Relic Community Quotes Database

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<Afoxi> I want my own swearing fairy. =\

<&soul> just have to text her
<&soul> that would be better cause my voice is um..
<&soul> i dont want to come across as a predator
<&soul> :\

<mrBabble> hey molo, do airmen use the terms port and starboard?
<molo> no.
<mrBabble> l/r instead then?
<molo> yes.
<mrBabble> k
<molo> we're not ahab and queequog up there

<ceejayoz> a guy who doesn't partake in sex telling us it lasts 30 seconds, is guilty, etc.
<ceejayoz> ;p
* Unk has joined #homeworld
<Unk> hey folks
<Unk> i am having seriously difficulty not posting an insult about robert frazer's staying power
* Kushan has joined #homeworld
<ceejayoz> heh
<Afoxi> o_o
<Afoxi> your timing is priceless

<ceejayoz> i love it when people screw themselves
<ceejayoz> i just clean up their mess :p

<nyyti> IcecreamLtDan, are you a texas boy?
<IcecreamLtDan> no
<nyyti> oh ok
<IcecreamLtDan> Are you a gay boy?
<nyyti> hah no :P
<IcecreamLtDan> Why would you think I was a Texas boy?
<nyyti> somehow your voice sounds like texas
<IcecreamLtDan> Now you know why I asked if you were a gay boy

<Mirehn> I wonder what it would be like to have a Space Marine's constitution
<soul> go ask in #dow
<Trizzdog> isn't there a tabletop channel for that?
<molo> yeah it's #momsbasement

<Sev_away> I wonder how many would be alive if this channel went to war as a squad after day one, as a result of friendly fire

<SquidDNA> WHAT THE FUCK
<SquidDNA> THAT ROBOT JUST GREW FEATHERS AND SHOT FIRE OUT ITS WINGS
<SquidDNA> I CALL BULLSHIT
<SquidDNA> ON YOUR ENTIRE SUBCULTURE

<SquidDNA> Goddamn I hate the boardwars
<SquidDNA> But they're like the red light distict
<SquidDNA> You can't really just do away with it
<SquidDNA> Otherwise you'd have whores all over town

<Tails> the [frozen yogurt] machine doesnt work right
<Tails> so sometimes the yogurt comes out as liquid
<Tails> in which case you get sprayed with frozen yogurt
<Hablacraja> haha
<Tails> or it comes out half-frozen
<Tails> in which case you're stuck with a cone and your hands covered in yogurt that strikingly resembles a huge, cold turd
<Tails> not too appetizing

<Adonis> Squid!
<SquidDNA> Donny
<SquidDNA> Howsit
<SquidDNA> Date go well?
<SquidDNA> Was it hot?
<SquidDNA> Or not?
<Adonis> Not
<Adonis> Not a lady-like as she lets on
<Adonis> Was a bit disappointed
<Adonis> Shall I go on?
<Away|p0k> only if the next sentence doesn't involve "so when i pulled off her panties i noticed a one-eyed trouser snake staring back at me"

<deathwings> "I'm clearly better than you, so thus you are wrong."
<deathwings> awesome
<ionfish> that's the basis of all my arguments
<SquidDNA> I started a fight with an autistic girl on the internet today
<SquidDNA> I figure competition has gotten too stiff in the GD

<Gaz> Moe has got evil powers
<Aegeri> POWERS OF EVIL
<Aegeri> What the hell
<Aegeri> How did I end up in #buttsechs

<Jal-18> i hear if you say [Uber's] name three times he comes and locks your thread

<Old_Painless> i find that if i have no melee troops i feel naked
<ImmortalChaos> OP
<ImmortalChaos> youre weird :p
<ImmortalChaos> i feel naked with no ranged
<Ragnarok2504> i feel naked with no clothes
<ImmortalChaos> rag wins
<Ragnarok2504> :P

<Chrome> okay riddle me this one
<Chrome> IF I LACK A VAGINA THEN WTF AM I?
<Zepherian> ANNOYING
<molo> boring

<hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
<mrmin123> cars have hit points?

Talking about what everyone'll be doing at the Relic Open House

<celtti> Obtuse, wear the rubber
<Obtuse> excuse me? :O
<Riess|work> it's too much of a beautiful day to be working
<celtti> I mean, don't be that irresponsible
<Obtuse> what do you think we'll be doing over there, exactly?
<celtti> Obtuse, getting wasted
<Obtuse> o.O
<celtti> not having steamy mansex, I hope
<Riess|work> hell yes we will
<Obtuse> lawl
<celtti> oh okay, I stand corrected
<Riess|work> er, get wasted, that is
<Obtuse> mmm
<celtti> damn
<Riess|work> timing...

<trebeer> negative, negative, it just impacted on the surface
<trebeer> sounds like sex with zeph

//ah the joy of Star Wars quotage.

<Emberstrife> "Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
<celtti> maybe swap complain for persist
<Tiresias> CELTTI YOU CAN PICK ME UP ANYTIME
<Emberstrife> great pickup line, works every time.
<celtti> Tiresias, I'll pick you up once I'm old, ugly and dirty
<Lor3-16> leaves them nice and responsive ember?
<Tiresias> :(
<celtti> <3
<Lor3-16> least he didn'e say never Tire!
<Tiresias> you'll break soon...
<Tiresias> :|
<Emberstrife> it softens em up, Lor
<Emberstrife> makes your acquaintance easier
<celtti> chloroform only softens them up? Man, you must be the catch of the century ;)
<Emberstrife> also, some report it guarantees sex on first date!
<celtti> well, that's handy
<Emberstrife> i was being sarcastic.
* Tiresias chloroforms celtti and drags him back to his lair

<TheShadow> but still, I find it weird that Laura actually mentioned me in her email...
<TheShadow> :)
<Cannon> Why? You think you are so insignificant she wouldn't remember you? (I am trying to attack your self steem)
<TheShadow> that is just weird and it also proves something: I spend too much time in here to make her notice me....
<TheShadow> I think I'm so significant that she doesn't want to remember me
<Cannon> She probably doesn't want to... but can't help it.
<TheShadow> (oh, I'm not trying to make her notice me...)
<TheShadow> even better :D
<Cannon> You know... like those times when you see a horrible acident and you can't stop remembering the intestines all over the floor... but you want to.

<Moe|away> Oh
<Moe|away> by the way
<Moe|away> at the meetup, when we go out for drinks
<Moe|away> I mean I know Allie likes that cocktail
<Moe|away> but there is no fucking way in hell I'm walking up to the bar and saying "I'd like a blowjob please" before I see one of you guys do it
<Slow_Runner> :D
<Moe|away> I still think you're trying to prank me
<Someguy> haha
<Riess> :D
<Weavern> simple solution
<Weavern> have nova do it

<Zepherian> wierder things are in [my photobucket account]
<Hablacraja> link
<Zepherian> especially the transvestite body builders
<Hablacraja> hah
<Zepherian> you've seen them
<Zepherian> don't worry, nobody can compete with hablabucket
<Zepherian> Photocraja
<Hablacraja> Phoblacracket

<Hablacraja> my laptop is submerged in a bath of coolant
<Hablacraja> supercooled virgin blood plasma
<Hablacraja> i have to go to the nearby middle school every few days to refill
<BlackStar> Habla, these days, even that's not early enough.
<BlackStar> Soon enough, the only reliable source will be kindergarten.
<Aegelward> using your own must be easier