Relic Community Quotes Database

<Dim|Pizza4FREE> wanking to jet fighters instead of airliners is like wanking over porn stars instead of that hot fucking neighbour across the street

<Vaarok> Except you're in israel. Which is like california with hot jew girls and more guns.

<Pizzamension> class, todays special: food for thought
<Mikk> I'm starving to death here

<soul> i think i could do amazing things if i got a metal pole that went from floor to ceiling
<Hand> like pretend to be a fireman

<SquidDNA> I have installed a TV tuner card
<SquidDNA> The software that comes with it
<SquidDNA> Asks for a serial number
<SquidDNA> WHAT FUCKING SERIAL NUMBER
<SquidDNA> THANKS A FUCKING LOT, CHINA
<molo> ahahahahh
<molo> KEKEK -_____- WELCOMES
<SquidDNA> In fact nowhere on the packaging does it list the manufacturer
<SquidDNA> Just "China"

// 5 minutes later

<SquidDNA> I think the sn is on the card
<SquidDNA> Which is mounted upside down in my case
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> BRB
* SquidDNA left the chat room. (Quit: Worst Place Ever to put a serial number)

* Atreides has quit IRC (Quit: Flies off in search of huge breasted women in disress)
<Hand> distress you stupid shithat!
<Hand> and there should be a hyphen in between huge and breasted
<Pizzamension> or a comma

<GeneralNukeEm> am I the only person who thinks editting the original post in the thread isn't funny
<reki> yes
<Hablacraja> yes.
<molo> YES
<Zell> yes
<RaptorShadow> Obviously so.
<Chrysophylax> yes
<pH14> yes
<reki> but you're also the only person who has never masturbated before
<reki> so its good that you're a bit of a pioneer
<GeneralNukeEm> so clearly playing with your own dick makes you a moron...good thing I don't plan on doing that
*** GeneralNukeEm left the chat room. (Quit: )

<Tails|upset> it didnt do anything
<Tails|upset> well fuck it
<Tails|upset> FUCK IT, I SAY
<Retro> Why, you want sloppy seconds, Tails?
<Mirehn_Bielann> man do I hate cleaning
<Retro> ooh. bad timing on THAT one Mirehn.
<Mirehn_Bielann> what?
<Mirehn_Bielann> aww fuck lmao

* Mikk slaps you all with a donkey cock for applying logic to nonsense
* Tails wonders how mikk got hold of a donkey cock
<Mikk> I didn't
<Inq|warlords> he has it in a jar
<Inq|warlords> under his bed

<Zell> What games would you like to play against other EVE\Relic members online, aside from GoW and GRAW
<Inq> barbie horse adventures
<Inq> Mexico edition

<NovaBurn> I NEED AFRO ANON ASCII
<NovaBurn> DISREGARD THAT
<NovaBurn> I SUCK COCK

<soul> fyi
<soul> if you dont want to get "caught" drinking during work
<soul> when someone jokes and says 'you smell like alcohol'
<soul> dont respond with "shit... really"

<Question> hmm is having sex with a transexual any different than a normal woman?

<IgnusDei> i wonder what a SquareEnix take on the 40k universe would be like
<Zell|Gone|360> Ignus.
<IgnusDei> it'd be eye candy, of course
<Zell|Gone|360> Do not speak of such heresy
<IgnusDei> well, they'd do better than the gits who did Firewarrior
<Zell|Gone|360> The moment japan gets ahold of 40k, the Emperor will have spikey blonde hair and a gigantic magical sword.
<Zell|Gone|360> :|

* B is now known as Breast
<Breast> oops
<Breast> shit
<Chrome> .....
* Breast is now known as Beast
<Beast> .__.;

* Zell was kicked by Dimension (WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME!)
* Zell has joined #homeworld
<Zell> Gtfo of my thunder dome.
<Zell> >:o
* Dimension sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-A5C6E927.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net
* Timer 1 halted
* Zell was kicked by Dimension (two men enter)
Dimension> ONE MAN LEAVES
<Atreides> lol
<Chrome> heheh

(@Dimension) THEORY: all people named "cindy" are one of the following: a) crossdressers b) hookers c) a pony
(@NovaBurn) PONY?
(Hablacraja) PONY
(Atreides) no no NO
(Atreides) no Tijuana pony show talk

<Hablacraja> i haven't bathed in 18 days.
<pH14> habla showers using the wetnaps from his KFC lunches
* sidewinder goes down on Habla

<CrimsonAngel> and i am one hot piece of hunky man meat
* Question slaps CrimsonAngel around a bit with a smaaaaaalllmonket
<CrimsonAngel> Daont Frealy my manly manly man ways
<CrimsonAngel> Don't*
<CrimsonAngel> What the hell
<CrimsonAngel> On Frea my Manly manly manness
<CrimsonAngel> Fear
<CrimsonAngel> Why the hell cant i type Fear
<EnigmaZ> not man enough?

<Tiresias> BSG lacks hot people
<molo> you mean hot MEN
<Tiresias> yes
<Mikk> besides the sexbots, the hot ones, what do you need?
<Mikk> erm
* Mikk is slow
<Mikk> nm

<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
* lnq has joined #homeworld
<Chrysophylax> haha
<Chrysophylax> hahahaha
<NovaBurn> oh shi--

* ChanOP sets mode: +o Zepherian
<Zepherian> oi oi
<Tiresias|Away> WELCOME ZEPH
* Zepherian falls to the floor under the weight of CAPS LOCK
<Tiresias|Away> MUAHAHHAHAHA
<Tiresias|Away> THIS IS YOUR LIFE ZEPH
<Tiresias|Away> HERE IS A LIST OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS
<Tiresias|Away> YOU WERE BORN
<Tiresias|Away> YOU FOUND IRC
<Tiresias|Away> THAT IS IT
<Tiresias|Away> :|

<Zepherian> ok, lets get a search party up
<Zepherian> hiig has fallen off the internet
<Zepherian> we all know its hard out there
<Zepherian> at best he can only survive some 70 odd years, so we gotta be quick
<Zepherian> volunteers?
<Zepherian> TO GO...
<Zepherian> OUTSIDE.

* Zepherian slaps chrome with a belt
<Zepherian> smoked salmon sandwich
<Zepherian> pls
<Zepherian> and by pls I mean now woman
<Chrome> Get it yourself.
* Chrome slaps him with a whip. *WHAPISH* NOW!!

<mikkAway> inq should stop hitting on me
<Akranadas> Inq hit you while he's sleeping?
<Zepherian> why mikk? you're a sexy star wars alien after all
<Zepherian> for guys like Inq you have more pulling power than a vagina
<mikkAway> because seems to be interested in gays too much
<mikkAway> that is to say, hoping I'm one too much
<bitz> wait
<bitz> did you just admit you're a fucking queer?
<bitz> because the way i read it
<bitz> you did
<Zepherian> bits
<Zepherian> (and from now on im calling you bits)
<Zepherian> stop being homophobic
<bitz> ahahahah
<bitz> mikk's gay
<bitz> hahahahha
<mikkAway> your comprehension skills fail bitsz
<Zepherian> Mikk can be a queer if he wants to
<LeftWing> ..
<bitz> "<mikkAway> because (he) seems to be interested in gays too much"
<bitz> after "<mikkAway> inq should stop hitting on me"
<mikkAway> add that to the next line
<mikkAway> also I fail with language
<bitz> explain how that doesn't read out "im a complete homofag"
<mikkAway> fine, it doesn't, bend over
<LeftWing> ..
<Akranadas> I'd have to agree with bitz, that sentence is rather damming