Relic Community Quotes Database

<GazDoz> CHRYS'S PENIS IS EVIL
<Gblaze> I liked it.

<celtti> http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2005-09.html
<celtti> these things are just absurd
<Inq> haha the farmer guy
<Inq> fucking retards :P
<Neko-Question> why isnt anything by inq on that site?
* Tiresias is now known as Tiresias|VivaPinata
<Dimension> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWs87fjp_28&NR
<Inq> because i do stupid things, Question.
<Inq> fuck
<Inq> i dont
<Inq> i dont

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<Me> lol
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<Dimension> HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHQAHAAHHAHHAAHA
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<Druidika> hahaha
<Dimension> OMG
<Water> ...
<Mnementh> :D
<Gaz> ...
<Mnementh> 4
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<Mnementh> 5
<Gaz> ROFL

<rem> TRUTH IS I WANNA FK YOUR SISTER (she has bigger tits)
<CrimsonAngel: You pervert
<rem> again
<rem> what's wrong with that
<CrimsonAngel> I don't know

<rem> my gf will be in london \o/
<rem> best. birthday present.
<rem> ever.
<rem> mate im staying at her sisters..
<CrimsonAngel> But it must be hard
<rem> yes it is

<Zell> Fucking 13 year old girl.
<Zell> ..Made me hyper.
<Zell> About.. 2 1/2 hours early. She didn't sleep all night, so she's wound up.

<sleep> i knwo
<sleep> alopw
<sleep> know
<sleep> mogjt
<sleep> bingt
<sleep> night
<sleep> hate when finges ;ined up worng
<sleep> fingers
<sleep> lined
<sleep> worng
<sleep> wornt
<sleep> wronmg
<sleep> fuck it night

<soul> squiids
<soul> we are ircking
<soul> rokcing
<soul> ricking
<soul> i hate meylsef
<soul> myself
<NovaBurn> this is classic
<soul> :
<soul> (*
<soul> :*
<soul> :(
<NovaBurn> hah
<Squid|rlyeh> :*)
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> lets slock somes hit
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> shit
<Squid|rlyeh> [22:01] <soul> lcokg
<Squid|rlyeh> SOMEONE TAKE HIS KEYS AWAY
<soul> hahahah
* Adonis makes sure soul's lock gun is secure in the arms room.
<Squid|rlyeh> I'm glad I got up for this
<soul> :*
<soul> :(
<bonnet> Roflol
<bonnet> SOul hammered, thats a new one
<bonnet> :p

<Tails> I was playing that parlor game Taboo
<Tails> which is kinda like charades, you need to describe a word to someone without using any of the words given on a specific card
<Tails> so my card came up
<Tails> I was supposed to describe 'Monica Lewinsky' without using the words:
<Tails> 1. Clinton 2. Oral 3. Intern 4. Scandal 5. Cigar
<Gblaze> lol
<Tails> So I said, "The president showed his dick to a government clerk. What's her name?"
<Tails> It worked pretty well
<Harm|fooood> heh
<Salamander> lol
<Tails> although someone guessed "Marilyn Monroe", I don't know why

<IgnusDei> it occurs to me that should lois lane ever sleep with superman
<trebeer> heh
<IgnusDei> she'd die
<IgnusDei> i mean, the thrusting.
<IgnusDei> dear god, the super powered thrusting!
<trebeer> super thrusting?

<BlackStar:> The default birthday setting should be February 30th.
<Neko-Question:> why?
<BlackStar:> Then the massive list wouldn't show up.
<Neko-Question:> except on feb 30th
<BlackStar:> ...
<BlackStar:> There is no february 30th you dolt!

<Harm|bikes> i feel like i've been in prison
* Harm|bikes is now known as Harmanoff
<Inq> I like that in a guy.
<Harmanoff> a destroyed ass?
<Pijama> Intriguing.

<Hablacraja> well a lot of famous people are hurrying up and dying as usual during the end of the year
<Hablacraja> attention whores
<Pijama> Pinochet
<Pijama> Saddam
<deadguy> Ford
<deadguy> Brown
<Pijama> Yeah...Brown :'(
<ceejayoz> I DIED TOO
<ceejayoz> WHERE'S THE :'( FOR ME
<deadguy> no, you got married
<deadguy> that's not quite the same

<ceejayoz> HI SOUL
<ceejayoz> http://reliccommunity.com/quotes/quote/1091
<ceejayoz> ;/
<soul> you = whore
<soul> W H O R E
<soul> :\
<Riess> yeah who didn't see that coming
<ceejayoz> ;p
<soul> i thought he was afk
<soul> he needs like a job
<soul> or fuckin hobby

<soul> i dont plan on getting drunk tonight
<soul> but i do have on a wrinkle free and stain resistance
<soul> badass plum wine colored long sleeve button up the front shirt
<soul> lets just say.. i would fuck me

<LeftWing> What is ze time in Urugay?
<Laura|tired> 17 25
<LeftWing> LOL
<LeftWing> It's 20:25 over here.
<LeftWing> I R FROM TEH PHUTURE
<LeftWing> PH34R MEE! :D
* Laura|tired slaps LeftWing
<Laura|tired> a slap from the past

<Tails> what does it mean
<Tails> when steam emerges from your engine
<Tails> and there's a boilling sound under your hood?
<Shoe|Planet> your car came with a free kettle, congratulations

<Inq> I dont fuck pastries

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<Question> apparently when you fail to summon fun you get d/ced
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<panth> ceej, your avatar has an exceedingly large crotch
<panth> i wonder how many metres of trouser snake you're packing down there
<Hyperian> panth: just ask jen
<panth> i did. she said "i'm in too much pain to talk right now"

<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> And yes, I only found IRC and this chanel within the past 48 hours ;)
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> But I've been on the Net since 1996
<Gazwrapping> well,if you're planning to stay here get MIRC instead of using the java client
<Beast2142> indeed
<Beast2142> <3 mIRC
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> mIRC is why I avoided IRC
<Harmanoff> eek you use the webclient?
<Harmanoff> The horror!
<NovaBurn> mirc + nnscript = win
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> One interface suits me fine :)
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Is there a problem with the web interface, though?
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Is it insecure?
<deadguy|almostxmas> no
<Harmanoff> it is unsexy and uncustomizable
<RevSpecies116|B5TLT> Then web interface stays ;)
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<Gazwrapping> lol
<Harmanoff> and it crashes the computers where i work :/
<Harmanoff> heh
<RiessArts> dare I say pwn?
<trebeer> heh
<Gazwrapping> deadguy,spreading IRC Xmas cheer
<Gazwrapping> :P
<deadguy|almostxmas> :D

<Aegelward> the first few times you use it. you'll definetly get a rash
<Cable> No matter how "safety" you get I'm sure I'd find a way to cut myself
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<Tails> Aegel
<Tails> I used an electric razor for 2 years
<Cable> Wait, that sounded fucking emo
<Cable> Everyone type /clear

<Tiresias> it does occur to me
<Tiresias> I accidently funded the nazi party of great britain
<Tiresias> >:(

<Kushan> well at least i can never catch [HIV]
<Kushan> because i'm not gay
<Hiigara> wtf since when
<Kushan> since we broke up

<Tails> whoa, weird dream
<Cable> Care to share Tails?
<Tails> I had a dream that I wrote a screenplay for a romantic comedy using Froot Loops