Relic Community Quotes Database

<reki> webuser866: wanna cyber?
* Quits: WebUser866 (8ba82b4a@hwc-73364491.com) (Client exited)
<reki> god dammit

<ceejayoz> Ignus would like to tell you about sex with his sister
<IgnusDei> for once, no.
<IgnusDei> i'm getting tired of the subject
<ceejayoz> she's not putting out anymore?
<IgnusDei> dude, she's been in montreal for the past year

<a1aweh> are people seriously adding everyline of mirc chat to the qdb

<Kelly> I just found a... erm... "erotica" font...
<Kelly> o.O
<Beast> LOL
<rabidgerbil> okay, thats new, are the i's like penises or something?
<Kelly> Umm.
<Kelly> It's like wing dings.
<Tails|toolate> oh god
<Tails|toolate> when this font gets on the 6 oclock news
<Tails|toolate> "Are your kids typing their reports with PORN?" after this

// wangdings lol

....* Zepherian sets mode: +hhhhhh Dimension Buggo|DarthBuggo Squid|rlyeh safk deadguy|afk ceejayoz
<Zepherian> oooops
<Zepherian> nn homeworld :D
<Chrome> ZEEEEEEPPPH!!!!
<Zepherian> :)
<Beast> lol
* Zepherian has quit IRC (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))
<Locutus> rofles
<Fedman> umm I sense his case of insanity is in a downward spirl now
<Locutus> hmm... I have the sudden urge to kick someone
<Chrome> um yeah
<Chrome> he like, half-opped the entire fucking channel
<Chrome> ohnoes
<Beast> trya nd kick
<Squid|rlyeh> 10
<Squid|rlyeh> 9
<Squid|rlyeh> 8
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<Squid|rlyeh> 6
<Squid|rlyeh> 5
<Squid|rlyeh> 4
<Beast> lol
<Squid|rlyeh> 3
<Squid|rlyeh> 2
<Squid|rlyeh> 1
<-> *chanop* ARMAGEDDON #homeworld
-ChanOP- Permission denied.
<Squid|rlyeh> Ah shit.
<Zell> >_>
* Squid|rlyeh is now known as SquidDNA
<Zell> ..
<Zell> LOL
<Chrome> ROFL!!!!
<Weavern> squid
<-> *chanop* ARMAGEDDON #homeworld
* ChanOP sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@hwc-F4185040.adsl.tele2.no *!Inq@* *!lnq@* *!*@*
* Zell was kicked by ChanOP (CLEAR USERS command from SquidDNA)

<Jinkguns> You know.
<Jinkguns> I rule you all.
<Jinkguns> From behind the scenes.
<Jinkguns> Deadguy is my puppet
<Da_Fish> Yet you can't get laid =/

<Moe|study> http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?t=121776
<Moe|study> SOMEBODY HELP ME
<Moe|study> I am about to strangle people
* Question|Assignment helps moe
* Question|Assignment strangles celtti

*** molo is now known as m
<RiessDraw> yeah, molo owns the m, soul the s, zeph the z
*** Beast is now known as B
*** Tails is now known as T
<T> And that's Mr. T, to you

<deadguy> ok, best 3 out of 5
<deadguy> 1
<deadguy> 2
<deadguy> 3
<deadguy> rancor monster
<Tails> ROCK
<Tails> I WIN
<Tails> luke kills rancor with a ROCK
<Tails> WHOOOO!
<molo> no
<deadguy> actually
<deadguy> he kills him with a gate

* IgnusDei has joined #dow_community
<Question> IGNUS SAY SOMETHING INCEST RELATED PLEASE
* Tiresias slaps IgnusDei around a bit with a large trout
<IgnusDei> bah
<IgnusDei> enough incest
<IgnusDei> how about auto-incest
<celtti> ...
<IgnusDei> example:
<celtti> no
<celtti> no
<celtti> no incest talk
<IgnusDei> i once tried to suck my own dick.
<celtti> Question, I'll kill you
<IgnusDei> end of example.

<Jinkguns> Spore is win.
<Jinkguns> Like, if I could choose either Spore or losing my virginity to a exotic virgin super model that wasn't super skinny.
<Jinkguns> I dunno what I'd pick.

<Trizzdog> i have never seen anyone forget their own birthday, unless they are old and senile, and have good reason to forget
<Afoxi> well
<Afoxi> it's only been like what
<Afoxi> a year since my last one
<Afoxi> oh wait
<Afoxi> nvm
<Trizzdog> i'd be worried if your birthday wasn't 365 (sans leap years) days after your last one

<Afoxi> hmm... i just got an email from admins@relicnews.com
<Arch> Aren't you one of the new mods?
<Afoxi> no
<Afoxi> i didnt apply
* Trizzdog|CoH is now known as Trizzdog
<Afoxi> We at Relic Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
<Afoxi> fuck it
<Afoxi> i forgot my own birthday
<Arch> Heh. Yah, that one.
<Chrome> lol.
<Trizzdog> hah
<Chrome> wait you FORGOT your own BIRTHDAY?
<Chrome> .__.

<Atreides> brb getting my hotwongs

<fisher|class> wow that reminds me of battle chess
<fisher|class> i used to play the first version of that when i was a kid
<fisher|class> if the queen killed the king she would hug him and then stab him in the back
<fisher|class> looking back, this almost definately had an adverse effect on my mental development

<Hablacraja> i'm going to rig a kerosene pump so that i have flames shooting from my head at all times

<Atreides> well the lib ones just need to be taught something
<Atreides> so they can be useful
<coh_bug> like the joys of male pages
<Zepherian> and racial purity
<coh_bug> or buying drugs from homosexual prostitutes

<Tiresias> I can neither confirm or deny
<Tiresias> my presence in nova's crack

<a1> ogod i think my parents are fucking
<a1> :<<<<<<<<<<<
<pH14> GET THE CAMERA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GeneralNukeEm> that's how you came into the world a1
<GeneralNukeEm> stop bitching
<pH14> a1 is gonna have a little sibling in 9 months
<molo> b176
<pH14> a177

<Jumper|Shower> haha linnae
<Jumper|Shower> so
<Jumper|Shower> she loves happy faces on her food
<Jumper|Shower> with cupcakes, alice puts a lil icing happy face on it
<Jumper|Shower> so she goes and licks off the happy face
<Jumper|Shower> and with us out of the room goes reaching for more icing to make another happy face
<Jumper|Shower> gets caught in the act of sucking icing out of the lil tube
<Jumper|Shower> and then cries
<Jumper|Shower> lucky the tube had a lid on it
<Jumper|Shower> she was upset she'd have to take a bite of the cupcake to get more icing
<Jumper|Shower> apparently icing > cupcake
<Jumper|Shower> and having to eat cupcake = the worst thing in her 2 3/4 year old mind

<ceejayoz> that was awesome
<ceejayoz> 12 kill streak with the unlock sniper rifle in BF2142
<ceejayoz> blam blam blam
<SquidDNA> I have never wanted to kick you more CJ
<ceejayoz> haha
<ceejayoz> i have never wanted to hug you more
* ceejayoz hug
* ceejayoz [knife] SquidDNA

<Zepherian> hello metrosexual
<danger> zeph
<danger> don't hate me because i'm pretty
<Zepherian> you got both assumptions there wrong
<Zepherian> a) I dont hate you
<Zepherian> b) purty?
<danger> let me re word
<danger> without assumptions
<danger> don't appear to hate me because many girls want this

<celtti> god I'm bored
<celtti> think I'll go to gym
<celtti> to look at asses
<celtti> yes

<IgnusNWN2> i just hope i find a good dungeon master one of these days
<Question> ignus if you just read that line alone
<Question> it sounds totally different than if you had read the 2 lines preceding it

<Tails:> but soujoukh and eggs is a personal favorite
<Gblaze:> soujoukh?
<Tails:> tough, salty sausage
<Tails:> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soujoukh
<Tails:> its gooooooood
<BlackStar:> reminds me of sajuuk
<Tails:> hahahahhahaha
<Tails:> when I first played homeworld 2
<Tails:> I thought sajuuk was soujoukh
<Tails:> I was like, "their god is a sausage?"
<Gblaze:> Bring Saojouhk to the Bear. And with Anchovies please
<Tiresias:> my god is a sausage
<Tiresias:> ALL HAIL MIGHTY SAUSAGE
<BlackStar:> We already know you worship cock =\