Relic Community Quotes Database

<Moe|away> jesus
<Moe|away> I just finished ripping all of my mom's CDs
<Moe|away> I now have 1 GB of Frank Sinatra songs
<Moe|away> ARGH AND I FORGOT TO INCLUDE ID3 TAGS
<Moe|away> SHITFUCKSHITFUCK

<Hyperian> why does everything route through halifax
<Hyperian> or fairfax
<Hyperian> or -fax
<molo> because the internet is actually a series of faxes
<molo> not tubes
<molo> did you get the interfax i sent you

<mrBabble> I'm feeling something that I had forgotten the feel of
<mrBabble> being tired
<molo> <mrBabble> I'm feeling something that I had forgotten the feel of
<molo> <mrBabble> anal sex
<Aegeri> I am not surprised
<mrBabble> luckily for me molo
<mrBabble> I actually would, if I had ever known
<Riess> how do you forget that
<mrBabble> how? excessive sleeping for a week or two does that riess
<Riess> not that
<mrBabble> I ca forget anything

<sleep> what ss up fellas
<sleep> i am back fromas awdirnking

// apparently!

* Mnementh wonders idly how many people entered the biggest fan thing
<Zepherian> I didnt because im not
<Zepherian> ;/
<Hablacraja> they're throwing people into fans?

<IgnusDei> Hi Francois,
<IgnusDei> I wanted to thank you for coming in yesterday - it was good to meet you. The position we are looking to fill demands a bit more stylistic and content variability than I saw in your portfolio - you has tremendous sci-fi inorganic design skills, but unfortunately it's not something we really need on our current roster of projects. I have no doubt that you will find success in an area of design more suited to your interests.
<IgnusDei> Thanks Again,
<IgnusDei> Chris
<IgnusDei> FUCK
<Riess> agh
<Xypher> doh
<treb|moby> this from the interviwe?
<IgnusDei> yes
<treb|moby> you should have kicked the ass in th nutz
<treb|moby> even if your work did suck
<treb|moby> he has no place to say that
<molo> why doesn't he have the place to say that
<molo> if they don't need a spaceship/robot/tank designer, they don't need one
<molo> they gave him a huge hint
<molo> which is PUT MORE ORGANIC SHIT IN YOUR PORTFOLIO
<molo> and then RE APPLY
<treb|moby> I figuer a proper crotch

<Zepherian> my dog is incompatible with vista!
* Zepherian hates the modern world
<treb|coffee> aka my dog wont lick my dick
<treb|coffee> try peanut butter zeph
<Zepherian> try shutting up :|
<treb|coffee> zeph your the only dude thats angier than me, and thats only cause your a virgin

<Zepherian> sun could allways go nova cj
<Zepherian> and by going nova I dont mean lusting after a cylon

<Khet> black holes are like black holes?
<Khet> wtf
<Khet> since when?
<molo> BLACK HOLE IS LIKE WHITE IF PHYSICS LIFTS
<treb|chowmein> no
<Trinity> black holes are just foreign vaginas... new space to explore
<treb|chowmein> fuck
<Trinity> indeed

<molo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SDLV_rockets.jpg
<molo> hEY GUYS LETS GO TO SPACE
<molo> ON THE ENDS OF GIANT PENISES
<SquidDNA> MOLO CLEARLY WE SHOULD RIDE ON VAGINAS INSTEAD
<molo> not on
<molo> IN.
<Hablacraja> !
<molo> squid what do you think the stargate is
<molo> it's an interstellar vagina.
<dabada> good point
<Inst> i loled
<Inst> molo wins this chat
<SquidDNA> oh my god
<SquidDNA> molo wins all the internets past present and futar
<Inst> so, spacecraft are penises, while wormholes are vaginas?

<LeftWing> I've had thin and high ones: Damn hard to get up.

<SquidDNA> [17:40] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [13:12] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [08:27] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> [04:32] <cfoley> morning
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> Are you some kind of global jetsetter or something, hm?
<cfoley> squiddy's been taking notes
<Jal-18> your plot is rapidly being unfoiled
<SquidDNA> I have a keen eye
<cfoley> I AM TEH UNDER TEH SERVEHLENCE

<fisher> I just had a dream that Ozzy Osbourne was playing in Tienanmen Square, and was the reason the crackdown happened.
<fisher> i think he was playing iron man

<a1> there must be a little baghdad in missouri
<ZellCrustacean> 'course there is
<Tails> what do they have there?
<a1> insurgents
<molo> little ones

<Hablacraja> IT'S THE FEDS
* Hablacraja thermites his hard drive
<BlackStar> Why thermite when you can just expose it to intense magnetic forces?
<Water> hmm, i'm surprised you are still here habla
<BlackStar> Less suspicious than a smoldering pile of metal.
<Water> usually a complete incineration of one's hard drive would mean instantaneous removal from IRC
<BlackStar> Nah
<Water> unless habla is magic
*** Mirehn (PherrisKal@hwc-5C839F45.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #homeworld.
<BlackStar> Wizzard Powered
<Jal-18> habla is connected via his MIND
<Water> hmm, he has access to a "matrix?"
<Jal-18> he is one with irc
<Jal-18> channels dance across his skin
<Jal-18> and kickbans tickle his nose
<BlackStar> Then let us make tubgirl and tentacle hentai links one with habla.
<Hablacraja> they already are

<Skwerl|MICROBIOLOGEEEEEEE> blackstar, masturbation kills kitties
<Skwerl|MICROBIOLOGEEEEEEE> oh gawd =(
<BlackStar> I know.
<BlackStar> I embrace their genocide.
<bonnet> roflol
<Aegeri`NWNtool> It's like when someone says if you don't believe in fairies, one dies
<pH14> with a box of kleenex?
<Aegeri`NWNtool> So my friend ran around shouting it all day
<naradaman> haha
<Aegeri`NWNtool> He wanted a "Fairy" solution

<BlackStar> Im in your house, eloping your daughter!
*** mikk is now known as mikk|sleep.
<mikk|sleep> wish me lucks
<mikk|sleep> nobody elopes my daughter but me!
<mikk|sleep> oh, erm... that came out wrong...

<Martian> i passed out and then i dreamt i went home, went to the bathroom, went to bed and then woke up
<Martian> but when i ACTUALLY woke up
<Martian> only 20 seconds had passed
<Martian> that sucked.

<Unk|SCIENCE> a friend of mine, his mother found a load of gay porn
<Unk|SCIENCE> he almost had it explained away, then she noticed a Cher album next to his stereo
<Tiresias> ROFL
<Inst> loled
<Aegelward> lol
<Zepherian> busted.
<Chrome> LOL
* Zepherian deletes files in the mp3 dir

<Zepherian> I like seminude pics with lots of leather and the ocasional farm animal

(dabada) If human existance is pointless...than we sould probably talk about games and penises

## The forums went down....again....##

<Haborym> Everything's gone. Relicnews is burning.
<Shoe> haha
<Chrome> omg, win
<Chrome> Wait....on the maintenance frequency. The forumite hideouts. IRC. They must be rescued.
<Shoe> hahaha
<Gblaze> What about the Beast!
<Squid|soak> You have rescued 3 channels. 3 remain.
<Chrome> lol
<Gblaze> It's infecting our systems!
<atmawpn> IRC is under attack. Defend them!
<Beast> ...?
<dodo129> We have strange readings from the IRC servers. are you running any tests down there?
* Gblaze blasts three Taiidan frigates
<Shoe> habla wins a coupon worth one (1) intertubes
<atmawpn> Those channels contain all that remain of our people. Without them, we will become extinct.
<Chrome> Use salvage corvettes to retrieve the channels and the forumites contained within.
<Gblaze> The Beast has infected 1 of the channels
<Chrome> (dude, Kharak mission, not Cata. >_>)
<Beast> JETTISON THE CHANNEL HURRY!!!!
<dodo129> We gave them no mercy. they expected none.
<atmawpn> lol
<Gblaze> Beast is here, so why not? ;D
<Chrome> ok.
<Beast> lol
<Squid|soak> Hahaha
<Squid|soak> That would totally own
<dodo129> we kept banning until the bansticks were red hot and deformed
<Beast> hey leave me out of it
<Squid|soak> SURPSISE MISSION THREE
<Beast> I STILL have a cast from that fucking siege.
<Beast> :p
<dodo129> The admins... they never said anything
<atmawpn> Channels loaded and secure. Hyperspace module fully charged. There's nothing left for us here. Let's go.
<dodo129> i think in that moment... they envied us
<Beast> noones left.....everyones gone...#homeworld is burning!
<dodo129> so is this for real?

* NovaBurn has joined #relicnews
* ChanOP sets mode: +o NovaBurn
<NovaBurn> WHO BROKE THE FORUSM
<SquidDNA> Novaburn
<SquidDNA> You didn't read the forum12 sticky huh
<SquidDNA> It was up for about a month
<NovaBurn> ive been AT WORK
<NovaBurn> and which god damn sticky
<SquidDNA> one that said Delphy, Pike, and Dyn were abandoning RN
<NovaBurn> ok seriously
<SquidDNA> Too much money, not enough appreciation
<SquidDNA> Relic can run the site their own damn self
<SquidDNA> Buggo is trying to put something together
<SquidDNA> A new site might be up within the week
<NovaBurn> eh
<NovaBurn> EH
<NovaBurn> WHAT
<SquidDNA> CJ is going to be the admin
<SquidDNA> Along with Moe and Ionfish and I
<NovaBurn> ok i dont believe
<NovaBurn> stfu squid
<NovaBurn> joke = fail
<SquidDNA> Well, it'll be peanuts for pay
<SquidDNA> But
<SquidDNA> It's practically a part time job for most of us anyway
<NovaBurn> ...
<SquidDNA> What
<SquidDNA> THERE WAS THIS HUGE DISCUSSION
<NovaBurn> WHAT WHERE
<SquidDNA> IT WAS IN THE STICKY
<NovaBurn> WHICH ONE
<NovaBurn> NAME
<NovaBurn> NOW
<SquidDNA> IT WAS IN FORUM 12
<NovaBurn> STOP SAYING FORUM 12
<ceejayoz> [01:17] <SquidDNA> I THINK HE HALF BELIEVES ME
<SquidDNA> URGENT: FUTURE OF RELICNEWS
<NovaBurn> FLEET INTEL OR WHAT
<SquidDNA> GODDAMNIT CJ
<NovaBurn> STFU SQUID I KNOW YOU ARE BING A JEW
<ceejayoz> lol
<NovaBurn> I READ THE FUCKING STICKIES EVERY DAY YOU FAG
<SquidDNA> YOU SUCK CEEJ
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Re: server outage

<molo> tbh i'm surprised more people aren't complaining about the epileptic adverts on the forums
<molo> maybe people like spasms
<Mnementh> they are too busy rolling around on the floor to complain

<Chrome> cryogenics would be win
<Kovac> The problem is that if we could freeze ourselves all the intelligent people would do so wanting to see the future. When they get to the future they will find that very little has changes and it sucks because all the scientists have frozen themselves and no one has acting freaking developed anything new
<Tails> also, by the time you unfreeze yourself, all the stupid people who didnt consider cyrogenic freezing would destroy the planet before all the smart people unfroze
<Tails> it would be a mess
<Kovac> Your only hope would be to stay frozen until aliens arrive and colonise the planet
<Kovac> Hopefully non brain eating aliens