Relic Community Quotes Database

* Laura is now known as Laura|bloody
<Cable|Drawing> Laura
<Cable|Drawing> why you bloody?
<Cable|Drawing> pix or it didn't happen
<Cable|Drawing> wait
<Cable|Drawing> you're a girl
<Cable|Drawing> i'll say no more

* VladTheIndimmer pulls the metaphoric dagger out of #homeworld's back
<VladTheIndimmer> LIVE!
<VladTheIndimmer> DAMN YOU!
* Tiresias dies from blood loss
* VladTheIndimmer performs wet sloppy CPR on tir
<Tiresias> hot
<Pijama> ...
<Pijama> Poor guy
<VladTheIndimmer> bah, he likes it
* Tiresias pretends to still be dead
<Pijama> To have an approach from behind?
* VladTheIndimmer readies the defibrillators
<Tiresias> oh fuck

<Zepherian> ping pong, you know, soul's tennis

<Dimension> multiply by two is kinda inaccurate
<Dimension> I've noticed that
<Zepherian> a bit
<Mirehn_Bielann> it is because the larger the number the more off you are
<Zepherian> but close enough for bodyweight
<deadguy|afk> it's a method used by NASA all the time
<reki> lol
<treb|relaxed> you guys are asses
<Zepherian> hahaha
<Dimension> hahahha
<Mirehn_Bielann> lol dg

<deadguy> hi soul
<deadguy> I'm drunk
<deadguy> it's rather entertaining
<Dimension> you guys wanna make out?

<colkoch> oh
<colkoch> your in the netherlands?
<colkoch> nevermind im in the USA
<PizzaWing> Average IQ in the USA is lower I believe.
<colkoch> Are tests are more advanced I think
<UberJumper> 100
<colkoch> But our testing technology is more advanced I believe.
<colkoch> Do you guys have computers over there?
<PizzaWing> o_O
<PizzaWing> Omg..
<PizzaWing> OMG.
<UberJumper> hehe
<colkoch> Do you?
<UberJumper> proof that average IQ is lower in the states?
<PizzaWing> Where do you think I'm typing this from..

<Mirehn_Bielann> I REMEMBER!
<Mirehn_Bielann> FUCKING MY SISTER!
<Mirehn_Bielann> KICK KICK
<Mirehn_Bielann> oh man...
<Hablacraja> what
<Zepherian> wtf?
<Mirehn_Bielann> too much Rocky Horror for me...
<Retro> You remember fucking your sister?
<Mirehn_Bielann> lol
<Mirehn_Bielann> it's a callback line from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
<IgnusDei> i am officially dethroned

<Tails> if they ported supersmashbrothers to PC
<Tails> and supported multiplayer
<Tails> I would pounce on it like a dog on an ass flavored biscuit
<Tails> like a squirrel on the last nut on Earth
<Tails> like a cougar on a fat, legless wildebeast
<Tails> like Soul on a jello shot

* HunterX (HunterX@hwc-7D8B5B12.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #relicnews
* ChanOP gives channel operator status to HunterX
<NovaBurn> bet that was getting inserted
<HunterX> that sounds really odd out of context
<fisher|sleep> the essence of irc is the out of context join
<UberJumper> Hunter, I had a colonoscopy yesterday
<UberJumper> Nova was asking about the diameter of the cable
<RiessArt> it's great when quotes don't get less unsettling after you know the context

<soul> gonna go with shaven on top
<soul> goatee
<IcecreamLtDan> goatee
<IcecreamLtDan> hahah
<IcecreamLtDan> you mean ballduster

<bonnet> acceptable lock message?:
<bonnet> First of all you didn't tag this.
<bonnet> Secondly we do not allow rant threads, post your suggestions in a clam, collected manner so we can have discussions about them.
<ionfish> haha
<ionfish> yes!
<ionfish> post your suggestions in a clam!
<ionfish> squid will like that

<Dyntheos> I think fatal is unbalanced
<Dyntheos> when are you being patched?
<Dyntheos> AND IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PATCH FOR FATAL FOR EVER
<Dyntheos> AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T IMPLEMENTED THE STUFFF WE TALKED ABOUT YEARS AGO
<Zepherian> nobody could understand the base code dyn

<SquidDNA> Now see, isn't it amazing Fatal
<SquidDNA> That it's possible to have this conversation
<SquidDNA> Without insulting anyone
<FatalTheRabbit> and yet you insult me right here

*//* Fatal's last stand on IRC, ending note

<Riess> Welcome to #singles ! Topic is: It's Hit On Cortana Day! :|
<LeftWing> XD
<nyyti> heh
<Cortana> lol
<Pijama|NewPJs> xD
<Pijama|NewPJs> Haha

(Buggo) Girls?
(Buggo) Bah
(Buggo) Girls are lame
(Buggo) If I had my choice, there would be no girls in the world
(Buggo) Everypne would be male
(Buggo) And play Xbox all day

<Alliance|AFK> our new washing machine is also a trance machine
<Alliance|AFK> and its german
<Alliance|AFK> it goes TIshun tuka tuka un un while it waches
<Pijama|> Does it play Kraftwerk too?
<Alliance> it goes "TSHSHSHSHSHSHS CHCHRRRRRRRR
<RiessAway> every washing mashine should play Kraftwerk
<Alliance> and then back to the trance
<RiessAway> it would really make the world a better place
<Alliance> tika shun shun tuka tuka shuuun
<Pijama|> Everytime you would put the clothes in the washing machine
<Pijama|> Kraftwerk would start
<Alliance> its a dish mashine
<Alliance> machine*
<Cortana> xD
<Pijama|> That would be awesome
<Alliance> I named the dish machine heimliche
<Alliance> Heimliche, the german trance washing machine

<Inq> reminds me of 'nam
<EnigmaZ> o.0
* Chrome stabs Inq with something sufficiently sharp, rusty, and serrated. "ENOUGH OF THE 'NAM SHIT."
<Riess> oh, the carnage
<Inq> something sharp, rusty, and serrated. Reminds me of 'nam
<Riess> it's like fucking saigon all over again

<Dim|Pizza4FREE> wanking to jet fighters instead of airliners is like wanking over porn stars instead of that hot fucking neighbour across the street

<Vaarok> Except you're in israel. Which is like california with hot jew girls and more guns.

<Pizzamension> class, todays special: food for thought
<Mikk> I'm starving to death here

<soul> i think i could do amazing things if i got a metal pole that went from floor to ceiling
<Hand> like pretend to be a fireman

<SquidDNA> I have installed a TV tuner card
<SquidDNA> The software that comes with it
<SquidDNA> Asks for a serial number
<SquidDNA> WHAT FUCKING SERIAL NUMBER
<SquidDNA> THANKS A FUCKING LOT, CHINA
<molo> ahahahahh
<molo> KEKEK -_____- WELCOMES
<SquidDNA> In fact nowhere on the packaging does it list the manufacturer
<SquidDNA> Just "China"

// 5 minutes later

<SquidDNA> I think the sn is on the card
<SquidDNA> Which is mounted upside down in my case
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> BRB
* SquidDNA left the chat room. (Quit: Worst Place Ever to put a serial number)

* Atreides has quit IRC (Quit: Flies off in search of huge breasted women in disress)
<Hand> distress you stupid shithat!
<Hand> and there should be a hyphen in between huge and breasted
<Pizzamension> or a comma

<GeneralNukeEm> am I the only person who thinks editting the original post in the thread isn't funny
<reki> yes
<Hablacraja> yes.
<molo> YES
<Zell> yes
<RaptorShadow> Obviously so.
<Chrysophylax> yes
<pH14> yes
<reki> but you're also the only person who has never masturbated before
<reki> so its good that you're a bit of a pioneer
<GeneralNukeEm> so clearly playing with your own dick makes you a moron...good thing I don't plan on doing that
*** GeneralNukeEm left the chat room. (Quit: )

<Tails|upset> it didnt do anything
<Tails|upset> well fuck it
<Tails|upset> FUCK IT, I SAY
<Retro> Why, you want sloppy seconds, Tails?
<Mirehn_Bielann> man do I hate cleaning
<Retro> ooh. bad timing on THAT one Mirehn.
<Mirehn_Bielann> what?
<Mirehn_Bielann> aww fuck lmao