Relic Community Quotes Database

<Da_Fish> I had my first driving lesson today
<Da_Fish> Ran over a dog =/

<BlackStar> Grah
<BlackStar> I signed up for a Civ 4 BTS variant game
<BlackStar> and everyone draws a random civ out of 9
<BlackStar> I drew ethiopia
<Zepherian> research food

<GroundZero> I didnt say that it was
<GroundZero> you are merging two sentences that are about 5 lines apart -_-
<ceejayoz> they're five lines
<ceejayoz> apart
<ceejayoz> because you type
<ceejayoz> like
<ceejayoz> this
<ceejayoz> ;p

<Elukka|EvE> wondered why the enemy wouldnt die
<Elukka|EvE> then i realized i forgot to shoot

<NovaBurn> quakecon tommorow
<NovaBurn> yay
<NovaBurn> valve is going to be there
<Corsix> to laugh at quake

<GenAmonX2K> you slapped me with a power glove
<GenAmonX2K> I thought it was foreplay
<GenAmonX2K> err I mean
<GenAmonX2K> ...nope, not getting out of that one...damn
<BlackStar> "I sprayed you with mace!"
<BlackStar> "I thought it was foreplay."

<dreddnott> if you go back 30-40 years, Republicans were blue and Democrats were red
<dreddnott> Democrats had more control over the South as well
<GenAmonX2K> no
<Hablacraja> more time than that, due to the whole dixiecrat crossover thing
<GenAmonX2K> if you go back 30-40 years
<GenAmonX2K> Republicans were WHITE
<GenAmonX2K> and Democrats were WHITE
<dreddnott> lol
<GenAmonX2K> what country are you from

<Tiresias> I remember when I put him on ignore
<Tiresias> it really bothered him
<Mnementh> how do you know it bothered him?
<Mnementh> if he was on ignore

<BlackStar> Wasn't there a space game back in the day
<BlackStar> which had infinite space
<BlackStar> and ran on like 3kb?
<Hablacraja> starfield screensaver

<Vertigo> calicos?
<Vertigo> they are like the rainbow sherbet of cats

<cfoley> only noobs use 50 ppp
<cfoley> AT LEAST I'M NOT A NOOB!!!!!!!eleven
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<Ap0k> I BEG TO DIFFER
<bonnet> wow p0k you just catagorically proved that cfolley was a noob
<Ap0k> I SO DID
<bonnet> nice move
<molo> yes very slick
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<Tiresias> I WAS STRAIGHT TILL I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER

<Cable> i have a g string embedded in my finger

<Chandler|Work> I should come out of the closet in a few hours

<Tiresias> so I chose to concentrate leisure time on dressing up, I wonder if I can turn my guy gay, then get excecuted for it
<Tiresias> wait no
<Tiresias> damnit
<Tiresias> I'm a woman didn't realise

<Trizzdog> god my life has been boring
<Trizzdog> married, have a decent house, no sickness, family is well
<SquidDNA> YOU WERE RAPED
<SquidDNA> THAT'S NOT BORING
<Trizzdog> \o/

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<Unk> extra large of course
<molo> you don't need to impress us
<treb|CBC> he uses the larger condom to carry the regular sized ones
<treb|CBC> like a purse

<SquidDNA> I'd like to point out that I approved Afoxi writing the script "to kick gblaze every time he posted a link" because I had no idea he had a way to implement it.
<SquidDNA> It's like asking your five year old son what he's going to do
<SquidDNA> When he answers "Rob a bank"
<SquidDNA> You say "Ok have fun"

<Mikk> bodybuilding is about shaping your musculature into whatever form you want it
<ionfish> you're not pulling that body-as-art bullshit are you mikk?
<Mikk> don't be ridiculous
<Mikk> ofcourse

<GroundZero> cool avatar btw soul
<GroundZero> 'Teddy's gonna getcha'
<soul> heh
<soul> reki found it
<GroundZero> animated avatar though... tssk..
<GroundZero> :P
<soul> its ok
<soul> i also have a non english texted sig
<soul> but i checked with myself on both cases
<soul> and i am ok with it

<Nuri_sushi> YAY! WiC closed beta finished downloading
<Nuri_sushi> now to see if its not a steaming pile of shit
<benwork> how longs that been... a week? :P
<Akranadas> lol, it's open now Nuri
<Nuri_sushi> 3 days would be more accurate
<Nuri_sushi> open? WTF!!!???

<Afoxi> haha
<Afoxi> i logged on with BATMAN KILLS SNAPE as my MSN username and see 7 people immediately log off
<Cyberbob> XD
<Afoxi> they're logging back on one by one
<Xan> bahahah
<Cyberbob> They didn't bother to think about whether Batman is present in Harry Potter.

<NovaBurn> anyway books go
<Hablacraja> Pokey Little Puppy
<BlackStar> Anal Mermaids
<BlackStar> Wait, that's a movie.
<NovaBurn> good movie.
<BlackStar> Indeed.
<Hablacraja> novaburn do you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ
<Hablacraja> perhaps you should read the Bible
<BlackStar> Plot Keywords:
<BlackStar> Anal Sex / Double Penetration / Fellatio / Hardcore / Oral Sex

<BlackStar> Habla is a dwarf.
<Fedman> hi
<BlackStar> Alcohol grants him clarity.
<Fedman> shame it doesnt do that to everyone
<Xan> or does it?
<Fedman> nah it just makes them stupid
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<Fedman> case and point
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<BlackStar> Your case just tripled in credibility.

<Hyperian> http://master01.spikedhumor.com/116144/116144_epic_boobs_1.jpg
<Mirehn> we're on #homeworld, we're all on Santa's dolt list
<Chandler> OLD
<Chandler> but still awesome
<Hyperian> I KNOW YOU ARE