ME TO BECOME EMO TOO?
<Hiigara> YOU ARE TURNING INTO ME
<Hiigara> STFU
<Hiigara> ...
<Afoxi> timing =P

<Laura> HI
* Laura tackles SquidDNA
* SquidDNA pins laura
<Hyperian> haha you're dead squid has tentacles
<Laura> :O
* Laura bites SquidDNA
<Hyperian> that's foreplay
<SquidDNA> rrrow
<Laura> oO
<Laura> no, that's cannibalizing
<SquidDNA> potayto potahto

<Afoxi> Excitement abounds, I almost can't wait!
<Afoxi> Relax I don't want your baby, I already hate.
<Afoxi> Though I do tend to generally kill... kill things that don't fight back, heh heh!
<Afoxi> I see this village, what does it hold? What shall I butcher them with, fire or cold?
<Afoxi> Running from me, sure, you'd think: he's a pathological bloodthirsty homocidal maniac!
<Afoxi> I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies, I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more!
<Afoxi> You see a wife? I see a widow. But what then can't you see I'd kill for?
<Afoxi> I want to incinerate, and decapitate. I want to melt.. want to melt some faces, watching the peasents.. oh, what do they call it?
<Afoxi> Ah, greive.
<Afoxi> I suppose that being Undead, there's not much to life.
<Afoxi> A soul is needed for loving.. feeling, how does this all not make me .. dah, what's that word again?
<Afoxi> Heed!
<Afoxi> You've nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
<Afoxi> With infinit glee, it's going to be me.. that slaughters the wooooorld!
<Afoxi> How could I glare into these eyes, and then not stab them? How could I stare at their loss and then not laugh?
<Afoxi> I'd cut him in half, then I'd graft his head back onto his shoulders!
<Afoxi> Or after I'd cut it, I'd make a puppet, on top of a staaaaff!!
<Afoxi> I am a Lord that is sometimes bored, I have some urges and need to fulfill them!
<Afoxi> After my mayhem I simply don't.. what's the word?
<Afoxi> Care!
<Afoxi> The stench in the air, the smell of the gore, the carnage far greater than any waaar!
<Afoxi> My legacy..
<Afoxi> death becomes..
<Afoxi> me..
<Afoxi> I'll slaughter the woooooorld.

<Da_Fish> I had my first driving lesson today
<Da_Fish> Ran over a dog =/

<BlackStar> Grah
<BlackStar> I signed up for a Civ 4 BTS variant game
<BlackStar> and everyone draws a random civ out of 9
<BlackStar> I drew ethiopia
<Zepherian> research food

<GroundZero> I didnt say that it was
<GroundZero> you are merging two sentences that are about 5 lines apart -_-
<ceejayoz> they're five lines
<ceejayoz> apart
<ceejayoz> because you type
<ceejayoz> like
<ceejayoz> this
<ceejayoz> ;p

<Elukka|EvE> wondered why the enemy wouldnt die
<Elukka|EvE> then i realized i forgot to shoot

<NovaBurn> quakecon tommorow
<NovaBurn> yay
<NovaBurn> valve is going to be there
<Corsix> to laugh at quake

<GenAmonX2K> you slapped me with a power glove
<GenAmonX2K> I thought it was foreplay
<GenAmonX2K> err I mean
<GenAmonX2K> ...nope, not getting out of that one...damn
<BlackStar> "I sprayed you with mace!"
<BlackStar> "I thought it was foreplay."

<dreddnott> if you go back 30-40 years, Republicans were blue and Democrats were red
<dreddnott> Democrats had more control over the South as well
<GenAmonX2K> no
<Hablacraja> more time than that, due to the whole dixiecrat crossover thing
<GenAmonX2K> if you go back 30-40 years
<GenAmonX2K> Republicans were WHITE
<GenAmonX2K> and Democrats were WHITE
<dreddnott> lol
<GenAmonX2K> what country are you from

<Tiresias> I remember when I put him on ignore
<Tiresias> it really bothered him
<Mnementh> how do you know it bothered him?
<Mnementh> if he was on ignore