Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul|FL> now that was a dream
<soul|FL> was almost up there with the nazgul sex dream

<sleep> i mean ask anyone.. who among us has not an experience go bad
<sleep> say.. they move to colorado or montana.. and maybe become a lesbian
<sleep> am i right fellas
<sleep> riight
<sleep> hello
<Inq> errr Soul
<Inq> what are you on?
<sleep> your mother
<sleep> hahahahhahahaha
<NovaBurn> hahahahaah
* NovaBurn high fives soul
<sleep> sober:(
<sleep> so anyway like i said
<sleep> moral and ethical:)

-SquidDNA/#homeworld- SEX
<Gblaze> Buttsecks?
<MissHollyBeE> you trying to get my attention now?
<MissHollyBeE> NOT WITH THAT
<MissHollyBeE> bad timing

<iNyyti> haha, imagine if I really was a girl
<i-havenoideap0k> it's not a great stretch of the imagination nyyti really

<IcecreamLtDan> well, soul should be happy
<Squid|yarrr> Bears win?
<IcecreamLtDan> yes
<gobears> WOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
<gobears> SWEET MOTHER FUCKING GLORY
<gobears> GOING TO THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
<gobears> NOTHER OF GOD THANK YOU JESUS

<UberJumper> and this was fucking amazing
<UberJumper> so last night
<UberJumper> I'm running through the voice recognition thing in Windows Vista trying to fix my mic
<UberJumper> and Linnae saw me opening and closing windows by talking to the computer
<UberJumper> and IMMEDIATELY, she figured out what I was doing and tried to talk to my computer to get it to do stuff
<UberJumper> of course she can't ennunciate properly, so the computer didn't understand her
<UberJumper> "CHANGE WINDOWS"
<UberJumper> "SHOW NUMBERS"
<UberJumper> "ALT TAB"
<UberJumper> was pretty funny
<UberJumper> then, she went over to her computer
<UberJumper> which is running XP
<UberJumper> and said "Computer, change windows"
<UberJumper> and we're like "linnae, your computer can't understand you because it doesn't have that program"
<UberJumper> "Oh"

<GroundZero> I was playing football with the locals and i tripped over the edge into the reef, sliced my leg
<GroundZero> and this little reef shark had a go and my shin
<GroundZero> needless to say when i stood up and stepped 1 foot out of the water it didn't persue
<Tiresias> eeek
<GroundZero> was only a small shark - however, when I tell that story to the ladies, the shark can be as big as 5metres :P
<GroundZero> and it was a bitter struggle between life and death
*** Itphes (Hadrius@hwc-1FD628AC.sip.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #homeworld.
<Squid|regen> Yeah
<Squid|regen> Bit off your hand I'll bet
<Squid|regen> And you punched it in the head
<Squid|regen> And reached in with your good hand and got the other one back
<Squid|regen> And they reattached it later!
<Squid|regen> And when they ask to see the scar
<Squid|regen> Unzip your pants

<Stryer> this does bode ill for a lot of my models
<Lleman> well, you just realized that nag?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> yes
<Lleman> :(
<Stryer> wait a mo...
<Stryer> nag?
<Stryer> did you call me a female
<Stryer> horse
<Lleman> nah, bad wording
<Stryer> - and an OLD female horse at that?
<Lleman> ??? old mare, are you?
<Stryer> only when I 'tuck it back'
<Stryer> yep
<Lleman> uargh!!
<Lleman> you realize there are many other persons reading?
<Stryer> ahem
<Stryer> hey - i didnt mention you tucking it back, did I?
<Lleman> (uargh!!!)²

<Emberstrife> haha
<Emberstrife> the "Listen to Moe's, he's smarter than you!" userbar has run out of bandwidth on Imageshack

* SquidDNA sets mode: +m
* SquidDNA is now known as showertime
* showertime sets mode: -m
<Harm|food> wtf mate
<Sleepsmension> CAN'T WASH THIS

<Tiresias> top gun
<Tiresias> is the gayest film ever made
<Tiresias> and I've seen quite a bit of gay cinema

// more from the adventures of soul|drunk

<skjfe> brtse
<skjfe> et
<skjfe> bete
<skjfe> better
<Weav|busy> indeed
<Weav|busy> better!
<skjfe> k what about now
<skjfe> :(
<Weav|busy> definatly readable
<Weav|busy> better then some of the crap in the dow lobby
<skjfe> ocls
<skjfe> coosl
<skjfe> cooll
<skjfe> col
<skjfe> you know what i mena
<skjfe> mena
<skjfe> mena
<skjfe> :(
<skjfe> time for some music nby everlcear
<ceejayoz> soul are you like picking up one finger at a time
<skjfe> no
<ceejayoz> trying to get everything right?
<skjfe> jus bangin on kebawy
<skjfe> kne
<skjfe> enter - sucks
<skjfe> key senter -= sucks
<skjfe> i love otu
<skjfe> you
<ceejayoz> lol
<ceejayoz> i love you too, soul
<skjfe> :)

<Dimension> I'm still debating if I would fellate [johnny] depp or not
<Dimension> though I THINK not. not sure

<SquidDNA> Best quick fix for male fertility
<SquidDNA> Is a bat to the crotch
<Mnementh> imagining cj while humping?
<Mnementh> oh
<Mnementh> bat to the crotch is probably better

<SquidDNA> World's funniest porno bloopers was great
<SquidDNA> "fuck me harder! fuck me harder! .. oh shit.. line.. " guy with script "uh.. fuck me harder, fuck me harder"

<GroundZero> how are the quotes created?
<Trizzdog> magic
<GroundZero> don't be silly, only Freddie Mercury had magic
<UberJumper> no
<UberJumper> he had AIDS

<ceejayoz> we should totally stay at Relic
<ceejayoz> that would be awesome
<sleep> i call deggs chair
<ceejayoz> RELIC SLEEPOVER
<UberJumper> haha
<UberJumper> their conference room is big enough
<UberJumper> rooms that is
<SquidDNA> TICKLEFIUGHTS
<UberJumper> k, that's just homoerotic squiddy
<Weavern> i dont think there is an NDA strong enough
<Weavern> to let that happen
<SquidDNA> I have a +7 modifier to ticklefights

<Zepherian> britney has nice big boobs
<Zepherian> wonder if she breast fed her kids
<Tails> she probably hired a wet nurse
<Zepherian> because silicone must be really nutritious
<Zepherian> I can imagine the little tyke turning blue trying to suck some moisture out of those things

<IgnusDei> well shit
<IgnusDei> i tried drawing something new
<IgnusDei> but i can't think of anything cool
<molo> did it have a square crotch

<soul> oh so get this my old manager sees me in lobby today
<soul> 'hey you going to the winter party.. free bar and there will be gambling'
<soul> thanks..
<soul> lets not mention you know the hanging out with friedns or great dinner planned
<soul> lets just tell greg about the bar and casino:\

<soul> hey fellas.. when i cut i bleed just like you
<soul> :\
<molo> just faster
<molo> because of the alcohol

<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS NOW
<BlackStar> wait... no...
<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS NOW
<BlackStar> wait... no...
<BlackStar> hold on...
<BlackStar> almost there...
<BlackStar> THE FUTURE IS
<BlackStar> God damnit.

<BlackStar> TERRORISTS ARE A WAVE
<BlackStar> 9/11 WAS A WAVEFUNCTION COLLAPSE
<BlackStar> o_o
<Inq> Cowabunga
<panth> i'm losing IQ points
<Inq> im gaining!

<Buggo|away> Yup
<Buggo|away> I'm more like a lampshade now
<Buggo|away> I prefer it that way ^_^
<Kalimac> :P
* Riess turns Buggo on

<Tiresias> I have very bad essay to do
<Tiresias> and I haven't a clue tbh
<Inq> give it to me.
<Inq> Ill do it
<Tiresias> lol Inq what do you know about Gender relations in Imperial China
<Inq>Well the boy would stick his penis in the girl. Unlike you Mr homofag.