Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tiresias> I can neither confirm or deny
<Tiresias> my presence in nova's crack

<a1> ogod i think my parents are fucking
<a1> :<<<<<<<<<<<
<pH14> GET THE CAMERA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GeneralNukeEm> that's how you came into the world a1
<GeneralNukeEm> stop bitching
<pH14> a1 is gonna have a little sibling in 9 months
<molo> b176
<pH14> a177

<Jumper|Shower> haha linnae
<Jumper|Shower> so
<Jumper|Shower> she loves happy faces on her food
<Jumper|Shower> with cupcakes, alice puts a lil icing happy face on it
<Jumper|Shower> so she goes and licks off the happy face
<Jumper|Shower> and with us out of the room goes reaching for more icing to make another happy face
<Jumper|Shower> gets caught in the act of sucking icing out of the lil tube
<Jumper|Shower> and then cries
<Jumper|Shower> lucky the tube had a lid on it
<Jumper|Shower> she was upset she'd have to take a bite of the cupcake to get more icing
<Jumper|Shower> apparently icing > cupcake
<Jumper|Shower> and having to eat cupcake = the worst thing in her 2 3/4 year old mind

<ceejayoz> that was awesome
<ceejayoz> 12 kill streak with the unlock sniper rifle in BF2142
<ceejayoz> blam blam blam
<SquidDNA> I have never wanted to kick you more CJ
<ceejayoz> haha
<ceejayoz> i have never wanted to hug you more
* ceejayoz hug
* ceejayoz [knife] SquidDNA

<Zepherian> hello metrosexual
<danger> zeph
<danger> don't hate me because i'm pretty
<Zepherian> you got both assumptions there wrong
<Zepherian> a) I dont hate you
<Zepherian> b) purty?
<danger> let me re word
<danger> without assumptions
<danger> don't appear to hate me because many girls want this

<celtti> god I'm bored
<celtti> think I'll go to gym
<celtti> to look at asses
<celtti> yes

<IgnusNWN2> i just hope i find a good dungeon master one of these days
<Question> ignus if you just read that line alone
<Question> it sounds totally different than if you had read the 2 lines preceding it

<Tails:> but soujoukh and eggs is a personal favorite
<Gblaze:> soujoukh?
<Tails:> tough, salty sausage
<Tails:> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soujoukh
<Tails:> its gooooooood
<BlackStar:> reminds me of sajuuk
<Tails:> hahahahhahaha
<Tails:> when I first played homeworld 2
<Tails:> I thought sajuuk was soujoukh
<Tails:> I was like, "their god is a sausage?"
<Gblaze:> Bring Saojouhk to the Bear. And with Anchovies please
<Tiresias:> my god is a sausage
<Tiresias:> ALL HAIL MIGHTY SAUSAGE
<BlackStar:> We already know you worship cock =\

<Bruffalo> you know Furious, we had zeph on an up, self esteem-wise
<Bruffalo> and you had to go and crush it
<DrFurious> retards aren't allowed to have self esteem

<ionfish> ceejay has always been a bastion of sickening sentimentality

<Zepherian> YOU GUYS ARE GODS
<ceejayoz> Zeph - actually, got a PM today from an angry user
<ceejayoz> "WHAT ???? ARE U God??? "
<Zepherian> you should answer with a "check avvy"
<Zepherian> and then turn his mother into a toad

<Moe> I spent five years studying physics
<Moe> I won't give up now
<Moe> fucking theophys
<Moe> I WILL DESTROY YOU
<Lor3-16> i regret not finishing mine whenever im job hunting!!
<celtti> moe, you are like 38 year old, yes?
<Moe> I will destroy you too, celtti
* Moe is YOUNG

<Khet_> how much do you want to be that dan's pic will feature a cat
<Khet_> ?
<IcecreamLtDan> Well, I can always put up the pic of me in bed with your mom
<dreddnott> oh, from last night?
<dreddnott> yeah, that was a blast
<Khet_> burn on Khet
<IcecreamLtDan> how much do you wanna bet Khet will think twice before posting something like that in the future

<IcecreamLtDan> Notice how every time soul starts a conversation it begins with god dammit or fuck
<soul> fuck
<soul> i do not
<soul> :
<Nova|sleeps> or something about alcohol
<soul> :/
<Nova|sleeps> or "this chick at work.."
<IcecreamLtDan> yea, forgot the alcohol thing
<Nova|sleeps> and ending with fuck
<Nova|sleeps> or god damnit
<soul> i go with my strengths
<IcecreamLtDan> It's kinda like Ignus, just not as disturbing
<soul> i will let you finish bitching about work and bsg now
<Nova|sleeps> or as much incest

<soul> i am a big pussy
<dreddnott> as long as you're not a big vagina
<bonnet> Are you shaved or not?
<soul> shaved
<bonnet> sweet
<soul> like a 15yr old
<soul> ok that was wrong
<IcecreamLtDan> doesn't that itch?

<dreddnott> everybody's tripping over their lollerskates on the way to the roflcopter
<Beast> hehe
<Linuturk> lol

<soul> i have humor.. but people are under the impression that i am asshole

<IgnusDei> weaverm, i am an incestuous freak
<IgnusDei> but i'm not into lolis
<IgnusDei> i am however
<IgnusDei> into furries
<IgnusDei> specifically CATGIRLS

<Gblaze> ie. you ca;nt tell the teeangers apart unless they have different hairstyles or boobies.

<NovaBurn> ok so i was eating my burger and choked on a piece a bit
<NovaBurn> and coughed
<NovaBurn> no biggie
<NovaBurn> but after my nose was all kinds of messed up
<NovaBurn> blown it 4 times already
<NovaBurn> THIS LAST TIME
<SquidDNA> We're glad you pulled through Nova
<NovaBurn> I BLEW OUT A PIECE OF MY BURGER
<BlackStar> =o
<NovaBurn> FROM MY NOSE
<SquidDNA> ,,,,,,,
<SquidDNA> DUDE
<SquidDNA> I was just reading the bible out of curiosity for sections I'd never seen
<SquidDNA> And the other night God cursed the Hebrews with "meat out their nose"
<SquidDNA> I can clearly prophesy Novaburn's life by reading the bible!
<SquidDNA> I'll let you know what to expect next week k?
<NovaBurn> yes the bible is accurate because it predict me sneezing part of my supersonic cheeseburger out my nasal cavity
<NovaBurn> PRAISE JESUS
<Tiresias> What happens next?
* SquidDNA opens to where he left off last night
<SquidDNA> Numbers 23:22 "The Talking Ass"

<dreddnott> My son is safe from the world of penises
<Aegelward> you made him a eunich?
<Wrkncacnter> you locked him off the computer?
<dreddnott> *sigh*

<Wrkncacnter> hmmm, not to point this out too much, but hive node is not suitable for modhood
<dreddnott> Thank you, Captain Obvious.
* Wrkncacnter is now known as Captain_Obvious
<Captain_Obvious> now to find and point out more things everyone already knows!
<Captain_Obvious> are you with me boy wonder?
<dreddnott> no
<dreddnott> I'm trying to think of a good sidekick for Captain Obvious
<Cable> Sergeant Self-Explanatory?
* dreddnott is now known as Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> IT FITS
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Who wants to be Major_Moot_Point?
* Cable is now known as Major_Moot_Point
<Major_Moot_Point> I shall take up the mantle!
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> DUH
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> OF COURSE you would be
<Major_Moot_Point> I have an idea
<Major_Moot_Point> In #homeworld
<Major_Moot_Point> We post the link to thread
<Captain_Obvious> you people have cahnged your nicknames!!
<Captain_Obvious> changed*
<Major_Moot_Point> and then each say a word from the sentence "Hive_Node is not suitable for modhood"
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes we have changed our nicknames
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> I am Sergeant_Self-Explanatory
<Major_Moot_Point> CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> and Cable is Major_Moot_Point
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> You see we changed our nicknames for comedy value
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> In imitation of yours, Captain_Obvious
<Major_Moot_Point> we did?
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Yes, I just thought I'd explain it
<Major_Moot_Point> I thought it was a tad obvious
<Sergeant_Self-Explanatory> Really?
<Major_Moot_Point> yup

<SquidDNA> Blade Runner was gritty but there was less focus on emotion and more focus on lack thereof
<SquidDNA> Acting was so horrible
<molo> the book is a lot better
<SquidDNA> So so bad
<SquidDNA> Harrison Ford's worst performance ever
<SquidDNA> But it's a great movie
<molo> hahaha
<molo> yes
<molo> it's like he did it at gunpoint
<molo> the nazis from indiana jones were off-camera
<SquidDNA> Grinning
<molo> NOW DOKTOR JONES
<molo> WE WILL SHOOT ZE SCENE OR YOUUUU
<molo> CHOOSE NOW

<Inq> Anyone wanna play CoH?
<Inq> Man I love the CoH chat
<Inq> why is it there? nobody knows!
<Inq> Maybe for the free exchange of information
<Inq> Like finding out your mouth is 'A holster for cock'
<Code> youre just jealous that people arent stuffing cocks in YOUR mouth.

<BlackStar> For a libertarian Paladin is pretty hypocritical.
<Zepherian> (and slightly queer)
<SquidDNA> Slightly?
<Zepherian> ok, a full blown pansy
<Riess> GOOD
<Riess> NIGHT
<Zepherian> nn buttercup