Relic Community Quotes Database

<SquidDNA> Just DON'T EVER WATCH ANY ADS FOR IT
<SquidDNA> They're like
<SquidDNA> ANOTHER MEDICAL MYSTERY-- THIS TIME HOUSE WILL HAVE TO KILL THE PATIENT TO SAVE HIS LIFE-- BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT
<NovaBurn> haha
<SquidDNA> Every single one of them

<Away|p0k> we have so much in common
<Away|p0k> we should get married
<Away|p0k> you'd be the bitch, obviously
<Deathwings> Ok. then we get a divorce, and I get the house, the car, the dog
<Away|p0k> deal
<Away|p0k> i'll be along later with the petrol and fire lighters
<Squid|DNA> Best prenup ever

<Cable> Went to Tokyo for 2 weeks
<OctopusRex> what did you think?
<OctopusRex> apparently tokyo is nuts
<OctopusRex> my mate toured Japan
<OctopusRex> with his band
<Sev> I had the chance to go to kyoto once
<OctopusRex> eek
<Cable> Was cool, but the inhabitants are the most antisocial bastards ever
<OctopusRex> really?
<Sev> passed it
<Cable> yup
<Sev> don't regret it
<OctopusRex> wow
<OctopusRex> in what way?
<deathsabyss> J girls ftw
<OctopusRex> (meh heh heh heh)
<Cable> They ignore you for a start
<deathsabyss> cable
<deathsabyss> you have to pay

<Question> da_fish : im not gay, im totally straight, just because i fap to traps doesn't make me gay
<Kalimac> ...

<Tails> COME ON GUYS
<Tails> BEARMANPIG IS REAL, KIRK CAMERON SAYS SO
<Kushan> manbearpig
<Kushan> i like that word
<Jal-18> half man, half bear, half pig
* molo does the math
<molo> WAIT

<SquidDNA> Schnelle inspects the screen-- be on your best behavior gentlemen
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<molo> hhahhaha
<deadguy> hahahaha
<Chrome> ^^
<SquidDNA> Chrome, the hauling bit doesn't seem to work with kittens
<SquidDNA> They think it's a game
<SquidDNA> "Haul and throw"
<SquidDNA> Also I did not notice she was on the keyboard until I heard windows yelling about the "7"

<Tails> Who's a man and a half?!
<Hablacraja> rosie o'donnell

<Kapyrna> as a Nintendo kid, I take offense
<Gblaze> Trinity's being a wise guy. Ignore him. :)
<Trinity> ...and what makes you think i would even give a pinch of rat's shit about whether i offend you or not?
<Gblaze> Anyways, Ninja Gaiden DS will make your tear your hair out for its' difficulty like the Xbox version did.
<rat|sleep> um
<rat|sleep> what?
<Trinity> lol

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<smaaaaalllmonkert> hi again
<Gaz> who are you?
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> last time i try to i get picture of pope
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> fixed
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> shut up
<Gaz> answer,or Riess will consume your ears
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i did
<smaaaaalllmonkert> oh
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i am smaaaaalllmonket
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> dammit i need a wiki page
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok try to guess who i am again
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i'll give a clue
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<DarkGul> attentionwhore?
<Gaz> are you
<Gaz> Lionel Blair?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> my avatar reads hello cthulhu fhtagn
<Gaz> Anwar Sadat?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> no you idiot
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<Gaz> Gough Whitlam?
<Gaz> RICHARD SIMMONS?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> actually i dont have the heart to blame myself on poor tire so continue... not simmons
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> if i told you who i was would i receive an award?
<Gaz> umm...yes
<smaaaaalllmonkert> what kind?
<Gaz> you will have to wait and see
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<Woggy> an oscar
<Woggy> and everlasting fame
<Riess> and we'll set you on fire
<Riess> just a little though
<smaaaaalllmonkert> hmmm
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i just messaged druidika with my identity
<smaaaaalllmonkert> now get him to tell you
<Gaz> O_o
<smaaaaalllmonkert> what
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok fine
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ill tell you a story
<smaaaaalllmonkert> once a pon a time
<smaaaaalllmonkert> there was a man who was called barn
<smaaaaalllmonkert> he went to work
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<Wrkncacnter> hi folks
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> and met Wrkncacnter
<smaaaaalllmonkert> and Shoe
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<Shoe> Hiyas!
<Riess> lo
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> no
<smaaaaalllmonkert> the story will continue
<smaaaaalllmonkert> he was kicked out by Gaz
<smaaaaalllmonkert> but he re-entered the building
<Wrkncacnter> who set mode +m?
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> and found Caesa1 in the filing cabinet
<Gaz> no one has Wkrn
<smaaaaalllmonkert> caesa1 gave him the keys and the silenced pistol
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn travelled through the building collecting evidence
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> then BlackStar appeared holding a flamethrower
<BlackStar> huh?
<BlackStar> I left?
<Wrkncacnter> of course not gaz, the statement itself proves that :D
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn fired a few shots but BlackStar made it to the alarm!
<Riess> +m sounds like a really good idea though
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn threw himself back down the stairs, hats flying everywhere
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> guards came fluttering from every opening and started firing madly at each other
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<Gaz> ...
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn then smashed headlong into a photocopier which promptly exploded
<smaaaaalllmonkert> Gaz was picked up like a rag doll and flew out the window.
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok now we need Gaz to be kicked because it's unrealistic otherwise
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i'll continue nonetheless
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* Gaz sets mode: +o Riess
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *aaa*monk*!*@*
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* SquidDNA sets mode: -b *monket*!*@*
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<Gaz> thank you Squid
<smaaaaalllmenket> and back to the story
<SquidDNA> hmm
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<SquidDNA> Deficient ban
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<SquidDNA> This allows me to refine my technique
<smaaaaalllmenket> KICKS DONT STOP IT
* Gaz sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-73364491.com
* SquidDNA sets mode: -b *!*@hwc-73364491.com
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<SquidDNA> Don't ban the server Gaz ;)
<Zepherian> today's WTF moment was sponsored by the NHL
<Gaz> whoops
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *aaa*!*@*
<Riess> hahah
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* SquidDNA sets mode: -b+b *aaa*monk*!*@* *monk*!*@*
<Water> just ip ban him
<Riess> shotgun ban
<SquidDNA> There
<Riess> can't
<Wrkncacnter> banning, it's an art
<Riess> his IP = webclient
<SquidDNA> He's using the webclient
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<Gaz> he'll come in under a new nick
<Water> hi woggy
<REKI> HI THERE IM REKI
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<Riess> orly
<Laura> lol
<Gaz> now he's impersonating popular long standing dolts
<Riess> did we ever find out wtf his major malfunction is?
<Gaz> he must be MINCED
<SquidDNA> Oh wait
<Water> yes Riess
<Water> he's 14 years old
<Water> nuff said
<Riess> oh
<SquidDNA> This will take some advanced fu
<Riess> ok
<Zepherian> just poison his meals
<Wrkncacnter> done
<Laura> done poisoning?
<Water> is he too old for you to eat, Zeph?
<Laura> that was fast
<Wrkncacnter> i anticipated the request
<SquidDNA> How do you set maximum users
<Wrkncacnter> so his happy meal is not quite so happy around now
<Riess> uh oh, Squid's bringing on the big guns#
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<Laura> alert :P
<Laura> XD
<Shoe> we dont have poison
<outtis> I'm tired
<-Gaz:#homeworld-> Full Alert,evil ops
<SquidDNA> Moe could use the Frohwn on him
<Riess> that would own
<SquidDNA> Moe has an evil spell
<outtis> my eyes are tired
<Wrkncacnter> being german?
<outtis> but my body isn't
<SquidDNA> That force joins the target to over 200 randomly generated channels
<SquidDNA> Often it crashes the client
<Zepherian> I solved it by limiting channels chatside
<Zepherian> since ive been hit with this retarded bullshit before
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<frstkor13> im ag ay
<Riess> sure, but you're not on the web client :D
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<Zepherian> good point
<Laura> he's persistent :|
<Gaz> omg
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<Wrkncacnter> we here on the webclient lack such fancy features
<Riess> I say let him in
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<Riess> he'll grow bored eventually
<Woggy> lol
<Laura> I think that was code :o
<Gaz> lol,was that the real code?
<Riess> no
<SquidDNA> NEIN
<SquidDNA> WE CAN'T BE SURE
<Water> rofl
<Laura> but he is in the server already
<SquidDNA> THEY LOOK LIKE US NOW
<Riess> HE WAS A CYLON
<Laura> :|

<Hyperian> guess what squid doesnt have?
<SquidDNA> semen

<soul> 'hello... hello'
<soul> 'yea um'..
<soul> 'this is [soul] can i help you'
<soul> '[soul] do you think the firefighters have a dangerous job'
<soul> 'no they are pussies'
<soul> *click*
<soul> kidding

<celtti> wait, what will happen in the artcast?
<Caesar> magic
<Tiresias> hot riess on rafta action
<Tiresias> I hope
<Riess> right now, that very much depends on if Trizzdog shows up

<Tails> there's a spelling error on mine
<Squid|DNA> Whoops
<Squid|DNA> You're totally fuckec
<Squid|DNA> *fucked

<frst> she dumped me like
<frst> 3 months ago almost
<frst> so it was time to have a sexual encounter
<frst> with multiple women
<ceejayoz> heh
<ceejayoz> her friends?
<frst> no
<Hablacraja> her grandparents
<ceejayoz> Habla's would've been a good revenge
<ceejayoz> "HAHA YOU HAVE A NEW AUNTIE ON THE WAY"

<eTombotron> fatness is such a monstrous, debilitating illness
<eTombotron> i look at pictures of people when they were thin
<eTombotron> and when they were/are fat
<eTombotron> it's bad
<eTombotron> bad skin
<eTombotron> unhappy facial expressions
<eTombotron> general ugliness
<eTombotron> compromised immune systems
<eTombotron> ok, i made that up
<eTombotron> but what i'm saying is
<eTombotron> they look unhealthy
<eTombotron> life sucks
<SquidDNA> Are you high?

<eTombotron> hey guys
<eTombotron> OH GOD I HURT MY TOES
<eTombotron> there is blood involved
<SquidDNA> BLOOD FOR THE TOENAIL GOD
<Someguy> o noez
<eTombotron> they are going to fall off
<SquidDNA> Maybe in the future you will trust the republicans
<Code> BOW TO YOUR REPUBLICAN OVERLORDS!
<SquidDNA> I'm sure it was a gang of liberal illegal minorities that ruined your toes with irresponsible social spending
<SquidDNA> Admit it
<eTombotron> ;d
<eTombotron> yes
<eTombotron> yes squid
<eTombotron> and they also caused me, in great pain, to drop the roll of toilet paper in the toilet
<eTombotron> when i was getting toilet paper to stanch my wounds
<eTombotron> and it's still there
<eTombotron> in the toilet
<eTombotron> who thinks that if i wait long enough, the cardboard will be flushable
<SquidDNA> Long enough = years
<Code> pah, if your toilet cant flush a whole roll, your toilet is a PUSSY.
<eTombotron> my toilet is definitely a pussy
<Caesar> sounds familiar....BAD THING HAPPENS...don't do the smart thing and fix it.....LOG ON AND TELL IRC
<SquidDNA> I would topic that if it weren't so disgusting

<Penitent> at least he isn't called dwayne
<Inst> when was dwayne in vogue?
<molo> the 80s, i would imagine
<molo> along with mullets
<molo> and rat tails
<Inst> it's sort of hard to relate to that aesthetic
<molo> it's sort of hard to understand why anybody would think those are good ideas
<Hablacraja> cocaine's a hell of a drug

<Khet> supcom is forcing me to reinstall my windows partition
<Khet> 8 gig
<Khet> be serious
<Inst> LULZ
<Inst> it has to install on your windows partition?
<Inst> when I upgrade, I need a bigger penis
<Inst> oh god
<Inst> what am i saying
<Inst> ...

<Caesar> stalker is scaring the beejezus out of me
<Hablacraja> pussbitch

<CrimsonAngel> I HATE CLEANING!!!!
<Hablacraja> just burn it all
<CrimsonAngel> I need a fucking maid
<CrimsonAngel> And she can fucking burn my stuff for me
<drUnk> everyone needs a fucking maid, but do you need a maid to clean as well?

<Hiigara> hahaha
<Hiigara> you should tell her that
<Hiigara> "I've always remembered you by your ass"
<Zepherian> yeah, that will either get you laid, or slapped, or both if she's a dominatrix

<Moe> oh shit
<Moe> I know what the problem is
<Trizzdog> i don't think we would ever celebrate his birthday if it was april 31st
<Moe> I put his birthday under "name of spouse"
<Moe> fuck I'm stupid

<IcecreamLtDan> You're not invited to any of my orgies anymore
<Mirehn> damn it Dan
<Mirehn> but we had so much fun last time!
<Hablacraja> way to miss the joke
<Mirehn> :P
<NovaBurn> like we'd want to go to your family reunion dan

<SquidDNA> Also I have completely reversed my position on evolution
<SquidDNA> Cats are clear evidence of intelligent design
<SquidDNA> They are god's gift to man
<SquidDNA> They are organic self-cleaning napkins
<SquidDNA> 1) Wipe dirty hands on cat
<SquidDNA> 2) Cat cleans self
<SquidDNA> 3) Repeat

<Trinity> Hell, I've had more accounts than some of you have posts!
<IcecreamLtDan> You've had more time in a tank than all of us combined as well. Whore!