Relic Community Quotes Database

<Tiresias> I have danced very badly
<Tiresias> but they were playing Queen :|
<molo> PERFECT

<Buggo|sooobusy> Yeah but I got told I have to dress more appropriately at work
<moe> Allie: How about body paint

<Caesar> I get enjoyment from realistic games =[
<Emberstrife> play moar Red Orchestra
<SquidDNA> As someone said, if you want realism, go sit on your lawn and eat some grass

<Zepherian> every time I get quoted I feel a little piece of me die

<Kushan> it's like choosing what dildo will go up my ass: the ribbed, or the oversized.

<Zepherian> so, in short:
<Zepherian> penis.
<Unk> very short in your case zeph
<Zepherian> sexual minimalism is an art form

<Merturk_NB> 4 hours of work for me
<=-=> Merturk_NB is now known as Merturk_NB|eats

<IgnusDei> is polygamy legal in canada?
<Question> whenever ignus says soemthing like that i envision alarms going off in a huge underground complex representing #homeworld

<hellion> yea... so a little off topic here... but who takes it in the ass? show of hands?

<molo> he's banned by nick
<molo> no tip
<molo> NO TIP

<smaaaaaalllmonket> but I want hotbar!!!!1
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<smaaaaaalllmonket> wtf it just disconnected
<Moe> that's because you were going to download hotbar.
<smaaaaaalllmonket> hotbar's installing now.
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<Moe> seriously, I wonder how long he'll take to realize that...
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<bitz> IS HOTBAR INSTALLED YET?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> lol i'll probabaly have to upgrade to AOL gold to get better connection
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<bitz> YEAH YOU'VE GOT IT!
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<smaaaaaalllmonket> yeh ill get AOL gold
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I keep disconnecting
<bitz> id recommend aol platinum plus
<bitz> it's so much better
<smaaaaaalllmonket> ok
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I'll get platinum plus
<molo> i recommend aol diamond
<molo> it costs as much as a small house
<molo> but you never disconnect
<bitz> aol diamond is for pompus assholes
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I cant see diamont
<molo> it's there
<smaaaaaalllmonket> Only platinum pluss and gold
<molo> just look harder
<smaaaaaalllmonket> i cnat see it...
<molo> it's on the second page
<molo> they don't want the rabble to get it
<bitz> holy shit
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<bitz> there's a platinum plus?
<bitz> i just pulled that out of my ass
<molo> how i mine for fish
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<Mnementh> HOW I MINE FOR FISH
<Woggy> monket you liek hotbar so far?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> yeh it relly good.
<smaaaaaalllmonket> u get to search really fast and it has lots of buttons and it comes up in Internets Exlporer
<Riess> commence the madz test!
<Riess> only one way to find out... HI ASL?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> Whats asl?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> like ADSL?
<Riess> failed the madz test.
<bitz> it's not possible for someone to be this stupid
<bitz> FAKER
* smaaaaaalllmonket was kicked by molo (lots of buttons ftw)

<Atreides> everyone does not hate bush

<SquidDNA> hahaha I caught a unicorn
<SquidDNA> I love this game
<BlackStar> Which game is that Squid? LSD adventure?

<Noir> I'm not Pedo enough :(
<Noir> DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST

<Tiresias> ionfish do you play any games? :/
<ionfish> yes
<ionfish> Freecell

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<SquidDNA> Look everyone
<SquidDNA> Relic's latest game has become self aware

<soul> yea lets talk about you.. i dont want to end up on the fuckin qdb again

<Kushan> wiki is for communists
<Cable> I'm fucking Stalin then

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<a176> there she is
<a176> cutie pie
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<molo> IT'S UP
<Retroboy> OMG MOLO HAS AN ERECTION
<molo> quick get the camera
<Retroboy> We were having a quiet moment.
<molo> sexy time?
<Retroboy> Apparently, Yes.

[20:22] <Hablacraja> I THINK HE IS GAY FOR YOU
[20:22] <&SquidDNA> This was someone stalking me
[20:22] <dreddnott> you going to start cybering
[20:22] <&SquidDNA> Yes

<dreddnott> http://relicnews.com/yearbook/2006/350/
<pH14> he is hot
<pH14> i would do him
<pH14> i mean, if i was a homosexual

<SquidDNA> SCIENCE
<Alliance> RELIGION!
* Alliance was kicked from the chat room by SquidDNA. (HAX)

(18:14:06) (%Cable) I'm tired of nyyti being on top all the time :D

<Hablacraja> where's my goddamn gold star
<IcecreamLtDan> If it was up your ass playing ping pong with a golf club, you'd know where your star was
<Hablacraja> probably