Relic Community Quotes Database

<Deionarra> What are you studying Bowkers?
<Bowkers|laptop> History
<Bowkers> with a hint of genocide
<Bowkers> atm final year of UG
<SquidDNA> a *dash* of genocide
<Bowkers> where I'm studying Revolution and History, Science and History and Democracy and War
<Deionarra> It wouldn't be proper history without a little genocide thrown in
<SquidDNA> SCIENCE AND HISTORY AND REVOLUTION AND HISTORY AND HISTORY AND BAKED BEANS AND HISTORY AND HISTORY AND HISTORY
<Jal-18> have you considered talking to black about community?
<Jal-18> it's like history, but right now
<Bowkers> what do you mean Jal?
<Jal-18> black said some sentence yesterday that was 50% community
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<Jal-18> it was a little inside joke
<SquidDNA> That was awesome
<Jal-18> squid was there
<Jal-18> he can tell you
<SquidDNA> [21:06] <Black> Also I will draft a plan to incorporate the community TF2 server community into the plan.
<SquidDNA> [21:06] <Jal-18> community
<SquidDNA> [21:07] <SquidDNA> <Black> Also I will draft a community plan to incorporate the community TF2 plan server community into the community plan.
<Jal-18> yes
<Jal-18> that was it
<Someguy|work> heh
<Deionarra> hah
<Bowkers> haha
<SquidDNA> hum
<Bowkers> I haven't spoken to Black no
<Jal-18> well, it's a bad idea
<Jal-18> so don't
<SquidDNA> ever

<Code> ultramarine smovie!
<Code> YAAAY
<OhJohnNo> fawk yeah Ultramarines smoothie

<Ck> Cool. Anything is worth a shot if it is free.
<SquidDNA> herpes!
<SquidDNA> Actually I'm not certain there's a shot for herpes
<SquidDNA> creams maybe
<Magus> There's creams and pills that control outbreaks.
<Kap|game> Afoxi, I'm trying that

<Chrome> I wonder if you went out, and laid down while naked, if google Earth has the resolution to show just HOW nekkid you are when you do that?
<Tiresias> haha
<Tiresias> I dunno
<deadguy> google earth might be able to tell what pose you were in
<deadguy> but I'd be more worried about google streetview
<deadguy> not that I stand around naked, waiting to pounce on strangers driving heavily modified cars
<Tiresias> why so picky about the cars?
<deadguy> the last time I did that, I had to hang out with some mercenaries while they saved an oppressed mexican village from a well-armed, but lazy-eyed drug runner

<Afoxi>: ImpostorFoxi just joined.
<Afoxi>: Condition Zero-One - Passed.
<Afoxi>: Condition Zero-Two - Passed.
<Afoxi>: All clear, initiating welcome script "Afoxi's Tokyo Mew Mew Rawr Rawr Special Edition".
<Afoxi>: Please don't steal my nick! <3
<nyyti>: wut
<Afoxi>: whoops

01:43 <Kresjah> Gives me time to crap something to eat too
01:43 <Kresjah> Umm
01:43 <Kresjah> Grab :s

<ZellFish> well
<ZellFish> That was interesting
<ZellFish> I pull my comp out of sleep mode and a DOS prompt flashes that reads "Success"
* ZellFish has left irc.hwcommunity.com (Connection reset by peer)

<Bowkers|laptop> jesus christ..
<Bowkers|laptop> a dead guy just woke up :(
<deadguy> Bowkers|laptop: watching 'The Message' ?
<Bowkers|laptop> yes
<deadguy> wow, you've made good progress
<Bowkers|laptop> I haven't really slept..
<Bowkers|laptop> :/
<deadguy> it was, what, the day before yesterday that you hadn't even finished the first episode?
<Tim> deadie eh
<Tim> FIREFLY SUCKS!
<Tim> SPACE COWBOYS IS GAY!
-!- mode/#homeworld [+b *!*bambam@*.plus.com] by deadguy
-!- Tim was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy [deadguy]
<Bowkers|laptop> yes
<Bowkers|laptop> two days ago I was stuck on the first episode
-!- mode/#homeworld [-b *!*bambam@*.plus.com] by deadguy
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<soul> lol
<soul> the old dg would have left the ban in the place
<soul> it used to be about the music
<soul> you changed
<soul> :\
-!- mode/#homeworld [+b *!*soul@*.F58CB246.IP] by deadguy
-!- soul was kicked from #homeworld by deadguy [deadguy]
-!- mode/#homeworld [-b *!*soul@*.F58CB246.IP] by deadguy
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-!- mode/#homeworld [+oa soul soul] by ChanOP
<soul> rofl
<soul> -irc.hwcommunity.com- *** You were forced to join #homeworld
<Gaz> FORCED
<Pijama> summoned
<deadguy> :D
<Kap> what voodoo magics be these
<Gaz> deadie's infernal irc tricks from his very own Book of The Dead
<Kap> WHATTHEFUCKDEADDIE
<deadguy> ?
<Kap> -irc.hwcommunity.com- *** You were forced to join #penisBeUponYou
<deadguy> (V)uahahahahahah
<Gaz> uh-oh
<Gaz> THE MASTER CHIEF HAS WENT BERSERK

<Afoxi> anyone have any advice for someone who needs to get work done but hasn't been doing that over the past few days?
<hiro> don't be lazy
<hiro> that gives you herpes
<Gorb> Laziness gives you herpes?
<Gorb> Shit, I'm boned.
<Afoxi> ...well i suppose that analogy works, i mean if you're too lazy to run over to 7-11 to grab some rubber before deciding to jam it in, you could wind up with herpes...

<ZellFish> dolts
<ZellFish> I want to learn how to art mecha
<ZellFish> and how to art in general
<ZellFish> help
<SquidDNA> I think it usually works where you post something and people tell you what you're doing wrong
<Siber> Perfect solution, post a blank picture!
<SquidDNA> Siber did you see all the work I've done in the dropbox
<SquidDNA> blank spots in the folder
<SquidDNA> Let me know what you think!
<Siber> I'll get right on that!
<SquidDNA> I expect ten blank pages of critique
<Siber> I can provide!
<SquidDNA> Excellent
<Siber>






<Siber> did that all come through?
<SquidDNA> It clipped at
<Siber> goddamnit

* OhJohnno covers eyes and hopes they swill stop giving away spoilers
<deathwings> if you ask nicely moe will kill your connection to the server
<deathwings> no more connection no more spoilers
*** deathwings was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)
*** deathwings has joined #homeworld
<SquidDNA> OOPS
<deathwings> WOT
<SquidDNA> I'm sorry
<deathwings> HOW DARE YOU SIR
*** OhJohnno was kicked by SquidDNA (SquidDNA)

<Black> Oh well.
<Black> The shuttle has a 98% success rate.
<Black> I can give a game some slack.
<Elukka> enough reason for me not to buy the game
<Elukka> nasa fixes their shuttles
<Black> after they explode in flames

<OhJohnno> I have a good idea for a game...
<OhJohnno> Say "Stag Buggy" ten times real fast and tell us what you end up with.
<Innonexess> a mess?
<OhJohnno> I tried and ended up with "Stink Sluggy".
<Innonexess> Stab buddy?
<Gorb|Out> I got "bugstab"
<Innonexess> GABUTSATG!
<Jal-18> i ended with stag buggy
* Jal-18 knows how to speak
<Jal-18> :P
<oxy> i got "hell no I won't"
<Colonel_Temp> muerhag jughegeh
<Ulti> stag bugidy
*** bonnet Quit (Ping timeout)
<OhJohnno> Anyone else?
<Alliance> stag buggy
<Starblade|WorkingHard> i got "islam is the light"

<ZellFish> Squid; much to your dismay, the local paper decided to print my story.
<ZellFish> :|
<ZellFish> In bits and pieces.
<SquidDNA> Why would this be to my dismay
<ZellFish> You dislike how the opening is wroting.

<OhJohnno> So, you know what they should do
<OhJohnno> They should make
<OhJohnno> A game
<OhJohnno> With GAY KUNG_FU ZOMBIES
<SquidDNA> What
<SquidDNA> The hell

<Moe> hang on for a sec the room is spinning
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<Moe> *motherfucker*
<Moe> whoa
<Moe> seriously
<Moe> should not have done that
<Moe> FYI: bacardi 151 + fanta = evil
<Moe> ok bbl dealing with this crisis

<Bowkers|uni> a girl is looking at her horoscope next to me
<Heretic> touch her
<Heretic> the stars are telling you to
<Bowkers|uni> the stars are telling me to laugh at her
<oxy> it's fate
<Bowkers|uni> but I won't
<SquidDNA> tell her that the stars told you that you should be together
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> tell her that your stars are totally compatible with her st ars
<Bowkers|uni> bit of a problem here guys
<Bowkers|uni> she's pretty hot
<SquidDNA> see above
<oxy> wait how is that a problem?
<Jal-18> ask her if she needs a place to live
<Jal-18> two birds, one stone
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her if she wants to align her stars with you
<oxy> if she were ugly that would be a problem for the proposed course of action
<SquidDNA> Jal wins
<SquidDNA> Ask her if she needs a place to live
<Someguy|work> heh
<SquidDNA> Together with the holocaust books
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> ask her what her thoughts on jews are in that case
<Bowkers|uni> and I keep laughing at IRC, which may look like I'm laughing at the Holocaust :/
<SquidDNA> it will be the most intereting thing that happens to her all week
<oxy> ask her if she believes in determinism
<Bowkers|uni> She's a cancer
<oxy> if yes, tell her you two are meant to be together
<Jal-18> don't say that
<SquidDNA> A CANCER ON SOCIETY
<Jal-18> do not say that to her
<oxy> THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT
<Bowkers|uni> THE INTERNET MADE ME TOUCH YOU
<oxy> yeah, sounds like a convenient excuse to touch hot girls
<SquidDNA> "The internet wants me to kill you, but I think I should take care of you instead. Do you believe in determinism?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> bowkers make a move before its too late
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> or we will ridicule you forever
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> "hey i'm bowkers let's make out"
<Pijama> HAVE MAD SEXORS
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> on top of your holocaust books
<SquidDNA> "are you into genocide?"
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> if you say it all with a german accent i will pay you fifty dollars
<Bowkers|uni> she looked at me in disgust and logged off...I didn't even say anything! But her name is Daniella
<Starblade|TotallyWorking> hahahahaha
<Bowkers|uni> (I was staring at her screen)
<Bowkers|uni> it was the most awkward experience of my life just then
<SquidDNA> But
<Bowkers|uni> her disdain in her eyes
<Bowkers|uni> :(
<SquidDNA> It could have been a hundred times more awkward
<SquidDNA> You really let that go by
<SquidDNA> :(
<oxy> b, then don't leave her with that impression
<SquidDNA> Run after her
<SquidDNA> "Wait!"
<Bowkers|uni> What chase her?
<SquidDNA> "I believe in determinism!"

<Aegelward> http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/ revenge is sweet?
<Integrity> Pink furry wristbands.
—› quit: (Riess|work) (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by Riess)))
<Moe> I think he means —› quit: (Riess|work) (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Killed (TIED UP IN BASEMENT WITH PINK FURRY WRISTBANDS AND RAPED))
<Riess|work> indeed
<Riess|work> wait what

<Kushan> why are you always so negative squid
<Kushan> is it because
<Kushan> YOUR MOTHER DIDN"T LOVE YOU ENOUGH
<Kushan> ?
<SquidDNA> I was birthed from a synthesis pod
<Hyperian> oh so that's why squid cant find a date...
<SquidDNA> It is because my triple heart has never known love in any form
<SquidDNA> yes
<Kushan> i imagine the tentacles don't help either
<Hyperian> the lack of penis is also a problem
<SquidDNA> alright I don't have to sit here and take your abuse
* SquidDNA is now known as Squid|rlyeh

<reki> hey, does anyone know whether someone is notified if I block them on steam?
<reki> there's this little kid who won't stop hassling me for games, but I don't want to hurt his feelings
<reki> he reminds me of my nephew
<Hyperian> hahaha
<Hyperian> that's so sad
<SquidDNA> reki
<reki> its non stop
<SquidDNA> Is it Vertigo
<SquidDNA> We all feel that way

(04:49:13) (&reki) hmm what did bmb get banned for?
(04:49:20) (&reki) and inst
(04:49:28) (Hyperian) not willing to spread his cheek for soul
(04:49:39) (&reki) squid banned them
(04:49:52) (Hyperian) not willing to spread his cheeks for squid

<SquidDNA> HEY GUYS
<Noble> OH HAI
<SquidDNA> CJ'S FIREFOX WON'T OPEN
<SquidDNA> BUT OPERA OPENS FINE
<SquidDNA> JUST SO YOU KNOW
<Noble> good cause I was wondering
<UberJumper> yeah
<UberJumper> like all the time
<UberJumper> I think... "I wonder if Ceej's firefox is working today?"
<Noble> I couldn't get any work done today because of it
<UberJumper> you too???
<UberJumper> at least we know he's got opera
<Noble> I sat there, knowing that I should be testing software
<UberJumper> when I saw that, I was like "THANK GOD he can STILL update his facebook!"
<Noble> but why the FUCK wouldn't FF open?!

<soul> http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/19223/Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfare-2-Teaser-Trailer/
<Jumper|Anniversary> thanks soul, but I have to watch this first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w
<safk> ...
<safk> well i um
<safk> lost my cod mw2 erection
<safk> thanks jumper
<Jumper|Anniversary> haha blame A1
<safk> there i was all excited
<safk> and now shes in my mind
<safk> trying to kill me

<Kap> seriously, after boot camp, my immune system is like omfg strong
<Kap> nine weeks with 50 other guys in a dorm
<Kap> showers were...awkward
<Kap> every day
<Kap> it never got 'normal'
<Kap> i mean, guy next to you is all naked and wet and floppin...what do you say for casual conversation?
<Kap> 'hey...how's it hanging?' 'quite freely thankyou' <chirp chirp>
<Kap> actually, at the ned of the day, all our knees did hurt

<ash|das_auto> i spilled diesel fuel all over myself
<ash|das_auto> fucking
<ash|das_auto> diesel
<ash|das_auto> fuel
<SquidDNA> DUDE
<SquidDNA> I HAD COFFEE ON ME
<SquidDNA> :(
<bitz`work> rear differential fluid is worse
<ash|das_auto> rear diff fluid is DISGUSTING
<bitz`work> it smells like stale nachos freshly removed from a horses ass
<ash|das_auto> bitz
<ash|das_auto> atf is even worse than rear diff fluid
<ash|das_auto> heavily used ATF
<SquidDNA> You know what's even worse, phenol
<ash|das_auto> you know what's even worse??
<ash|das_auto> THE HOLOCAUST