Relic Community Quotes Database

<drChengele> holy shit, I just had to mow through seventeen forum pages, seven Wiki entries, three porn sites and a weejee board just to find this place
<Zepherian> what an amazing waste of effort
* drChengele was kicked from the chat room by SquidDNA. (WELCOME!)
<Zepherian> WELCOME TO HELL
<Zepherian> kekekekeke
<Zepherian> now he has to do all that again
<Zepherian> bad squid
<SquidDNA> Well he should have bookmarked it

<Zepherian> sweet jesus thats an agressive rear

<Khet> Habla, what are conversations like with you irl when you dont have access to photobucket or 4chan?
<Khet> i cant picture them
<Hablacraja> kind of like a freight train bursting out of a pile of tulips and crashing into a lake of fire
<Hablacraja> spilling benzene the whole time

<SquidDNA> Why is wendy's advertising hamburgers with a song about masturbation
<Linuturk> that's the special sauce
* molo|lost squints
<IgnusDei> ...

<Tails> what is the oldest internet sensation?
<Neko-Question> porn

<Hablacraja> I THOUGHT THEY GASSED ALL THE LEFT HANDED PEOPLE IN WWII
<Hablacraja> WHAT IS THIS THREAD
<Neko-Question> you are doing it wrong. it should be "WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY?!?!"
<LeftWing> Nah, that sounds homophobic ;P, the thread thing is fine.
<Hablacraja> WELL MAYBE IF ALL LEFT HANDED PEOPLE WEREN'T HOMOSEXUAL IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE, BUT QUESTION IS RIGHT
<LeftWing> Lawl

<Neko-Question> i want retro to come back :(
<pH14> why
<Neko-Question> i like him
<molo|2142> are you gay for him
<pH14> sounds like it
<Neko-Question> no commento
<molo|2142> that sounds like a yes

<SquidDNA> And it was awesome
<Zepherian> the manhole?
<SquidDNA> Yes

<SquidDNA> So the computer runs the whole facility
<SquidDNA> And can kill everyone in the facility
<SquidDNA> And in case it does that
<SquidDNA> You need to go kill the computer
<SquidDNA> In that case we give the computer an elaborate defense mechanism
<SquidDNA> ?!?!?!?
<`downslope> i'm sure us internet friends have your answer
<SquidDNA> Why does the computer have an elaborate defense mechanism at all
<SquidDNA> Raise your hand if your IT department even has LOCKS ON THE DOORS
<`downslope> usually people avoid the IT department
<`downslope> the employees are deterrent enough

<Zepherian> haha, just found a portuguese corp in eve
<Zepherian> It's like a corp full of Zephs
<Zepherian> I'm gonna avoid it like the plague
<Zepherian> :D
<Mnementh> now you know how we feel

<Tiresias> I know the internet is full of wackos
<Tiresias> but I wonder who the single wierdest person on the internet is
<Tiresias> there must be one who is definably the wierdest
<Tiresias> :|
* Zepherian joined the chat room.
<Zepherian> hi folks
<Zepherian> and folkettes
<molo> good timing tir

<Hangfire> http://www.thestar.com/article/200265
<Hangfire> 'When the new chocolate-coloured sofa set was delivered to her Brampton home, Doris Moore was stunned to see packing labels describing the shade as "Nigger-brown."'
<Hangfire> LOL
<Hangfire> I betcha any money it's an "engrish" situation
<Mnementh> well, she does look like she could use the sofa as camoflage

<soul> heyo
<soul> sober so turn the logging off

<Weasel_Boy> when do i get promoted for being good!
<Lor3-16> on the 13th of never dude!
<Weasel_Boy> damn communists!
<Lor3-16> some are more equal than others.....
<Akranadas> on the 30th of February next year
<Methuselath> \:D
<Weasel_Boy> ..... im gonna hold you to that lol
<Akranadas> okay
<Lor3-16> erm....
<Akranadas> shhh
<Lor3-16> k

<Mirehn> plan tonight, is to sleep with ex's worst enemy
<Zeph|EVE> her dad?
<Mirehn> I think that would be appropriate retribution

// awesome timing!

<Lor3-16> Jun: are you sonofjun from dow sanc?
<Jun> nope
<Jun> that would be my son

<Tails> ughhh writers block
* Tiresias chisels it into a shape of a kitten
<Tails> writers kitten :)

<Hyperian> you know just cause black people doesnt know how to use irc doesnt mean you guys should just shout out niggers all day long

<Dorkdav> Is it worth speading money on stuff like headphones and a keyboard?
<Neko-Question> yes.
<Neko-Question> trying to use a computer without a keyboard is hard

<molo> my vote counts double
<molo> we could vote on that but i'd win
<Martian> i would vote for you molo
<molo> yay
<molo> you get an extra vote too
<Martian> we are a good team
<molo> i concur
<Martian> that makes four of us

// LOL FIRST SPAMMER EVER (AND LAST, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL REDIRECTED TO LEMONPARTY NOW).


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<Mnementh> actually zeph, a company in the UK was stopped from selling 'dragon sausages' because they didnt contain any dragon...
<Mnementh> http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=dragon-sausage-food-farce&method=full&objectid=18116784&siteid=50082-name_page.html
<Zepherian> why the deceiving cocksuckers
<Zepherian> not giving people real dragon
<Mnementh> The trading standards department ran a full analysis - and proved there was no dragon in it. The firm was informed it was an offence and they were breaking the law because of the misleading name.
<Mnementh> I just find that hilarious
<Druidika> are you allowed to sell hot dogs in the UK?

<Tiresias> anyone else die on first bit of stalker all the time :|
<Aegelward> if you fail your first mission you get the restraining order, makes stalking hard

<Jink|STALKER> So its official. I've "reconciled" with all my ex-girlfriends.
<Jink|STALKER> Oh shit, that so didn't sound right with this nick.

* Ragna|movie_time is now known as Ragna|movie_making_time
<Neko-Question> are you sure thats not babies_making_time?
<ceejayoz> couldn't it be both?