Relic Community Quotes Database

<Hyperian> you know just cause black people doesnt know how to use irc doesnt mean you guys should just shout out niggers all day long

<Dorkdav> Is it worth speading money on stuff like headphones and a keyboard?
<Neko-Question> yes.
<Neko-Question> trying to use a computer without a keyboard is hard

<molo> my vote counts double
<molo> we could vote on that but i'd win
<Martian> i would vote for you molo
<molo> yay
<molo> you get an extra vote too
<Martian> we are a good team
<molo> i concur
<Martian> that makes four of us

// LOL FIRST SPAMMER EVER (AND LAST, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL REDIRECTED TO LEMONPARTY NOW).


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<Mnementh> actually zeph, a company in the UK was stopped from selling 'dragon sausages' because they didnt contain any dragon...
<Mnementh> http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=dragon-sausage-food-farce&method=full&objectid=18116784&siteid=50082-name_page.html
<Zepherian> why the deceiving cocksuckers
<Zepherian> not giving people real dragon
<Mnementh> The trading standards department ran a full analysis - and proved there was no dragon in it. The firm was informed it was an offence and they were breaking the law because of the misleading name.
<Mnementh> I just find that hilarious
<Druidika> are you allowed to sell hot dogs in the UK?

<Tiresias> anyone else die on first bit of stalker all the time :|
<Aegelward> if you fail your first mission you get the restraining order, makes stalking hard

<Jink|STALKER> So its official. I've "reconciled" with all my ex-girlfriends.
<Jink|STALKER> Oh shit, that so didn't sound right with this nick.

* Ragna|movie_time is now known as Ragna|movie_making_time
<Neko-Question> are you sure thats not babies_making_time?
<ceejayoz> couldn't it be both?

<Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned from all threads that could conceivably possibly even remotely have to do with halo
<Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> myPictures, *is* random images
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> GOOD IDEA
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<SquidDNA> <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> okay, sorry, didn'T mean to paste that often
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<mrBabble> GG at structuring advicee, anyway, Hablacraja
<Void> <Hablacraja> (&SquidDNA) <Riess|work> <Ben> <Riess|work> bmb23 should be banned.
<Riess|work> THIS ENDS NOW, K!?

<Trinity> hrmmm... wife just came and announced she is getting in the hottub
<Trinity> fuck the internet
* Trinity has quit

<Hablacraja> conservapedia
<Hablacraja> wtf is this shit
<Hablacraja> seems more like a wiki for republicans with aspergers

<@Ap0k> it would ruin the illusion that you don't live in a pint glass fishy :(
<~ionfish> that's not true

<Tiresias> if you melt the solar ice caps you flood the planet with Jews?
<deathsabyss> global warming
<deathsabyss> hitlers greatest fear
<Mnementh> it was his final soloution
<Jinkguns> indeed
<Jinkguns> and it is the souls of the jews he killed that is warming the atmosphere
<Jinkguns> ironic is it not?
<Jinkguns> I say we ban Jewish souls
<Unk> Jew's have souls?!?!?!?!
<Unk> just combine them with muslim souls
<Unk> it's like antimatter
<Unk> the perfect power source for a giant robot hitler

<Squid|soak> THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<NovaBurn> THE HOBBITS
<Squid|soak> THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<NovaBurn> TO ISENGARD
<Hablacraja> i hate you guys
<Squid|soak> hahah
<Hand> The Ents are going to war!
<Hand> RUN FOREST, RUN!

<Hand> nova, fix your internet
<Hand> you're getting cut off more than John Wayne Bobbitt

// Nova having problems with frequent ping timeouts.

* IgnusROME has joined #homeworld
<CrimsonAngel> Say no MORE
<IgnusROME> i had the best burger in town today
<IgnusROME> mmmmmmm
<Trinity> elbow in the ribs
<Trinity> she's a goer?
* IgnusROME is now known as IgnusDei
<CrimsonAngel> I bet she is i bet she is
<Trinity> hopefully he doesn't say his sister's burger
<BugxEarl> that's the only kind of burger that's worth eating
<BugxEarl> sorry...
<Trinity> :)
<IgnusDei> no, it was MINE
<Trinity> fur burger
<IgnusDei> MINE TO EAT
<Trinity> your ate your own fur burger
<IgnusDei> ...
<Trinity> how the fuck did you do that?
<IgnusDei> godamned timing

<Trinity> it matter not if it is directed at an object or a person. the root of the derogatory still arises from the association with a gay community
<Hablacraja> you clearly did something else wrong
<Mirehn> you're gay
<Hablacraja> this argument is niggerish, i don't feel like participating in it anymore
<Mirehn> yeah
<Mirehn> sounds like a bunch of bitches whining about some crap
<BugxEarl> lol
<Hablacraja> yeah mir it's gay as hell
<Trinity> you bunch of cunts!!!!!!

<Gaz> heard you were destroyed in a drinking competition with Buggo Soulie....;)
<Unk> drunken midgets
<Unk> i hope there is a video
<soul> fuckin A man
<soul> you have no idea
<soul> destroyed
<Someguy|office> it's like
<Someguy|office> getting sajuuked
<soul> yea
<soul> i got sajuuked
<Unk> the bear got sajuuked
<Unk> ironic
<Chrome> LOL
<soul> sajuuk came to bear all right
<soul> and fucked him

//...Relic meetup fallout <3

Novaburn: Everyone say SpartAAAAA
Squid: Shhh, you're gonna spoil it! (looking at the people standing in line)
Novaburn: SPOILER! THEY ALL DIE

// Having our picture taken outside the theatre where we'd just seen The 300.

<Chrome> lo fishy
<deadguy> fiish i soud
<SquidDNA> Hey ionfish!
<deadguy> fiish is soul
<Chrome> translation soul is using deadie's nick atm
<SquidDNA> Soul is drunk
<deadguy> fiii
<SquidDNA> With us
<deadguy> fii
<deadguy> fii
<Chrome> and yes, he is DRUNK
<deadguy> fish
<deadguy> is
<deadguy> i a
<deadguy> wait
<SquidDNA> "fish.. FUCK fish.. FUCK.. fish.. FUCK
<ionfish> haha
<ionfish> hi dolts
<deadguy> hey fish this is soul
<deadguy> yes
<Chrome> lol
<deadguy> id id
<deadguy> i did it
<ceejayoz> "Fish. Fuck. Fish. Fuck. F I S H is fish. Wait. Wait. Okay. Wait. Wait. Okay. Wait. Just wait. Okay. Hey, fish, this. is. soul. enter. Yes! I did it. Fuck!"
* Weav|sleep would make comment on how you can tell when deadguy is deadguy, but soul might just spell the kline right
<Chrome> hahahahahahaha

<a1> row row row the ova, slowly down the vagina
<a1> angrily, angrily, tearfully, angrily
<a1> life is but a dream
<Hablacraja> lol whut
<Code> no more alcohol for A1.
<Code> Ever.

<Santiago4ever> never mind
<Santiago4ever> disregard what I said, I suck cocks.

<OjKa> like ctrl + d for abilities that i need to use now!!
<Weavern> i go to cnc3
<Weavern> where the hell is my waypoints
* MadPaladin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<OjKa> its like
<OjKa> alt + click ;(
<Tiresias> I just find C&C3 dull
<Weavern> oh right i have to use that moronic waypoint tool
<OjKa> who on earth likes alt
<Weavern> its not even alt
<Ragnarok2504> lol
<Ragnarok2504> poor Alt
<Weavern> you have to setup a chain and put units onto the chain
<Alt> ...
<Ragnarok2504> he is in this room you know?
<OjKa> omg
<Alt> Yes i am...
<OjKa> not you alt ;(
<Tiresias> lol
<Ragnarok2504> hehehe
<OjKa> i have put my foot in it now ;(
<Alt> ok....

<Tiresias> RAFTA WE CAN HAVE AN E-RELATIONSHIP
<Raftocon|Bassobots> no
<Tiresias> :(
<Raftocon|Bassobots> we can't
<Raftocon|Bassobots> YOU ARE BOY
<Raftocon|Bassobots> !!!
<Raftocon|Bassobots> xD
<Tiresias> OVER THE INTERNET YOU CAN PRETEND I AM A BOY
<Tiresias> ;p
<LeftWing> XD
<Tiresias> OOPS
<Tiresias> GIRL
<Tiresias> FUCK

<SquidDNA> He passed Rosemont when it was his next stop THREE TIMES
<SquidDNA> That's pretty fucking drunk
<soul> who hasnt had that happen:\
<soul> actually i never had that happen
<soul> passed out on a floor
<soul> a couch
<soul> a bathroom
<soul> a car
<soul> in a booth
<soul> a cab
<soul> leaning against a door that wasnt there
<soul> a company function
<soul> but not a train
<soul> what a dork
<soul> loser