Relic Community Quotes Database

<Kovac-work> so.... Paladin is kinda violent then?
<ceejayoz> yes Kovac
<ceejayoz> well
<ceejayoz> not in real life
<molo> he wants us to think he's cool and badass and violent
<ceejayoz> he does like to talk about how he'd flip out over a minor insult
<ceejayoz> but apparently he's never actually met someone who has pissed him off enough

* ceejayoz will sleep with soul and seduce him
<soul> fuck the seduce
<soul> just show up

<soul> spent about 60 at [a strip] club though
<soul> not bad
<ceejayoz> soul you know how many ethiopian orphans you could feed for $60? ;p
<soul> well i doubt many ethiopians are built like jasmine

<soul> friday = rough
<soul> puked in friends' neighbors driveway
<soul> then in a strip club parking lot
<bonnet> ...
<bonnet> now thats awkward
<soul> then.. soul decides to just shut the fuck up for once
<soul> :\
<ceejayoz> too late!

<soul> i think you guys are missing one main point
<soul> you are arguing with hyper [about sex]
<bonnet> here comes soul witht he QDB one liner
<soul> its like fighting with a deaf guy on what music sounds like
<soul> he doesnt fucking know

<ceejayoz> i just asked jen if we could go to bed
<ceejayoz> "at two"
<SquidDNA> There would be initiative
<SquidDNA> hahaha
<ceejayoz> TWO DOESN'T COME UNTIL THREE
<Hyperian> and?
<SquidDNA> BUT THEN YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE
<ceejayoz> heh
<Hyperian> you guys seems to miss the point that ceejay has to ask to be allowed to sleep

// Daylight Savings day, hence two/three comments

<Linuturk> I got a question for everyone; would you use a wireless ball mouse or a wired laser mouse?
<Zepherian> the only balls I would use next to a computer envolve a porn site and johnsons baby oil

* Question wonders what stockings are for
* Tiresias wonders what Question is for

<Methuselath> what art?
<IgnusDC> http://ignusdei.deviantart.com/gallery/
<IgnusDC> that art
<Akranadas> is it work safe?
<IgnusDC> yes
<Question> do you draw NSFW stuff ignus?
<Question> like incest, lolicons, etc
<Methuselath> :O
<IgnusDC> NO!
<IgnusDC> FUCK NO
<Question> thats a reaction i didnt anticipate

<Akranadas> Whos IgnusDC?
<Akranadas> Answer me! >_<
* Question slaps Akranadas around a bit with a smaaaaaalllmonket
<Akranadas> What Question
<Question> ignusdei
<Question> you know?
<Akranadas> no
<IgnusDC> the artist?
<Question> yiou may know him as the incest guy on quote DB

<molo> since i have a briefing at EIGHT IN THE MORNING
<molo> then a spin flight
<SquidDNA> spin flight?
<molo> yes
<molo> i go up and put an aerobatic aircraft into spins
<molo> while explaining it as if to a student
<SquidDNA> Jesus
<molo> it's fun
<SquidDNA> What the hell kind of flight ninja are you?
<molo> we wear parachutes
<molo> all i know is count to five and pull
<SquidDNA> hahahahaha

<uzi4u2> you have not seen bad things untill you are asked to suck out the fat from a dead body and prepare it for anatomy students
<Moe> change the topic plz kthx
<Moe> NOW

<Emberstrife> oh shit
<Emberstrife> tommorow's halloween

// 10-27-2006 1700 gmt

<ir0nside> Heh, DaFish, don't come into our channel, insult us, and expect nothing in return, noobtard.
<molo> ironside
<molo> have you looked at your half of the forums
<Da_Fish> wtf? take a joke? :P
<bitz> YEAH NOOBTARD
<ir0nside> Noobtard!
* Unk slashes ir0nside's wheels
<bitz> YOU'RE A NOOBTARD
<Tails> NOOBTARD
<ir0nside> NOOBTARD!
<bitz> NOOBTARDED
<Da_Fish> NOOBTARD
<ir0nside> My work here is done.
<ir0nside> Haha.
<molo> zeph
<Unk> NINE THOUSAND!
<molo> act now
<Beast> !
<Tails> NINE THOUSAAAAAAND NOOBTARDS
<treb|grilledcheese> noobzilla
<Da_Fish> wow imagine that
<ir0nside> Bye!
*** ir0nside left #homeworld ()
<Unk> THROW THE NOOB DOWN THE WELL!

<IgnusDei> if you interpret the book of genesis right
<IgnusDei> INCEST IS JUST FINE WITH GOD
<molo> we totally weren't even on that topic ignus

<Dimension> every star has a past pijama :D
<BlackStar> Dim, I don't want to know if that theory applies to child stars.
* Dimension searches "brazil"
<molo> don't mention it to ignus
<BlackStar> I never talk directly to him.
<BlackStar> It seems dangerous to my health.
<Dimension> molo, i think that rule is actually in the server msg now ;)

<SquidDNA> I cannot figure out how to join their crapass forums
<SquidDNA> What the fuck
<SquidDNA> I am begging the internet to be shot in the face and it won't appease me

// he's trying to join the Blizzard forums

<Tiresias> I have danced very badly
<Tiresias> but they were playing Queen :|
<molo> PERFECT

<Buggo|sooobusy> Yeah but I got told I have to dress more appropriately at work
<moe> Allie: How about body paint

<Caesar> I get enjoyment from realistic games =[
<Emberstrife> play moar Red Orchestra
<SquidDNA> As someone said, if you want realism, go sit on your lawn and eat some grass

<Zepherian> every time I get quoted I feel a little piece of me die

<Kushan> it's like choosing what dildo will go up my ass: the ribbed, or the oversized.

<Zepherian> so, in short:
<Zepherian> penis.
<Unk> very short in your case zeph
<Zepherian> sexual minimalism is an art form

<Merturk_NB> 4 hours of work for me
<=-=> Merturk_NB is now known as Merturk_NB|eats

<IgnusDei> is polygamy legal in canada?
<Question> whenever ignus says soemthing like that i envision alarms going off in a huge underground complex representing #homeworld