Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> last couple of nights i have woken up with scratches on my body
<NovaBurn> ..?
<soul> showed up to work today
<soul> they were like 'what the fuck happened'
<soul> 'eh?'
<soul> 'your face is scratched.. she say no again?'

<NovaBurn> hw2 is now starting to bitch about "CONFLICT WITH DISC EMULATION SOFTWARE"
<NovaBurn> personally i think its my dvd drive going out again
<SquidDNA> Nova
<SquidDNA> Your DVD drive isn't real
<SquidDNA> It's an emulated drive

[22:43] <Jinkguns> http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/06/18/iphone.battery.ap/index.html
[22:48] <SquidDNA> I read that
[22:48] <SquidDNA> Jink what if you had to choose between that and your girlfriend
[22:52] <Jinkguns> Squid.
[22:52] <Jinkguns> I would choose my girlfriend.
[22:52] <SquidDNA> I would tell her that it took you four minutes to come to a decision Jink
[22:53] <SquidDNA> And then you would have neither

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<Moe|completelysober> ok so
<Moe|completelysober> I'm in this bar
<Moe|completelysober> and I'm in the bathroom
<Moe|completelysober> and they have this condom vending machine
<Moe|completelysober> and on it is a huge ad
<Moe|completelysober> for TravelPussy(tm), the artificial vagina
<Moe|completelysober> WHAT THE FUCK

* soul is now known as food.
<food> who am i kidding
* food is now known as drinking.

<NovaBurn> omfg i want that in my mouth now

<Jinkguns> Oh god why is my back so sore. >.<
<Lor3-16> i could guess that your date went well? or you could have pulled a muscle
<Jinkguns> I didn't have sex, no.
<Emberstrife> Then it failed.
<Emberstrife> Insert coin, try again!
<Jinkguns> We did a lot of walking but I think manually washing my car is what did it
<Jinkguns> I have a 2nd date with her. ;)
<Jinkguns> So not a fail.
<Emberstrife> Washing the car is what did it?
<Emberstrife> You showed that you are a buffet of manliness by manually washing the car?
<Aegelward> did you wear short shorts?
<Jinkguns> ._.
<Jinkguns> I did it before I met with her.
<Aegelward> remember, only immigrants and pedofiles handwash cars, real americans get theirs done by automotive cleansing profesionals
<SquidDNA> or robots
<Jinkguns> I was going to wax but oh god I couldn't.

<Jinkguns> God. I hope your here. I don't believe in praying and I know your most likely hiding behind one of the nicks here for obvious reasons. I really, really need the assistant researcher position I just applied for. :(
<Hablacraja> No.
<Jinkguns> Damn.
<Hablacraja> Okay.

<Unk> i feel like a new hobby
<Unk> suggestions anyone?
<molo> masturbating
<Unk> i have already taken that to professional level

<BmB> Så går vi i Danmark-modus.
<Hablacraja> you'll have to wait for crimson to show up to speak your moonlanguage here
<Hablacraja> and he's pretty much retarded, so have fun with that

<Hablacraja> hey bmb i know this is a touchy subject and all but now that you're here in irc, are you ever going to get around to demonstrating to us that psychic powers thing
<BmB> I couldn't affect a grain of dust even if I tried at this point. I'm out of training
<Hablacraja> how convenient

<GeneralNukeEm> I hate the concept of spies in this game
<GeneralNukeEm> it makes me think of a bunch of guys in tuxedos sprinting across a border
<GeneralNukeEm> only to be taken out by other guys in tuxedos with silenced pistols
<GeneralNukeEm> and of course NOBODY ELSE notices where they came from

<Afoxi> ouch, i clicked on my youtube profile and i read this at the bottom: Friends - You have no Friends.

<SquidDNA> I like cats because they have handles
<SquidDNA> Dogs you have to coax

<Hablacraja> was there an increase in common sense and skepticism
prices worldwide yesterday or something
<Hablacraja> HAY GUYS WHAT ABOUT ALIENS?!
<Hablacraja> HAY GUYES WHAT ABOUT NESSIE
<Hablacraja> HAAHYA GUYEANZ HOMEWORLD3
<Hablacraja> OMFG SUBLIMINAL MESSGAGES IN MAH MUSIC
<Hablacraja> HALP, MILITARY HAS PHOTON BLASTERS AND PLASMA TORPEDOES

<Tails> so I got a new ink cartridge
<Tails> and there's this postage paid envelope to send back the old one
<Tails> anyone else try this?
<Hablacraja> you can put in other things you don't want as well
<Hablacraja> what are they going to do about it?
<Tails> uh
<Hablacraja> not a god damn thing, and now they have their ink cartridge and 3 mcdonalds happy meal toys from 1994

<NovaBurn> I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY NOEL
<soul> knoll
<Squid|DNA> Grassy gnoll
<BlackStar> The most dreaded enemy in Dungeons and Dragons: The giant gazebo on a grassy gnoll.
<NovaBurn> A GAZEBO STANDS BEFORE YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO.
<Tiresias> EAT OF THE SNACKS
<Noir> I GET YON CATGIRL
<Squid|DNA> I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
<Noir> A WIZARD DID IT
<NovaBurn> YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GAZEBO.
<NovaBurn> ROLL INITIATIVE
<Squid|DNA> pi!
<Noble> * rolls a 10*
<BlackStar> I SHOOT AN ARROW AT IT
<Noir> I ROLL WIT TWO W/ AWARENESS TWO(ROLL BATTLE +3)
<NovaBurn> THE GAZEBO CASTS PHANTASMAL KILLER
<NovaBurn> YOU ALL DIE.
<BlackStar> Hey! Im entitled to a will save!
* BlackStar fudges the roll
<BlackStar> I got a 147!
<NovaBurn> fine
<NovaBurn> fail
* Squid|DNA sets mode: +m
* Squid|DNA changes topic to 'THE PARTY HAS DIED'

<Riess|unistuff> *sigh* I hate Meteorology
<SquidDNA> Imagine how the meteors feel
<Riess|unistuff> *badum-tshhh*
<Aegelward> i'm sure it burns them up
* SquidDNA rimshot!

<SquidDNA> DO NOT RUN, TASTY CHILDREN. I AM YOUR FRIEND.

<Kapyrna> So...If you were a porcupine, what color would you be?
<a1> ass

<IgnusDei> yeah, i think i can forget about ever working for relic as an artist

<Squid|viking> I can't feel my face!
<Squid|viking> This shit is fantastic!
<deathsabyss> haha
<deathsabyss> you should probaly stop before you cant feel any other important body parts
<Squid|viking> I've decided I have to get to the bottom of the bottle
<Squid|viking> Just to see what's there

<BlackStar> Daton bitches about every single game whether it's just announced or near release because it's not innovative enough.
<BlackStar> He wants a game where you have to masturbate chicken penises to destroy an alien invasion that's not really an alien invasion because alien invasions are sooo cliche.
<BlackStar> IT"S REVOLUTIONARY

<Tim> ugh
<Tim> had to change my sheets as I bled over them
<Tim> it's 4am I'm grumpy as fuck
<Hand> that time of the month, eh?

<Squid|DNA> Question
<Squid|DNA> Cats make two noises
<Squid|DNA> What are they
<Neko-Question> nyaaa
<Squid|DNA> I will accept that
<Squid|DNA> What's the other
<Zepherian> Miau Purr and Fssst are 3
<Squid|DNA> ZEPH SHUT UP
<Squid|DNA> Oh
<Zepherian> WHAT, SO I'M WRONG AM I
<Squid|DNA> I can see how that was misleading
<Squid|DNA> I was asking Question a Question
<Squid|DNA> ha
<Squid|DNA> ha
<Squid|DNA> ha